if i write a doom fanfiction story , can it be posted

chapter 4 - the needlessly cruel and mayhemic brutalization of the worst brand of spaghetti

knuckles and sonic and doom finished the 35 kg of beef , there were extremely hungry and later doomguy noticed that when knuckles was angry and has thrown the pizza guy around the house he has acidentally hit a speaker box that doomguy has , and it was brtoken and doomguy got angry when he tried to play a music album from mayhem and he wanted to play the album deathcrush but it didnt work because the speaker was broken and it sounded muffled and terrible. doomguy was angry and he started to beat up knuckles for 2 hours and when he was ready , knuckles was lying on the ground and he was passed out and not conscus and he did not notice what was going on , and he was aslerep and had a strange dream

so doomguy goes into the store where they seell some spaghetti because he wanted to make some spaghetti for the evenning because when doomguy was ready with bueating up knuckles , it took so long that it was from mid day to evening and it was hard and not easy to beat up knucklöes . knuckles is very strong , but doomguy is stronger but it was still not so easy. so sonic and doom guy are in the store and the spgaahetti seller came to them and he had a spaghetti box in his hand and said: hello its me the seller

doomguy said hello. and sonic said : wow this smells terrible. it smells like shit what the fuck is this garbage ?

the spghatti guy felt offended and said : oh my god i feel offended , why did you say that. it doesnt smell terrible you have terrible taste in noodles. you suck and you have a prohibiation of visiting this store now and i will kickj you out.

he opened his smart phone and he typed in strange numnbers that nobody could understood and thjemen came in , and they had terrible clothes with terrible pictures on it that made sonic feel scared and traumatized , but not doomguy becuase he was very used to this gore and blood and stuff. but not sonic because when he kills robots he doesnt see blood. only when he killed dr robotniik but there was not like 400 demons gore so it was ok , but the shirt of the security men were very traumartizing to him and he stood there with the inability to dod something and he was unable to move and speak and he saw the shirts but 40 seconds later he got used to it and he was not shockjed any more and he has processed it. so he was traumatized but just a little bit for 40 seconds so he can handle it.

sonic said , wow your shirts are so ugly you really sucks.

the securitymen felt offended too and he got really angry and he said to sonic : fuck you hedgehogs cant talk are you retarded ?

sonic said : no but youre retarded , you cant talk

security man said: yes i can y00oure just stupid

sonic said : fuck you

they started to battle each other , the security men were slow in comparisoin to sonic who could run in more than everything but the men were stronger and with that it was hard to take them down and when sonic was not focused he was accidentally punched which hurt him very muich in the face because they were really strong , so it was really hard for sonic to survive this battle but in the end he came out vitcotourlsy and he has won because his tactic was , he kicked them in the stomach a lot and then ran away before they could catch sonic and capture him. and sonic got only hit twice on the head which was ok because they didnt have knifes or pistols with bullets

doomguy said , sonic i am very impressed i know you would do this

sonic said : thanks , now , lets take down the stupid f *g who owns this spaghetti

doomguy: ok but can i steal some spaghetti for this eveinig

sonic: ok

sonic ran at the owner of this store and he kicked him every where until he fell down at the ground and he took a spaghetti shelf and he throw it on him , so he was lying under the shelf and he was unable to move and he was passed out. the alert device has activated and the police came but doomguy took his shotgun and his rocket launcher and he destroyed all police cars , and they exploded and there was blood and fire throwing around all thbe entire place and the police men were lying at the ground inside the fire and the fuel of the cars and htey burning , and they were saying , oh my god please help me but doomguy laughed at them and said haha eat sh *T HELLSPAWN , and he took a chainsaw and massacred them even more into it was very small and like a pulver of meat , because they were the same policve officers that have tried to arrest knuckles because of the pizza delivery.

sonic was inside and destroying the spaghetti and doomguy had a spaghetti under his arm because he would cook it in 10 minutes when they walked home but sudedenly a very strange sounding police car came after them , and it was the same colorts as a normal police car which is blue and black and some white , but suddenly he felt really scared because at the logo where it would be police , the logo said instead of police gorge bush, and doomguy felt really weird because this doesnt make sense to him. its weird and it was supposed to say police but it saidd gorge bush, so it was a police car but with the only difference that the logo was written gorgebush and not police like the other cars of the police.

doomguy was very scared but he was also very angry and he took the chaingun and shot at the car at the gorgebush logo until the bullet holes made it look like a insult word , and he laughed at it and he went inside the car and stole everything and he started to beat up the people in this car ( it was not members of gorge bush so he thought , okay this is trange and weird ) so his conclusion was this is a conspiracy from the gobvernment.

the president has noticed doomguy was in earth and he killed the satan demons ( he was satan in reality ) and it made him so extremely angry that he has told the spaghetti man to wait until he goes into the store and to make him angry to make him busy with killing this guy , and while he is inside they will have enough time to start drawing towadds him and when they arrive doomguy will be so distracted that he will not notice them but they were wrong because doomguy did really notice them , and they had lost it so they were destroyed. after gorge bush noticed that the car didnt come back to him he noticed that doomguy killed them , and it made him even angrier and he started to make a child called john romero and to teach him how to make games , and he told him he has to make a game called doom where the character of the game is called doomguy so that no one in the real world notices that doomguy is real and that people thgink that doomguy is from a game and not real ,, which is not true , so they would not notice any thing any more. and he has told some people to make a website called doomworld so the people of the world getr very distracted from the real doomguy from making doom wads on this website , instead of talking about the real doomguy.

to be continued

oh . okay i am very sorry next time i will consider this aspect of children making , i did not notice , i am really sorry. okay and i will make the entire thing again here so you can read it better here :

chapter 4 - the needlessly cruel and mayhemic brutalization of the worst brand of spaghetti knuckles and sonic and doom finished the 35 kg of beef , there were extremely hungry and later doomguy noticed that when knuckles was angry and has thrown the pizza guy around the house he has acidentally hit a speaker box that doomguy has , and it was brtoken and doomguy got angry when he tried to play a music album from mayhem and he wanted to play the album deathcrush but it didnt work because the speaker was broken and it sounded muffled and terrible. doomguy was angry and he started to beat up knuckles for 2 hours and when he was ready , knuckles was lying on the ground and he was passed out and not conscus and he did not notice what was going on , and he was aslerep and had a strange dreamso doomguy goes into the store where they seell some spaghetti because he wanted to make some spaghetti for the evenning because when doomguy was ready with bueating up knuckles , it took so long that it was from mid day to evening and it was hard and not easy to beat up knucklöes . knuckles is very strong , but doomguy is stronger but it was still not so easy. so sonic and doom guy are in the store and the spgaahetti seller came to them and he had a spaghetti box in his hand and said: hello its me the seller doomguy said hello. and sonic said : wow this smells terrible. it smells like shit what the fuck is this garbage ? the spghatti guy felt offended and said : oh my god i feel offended , why did you say that. it doesnt smell terrible you have terrible taste in noodles. you suck and you have a prohibiation of visiting this store now and i will kickj you out. he opened his smart phone and he typed in strange numnbers that nobody could understood and thjemen came in , and they had terrible clothes with terrible pictures on it that made sonic feel scared and traumatized , but not doomguy becuase he was very used to this gore and blood and stuff. but not sonic because when he kills robots he doesnt see blood. only when he killed dr robotniik but there was not like 400 demons gore so it was ok , but the shirt of the security men were very traumartizing to him and he stood there with the inability to dod something and he was unable to move and speak and he saw the shirts but 40 seconds later he got used to it and he was not shockjed any more and he has processed it. so he was traumatized but just a little bit for 40 seconds so he can handle it. sonic said , wow your shirts are so ugly you really sucks. the securitymen felt offended too and he got really angry and he said to sonic : fuck you hedgehogs cant talk are you retarded ? sonic said : no but youre retarded , you cant talk security man said: yes i can y00oure just stupid sonic said : fuck you they started to battle each other , the security men were slow in comparisoin to sonic who could run in more than everything but the men were stronger and with that it was hard to take them down and when sonic was not focused he was accidentally punched which hurt him very muich in the face because they were really strong , so it was really hard for sonic to survive this battle but in the end he came out vitcotourlsy and he has won because his tactic was , he kicked them in the stomach a lot and then ran away before they could catch sonic and capture him. and sonic got only hit twice on the head which was ok because they didnt have knifes or pistols with bullets doomguy said , sonic i am very impressed i know you would do this sonic said : thanks , now , lets take down the stupid f *g who owns this spaghetti doomguy: ok but can i steal some spaghetti for this eveinig sonic: ok sonic ran at the owner of this store and he kicked him every where until he fell down at the ground and he took a spaghetti shelf and he throw it on him , so he was lying under the shelf and he was unable to move and he was passed out. the alert device has activated and the police came but doomguy took his shotgun and his rocket launcher and he destroyed all police cars , and they exploded and there was blood and fire throwing around all thbe entire place and the police men were lying at the ground inside the fire and the fuel of the cars and htey burning , and they were saying , oh my god please help me but doomguy laughed at them and said haha eat sh *T HELLSPAWN , and he took a chainsaw and massacred them even more into it was very small and like a pulver of meat , because they were the same policve officers that have tried to arrest knuckles because of the pizza delivery. sonic was inside and destroying the spaghetti and doomguy had a spaghetti under his arm because he would cook it in 10 minutes when they walked home but sudedenly a very strange sounding police car came after them , and it was the same colorts as a normal police car which is blue and black and some white , but suddenly he felt really scared because at the logo where it would be police , the logo said instead of police gorge bush, and doomguy felt really weird because this doesnt make sense to him. its weird and it was supposed to say police but it saidd gorge bush, so it was a police car but with the only difference that the logo was written gorgebush and not police like the other cars of the police. doomguy was very scared but he was also very angry and he took the chaingun and shot at the car at the gorgebush logo until the bullet holes made it look like a insult word , and he laughed at it and he went inside the car and stole everything and he started to beat up the people in this car ( it was not members of gorge bush so he thought , okay this is trange and weird ) so his conclusion was this is a conspiracy from the gobvernment. he president has noticed doomguy was in earth and he killed the satan demons ( he was satan in reality ) and it made him so extremely angry that he has told the spaghetti man to wait until he goes into the store and to make him angry to make him busy with killing this guy , and while he is inside they will have enough time to start drawing towadds him and when they arrive doomguy will be so distracted that he will not notice them but they were wrong because doomguy did really notice them , and they had lost it so they were destroyed. after gorge bush noticed that the car didnt come back to him he noticed that doomguy killed them , and it made him even angrier and he started to make a child called john romero and to teach him how to make games , and he told him he has to make a game called doom where the character of the game is called doomguy so that no one in the real world notices that doomguy is real and that people thgink that doomguy is from a game and not real ,, which is not true , so they would not notice any thing any more. and he has told some people to make a website called doomworld so the people of the world getr very distracted from the real doomguy from making doom wads on this website , instead of talking about the real doomguy. to be continued

okay but please dont make a porn about me. because i felt very bad when some one said that. please dont do that again. and what did you think of my 4 chapter thestory and whats ur favorite part about it ???

Oh, I loved the whole thing. You know those ads on Pornhub where they say "this is what will happen to you if you take this pill every day for one week" and they show a guy flopping around a (content removed) the size of a loaf of Italian bread? Well, that's what happened when I read your story. Except it also made my brain into a loaf of Italian bread, so I won't be able to use my (content removed) ever again.

Here's a little story I wrote for you that doesn't put you into an inappropriate scenario. It's written as a stage play:


THE ADVENTURES OF LISA AND BUTTHEIMER

Characters:

(L)Lisa - a stay at home wife who never wants to have children.

(B)Buttheimer - a busy trucker with a drinking problem, always plowing through the Hershey Highway at 1:00am.

ACT I

L: Oh God, do it again Buttheimer!

B: AWH YEAH, right up the old Hershey Highway again! I don't think I can hold on much longer!

L: Buttheimer! Yes, Buttheimer! Let go of the wheel and release yourself!

[BUTTHEIMER takes a swig of Natural Light as LISA screams in joy]

B: Man, I think my rubber just shredded! Must've been goin' too fast or somethin'.

L: It's okay, Buttheimer. Everyone knows that you don't need any rubber when traveling the Hershey Highway.

B: Yeah, yer right Lisa. At least I was able to deliver some cream to the chocolate factory. Good night, Lisa.

L: Good night, Buttheimer.

FINAL ACT
SIX MONTHS LATER

L: Buttheimer, I can feel something weird moving around in my stomach... do you think that maybe...

B: Shut yer Mouth, Lisa! Like you said, we didn't need that rubber anyway!

L: You're right, Buttheimer, I won't bring it up again.

L: Oh God, Buttheimer!!!

B: What's wrong, Lisa?

L: I can feel it moving again! Come listen!

[BUTTHEIMER puts his ear up to LISA'S stomach]

B: Well I'll be damned, Lisa, I think it's trying to summon Sanic.

[LISA and BUTTHEIMER face the audiance and grin]

L&B: I guess you do need rubber for the Hershey Highway after all!

[Actors bow, curtains close]

THE END

if she also drank water or lemonade or coffee

Alright mayhemic, i had my fun.. now let me try and be a little more helpful to you.

This ended up being more extensive than previously planned, so under the spoiler it will go. _{Read at your own risk.}

okay good. you cant summon sonic again because i already summoned him. so pleadse do not worry.

what is that

Stop burying all the other doom projects threads with this pointless piece of shit retarded thread.

yes i agree. i think we should talk more about doom

stop insulting me