if i write a doom fanfiction story , can it be posted

What if the easter bunny had boobs? Is that where the milk for the Cadbury eggs comes from?

Sonic the DOOMGuy Goes to the Bar: Part I



     Wearing your finest Sonic outfit, you walk up to the bar and order a Bud Light Seltzer. The bartender is wearing the world's smallest g-string, but her breasts hang down to her knees. This doesn't bother you.
     "Hi, I'm Guy. DOOM Guy. How do you like my Sonic outfit? You'd make a nice Tails, you know."
"That's so cute, honey! Who is Tails, and why are you covered in blue pubic hair?" You look at her, disappointed that she doesn't know the world's most famous hedgehog. "I'll show you, hang on!". You pull out your phone and show her hentai of Sonic dicking Tails, except in this picture Tails is a large inflated woman with a chao shoved in her butt.
    The bartender gasps and drops your Bud Light Seltzer on her toe, causing her to scream. She bends over, giving you ample time to ogle at her bottom. You pull her thong back as far as you can and use it to slingshot a small bird into her rectum. She turns around and gasps, staring at you with intense anger that you percieve to be lust because you lack the ability to read the room. She hits you in the face with a can of cheap American beer. "Mayhemicdestrvtor, how dare you treat your mother that way! What is wrong with you? And why are you speaking coherent English?"


The end.

why did you write that , it was not funny. this story is terrible.

oh my god , really ?

i dont go into strip clubs , its inappropiate to go into strip clubs. i never will go into a strip club , its a very unplesant place. please stop saying that and please stop writing porn about me , i dont like it , it made me feel scared.

why do i have to go in a strip club

because sexual things are very unplesant

im sorry that i scared you. i heard some wzhere that in a strip club , its a club where some naked women are making dances and people watch her because she is naked and they throw money at her some times , and i think this is very inappropiate and stuff because youre not supposed to be naked in front of other people. because there is one in a game its called gta. but i dont like this game. its boring and theres also some in duke nukem but i also dont like duke nukem.

why is that autistic

i didnt summon sonic and demons because of how plesant it is. i wanted to talk to sonic and the demons because my parents didnt want to talk to me on this day. and because my brother was sleeping. because he still had to sleep early cuz he was 4 yrs old or 5 yrs and i was 8 or 7

Wow, so even before your brother died your parents still neglected you? You must be absolutely insufferable in real life, no wonder you're so lonely, your imaginary Sonic and demon friends, and some internet bullies and fake friends are the only company you're going to get.

my friends are not fake friends. they support me and talk to me and cheer me up.