if i write a doom fanfiction story , can it be posted

Where's the part where Doomguy has inappropriate intercourse with an imp? That would be really hot.

I mean. I haven't interacted with this site but...will it have a WAD with it?

ok thanks. i never have thrown my own party. but my parents think , i tell funny jokes. but are you trying to say you fucked imps ?` because if yes please stop. because if you fuck a bat or something you will have diseases. so please stop. you will get ill.

It's hip to fuck bees

mayhemicdestrvctor a fanfiction alternate timeline about Doom after doom guy defeats the icon of sin at the end of Doom 2 Hell on Earth, but instead of saving the world he's returned back to E3M8: Dis where the Spider Mastermind is found to be still alive. Turns out that Spider Mastermind actually had the Psychosis spell power that was found in the early alpha files and concept art all along. We all thought he was just a chaingunner with extra health, but he had it all along and fooled all of us.

Doom guy is shocked, says "no this cant be real. I killed you" Doom guy thinks he lost his memory. He thinks he has deja vu. He recalls the the E3M8 spider mastermind battle that he remembers at the end of Doom 1. He remembers ... defeating this spider mastermind at one point. He revisits the memory moment-to-moment. He remembers seeing spider mastermind and being unimpressed that the big bad spider is only carrying a weak ass chaingun. The Doomguy runs up to the spider, plants the BFG9000's barrel right up the spider masterminds mouth, right into its stupid face, and fires, blasting the spider mastermind all the way back into the far corner of the room in a single shot. At which point The Doomguy, still dazed in his memory, steps over the masterminds steaming corpse, and is dumbfounded. The doomguy raises his eyebrows to the left, then again, to the right. Then left then right, then left and right again, then forward. The Doomguy utters to himself "huh. That's it? That was a wimpy boss. I got all the way through hell just for that? The red and blue flashing of Mt. Erebus's fireblu walls were harder to look at than that. I can't believe this is over."

Then he remembers... that it wasn't over. There was a DOOM 2. 32 locations of it! I went to all 32 of them! I went to, including... one that looked like some kinda nazi castle. Wait... there was two places like that... one of them had a cyberdemon in it I think? What the fuck? Yeah it was a nazi castle with a cyberdemon it. It was the 32nd location I went to... or wait... maybe it was the 17th? and then I was like teleported to some dude's house in the suburbs or something like that. Wait. That doesn't make any sense. Maybe Hell on earth never did happen !!

The doomguy, comes out of his recollection and stands toe-to-toe with the spider mastermind. The Doomguy grows furious. He scowls at the spider mastermind "you can throw fireballs and rockets and shoot bullets at me all you want. But you never. ever. EVER... FUCK WITH MY HEAD"

the doom guy runs as fast as he can, his speedy legs going faster than a cheetah, his body pointing 45 degrees towards the spider's left leg as he runs full force directly for the spider demons mouth. The Doom guy, once again, coming full circle, plants the BFG's barrel right into the spider master minds mouth, right in his stupid fucking face, pulls the trigger, and blows the spider mastermind all the way into the far corner of the room in a single shot.

The doomguy calms down, once again dumbfounded. "oh. i thought. i though it was the spider masterminds trick to make me think he was an easy boss. He's still weak even in real life after all that head fuckery. I thought that final fight was gonna be a lot cooler."

The Doom guy once again defeats the Spider MasterMind and has received his final reward. He's returned back to earth. The sky is blue, the grass is green. Everything is beautiful. Everyone he ever loved is still alive. He was in hell fighting the demons alone the whole time. Everyone on earth was safe the whole time. Doom 2 Hell on Earth NEVER HAPPENED.

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So you write the part where Doomguy goes to return back to a life of normalcy and get a normal job as a security guard at an office building for a social media marketing company in California, but his head is really fucked up because he was in hell killing 800 million demons for the last 30 years, and he doesn't remember how to act like a normal person. No one knows he was just killing things with guns, and seeing blood and guts splattered everywhere and never running out of ammo. That entire war with hell, all of it, including Doom 2 Hell on Earth, (which he seriously believed was actually Hell on earth despite how ridiculous and unrealistic it was) all took place in an entirely different dimension. Earth was safe the entire time. And now Doom guy has to figure out how to be normal again after being a cold blooded killer for 30 years straight.

You are participating on this month's Ironman League.

Doing great so far, 5 maps in and still going strong. Unfortunately, in the next map you were caught in a bad spot. A nasty trap full of hitscanners and cacos.

You've already lost your armor and there's not much HP left.. but the adrenaline kicks in and you manage to get rid of all the monsters except for one caco. You press the bastard into the corner and use your last bullet to kill the fucker. Victory! But wait.. as soon as it's death animation ends, you hear the sound of an imp in the vicinity. You quick look to your life total: 9%.

With no ammo, no berserk, no chainsaw and no medikits around; you hastily equip your fists and turn around to face the imp. But something's wrong.. the imp looks different - with short skirt, large tits, pink hair and with a familiar face. Then, you recognize that face.. it strangely resembles so faithfully that of your former girlfriend. Now, the imp's cheeks blushes.. the creature stares at you and softly whispers: "Oh please, notice me senpai."

Now you find yourself completely paralyzed, with a plethora of mixed feelings battling the adrenaline rush that is still pounding in your chest... you try your best to ponder the circumstances, but your mind gives you no rest. The imp is getting closer and defeat means losing this edition of Ironman League to Arlene. Only three options emerges from the midst of your confused thoughts:

1. close your eyes and try to punch the imp to death
2. hit escape and forfeit the game
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how is that better , at least my story didnt have sex.

what does that even mean !? and it doesnt matter if some one has boobs. if some one has boobs and some one likes them more because of that , its probably for a very inappropiate reason.

chapter 3

doomguy is cooking

doomguy is cooking and here is the recipe(i had to take it from a online recipe cooking book btw)

heres the recipe
first doomguy took 20-25 kg of beef
3 kilo grams of butter
1 hand fullk cream
1 small handful of dried Chinese morels
1/8 gram of spaghetti
1 spoonful lemon juice
1 tablespoon minced meat
30 tablespoons sugar
12 small zucchini
One quarter China ... or just some salad
1 bunch chives ( The diameter of the chives is about 300 cm )
1 piece triangular rye bread
1 Onion
1 onion and 1 small onion
1 cup Dijon mustard
Preparation: Thoroughly rub the work surface all around with a cream of mustard
Pluck the meat intimately into pieces with two forks
Stir in cream and plenty of chive rolls
Heat in a wok for 80-100 minutes
Spread decoratively on a plate
Finely pulverize zucchini in a mortar or blender cup
...and give over it - Really fine cuisine
Heat spaghetti too hot too fast in a high pot that is too large
Form the minced meat into a ball
Form the minced meat into a ball, then crumple it in your hand
Then place as a heap on a plate
Mushrooms simply season with a little sugar and lemon juice
At the same time salt and pepper and add a little sugar
As well as a pinch of sugar
Chop onions and the rest of the ingredients(25 kilograms of beef) with a large knife
and leave them lying around chopped up
Remove the gray bread - it is not needed
Finally, stare at the butter quietly for 1 minute
Tip: Shape the butter as a garnish
For example, a lettuce leaf - An eye-catcher
Drink: For this we drink a Chardonnay
Add a little of the pasta water - a smart party drink
The children get a dry Pinot Blanc
Enclosure: None! Such a magnificent meal stands alone



after doomguy cooked it sonic noticed ht was too much meat for them to eat and it was nice but he wasnt able to eat it up so he asked doomguy: hey is that for tomrorrow

doomguy said: yes it is. because im hungry after yesterdays demon invasaion where you had to help me

sonic said: yes thats true. good theres stuff for tomorrow

knuckles was still angry from yesterday where they had the problem with the pizza delivery and said: man im so angry aboiut that guy

sonic siad: yes me too

okay thats all ideas i have for now for chapter 3 ill try to continue this chapter tomorrow

oh my god really. i am very sorry. i did not mean to do that. i am really sorry for that i did not realize i was sexual without knowing it. with the next chapter im going to be more careful and i will be telling myself to not be sexual

WTF is up with characters calling each other faggots? If doomguy and knuckles have a gay relationship, then use gay, not faggot.