kvsari
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Post by kvsari on Jul 14, 2022 2:11:16 GMT -5
Bros I just squeezed a big fucking pimple that's been in the middle of my forehead for like 2 years now. It was "hard" so I couldn't squeeze it all this time, it didn't budge at all. All of a sudden today it decided to randomly give up. Shit smelled like dick cheese. Not that I know what dick cheese smells like, given that my intimate hygiene is immaculate. I can't believe my forehead is flat again. Your story reminds me of this;
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2022 11:09:32 GMT -5
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Post by roebloz on Jul 18, 2022 11:49:24 GMT -5
wHAT.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2022 12:27:18 GMT -5
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Post by deathevokation on Jul 19, 2022 15:41:50 GMT -5
Higurashi too.. good taste.. also; just incase anyone was itching to know what it must be like to live in the Medieval age as an executioner.
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Post by dn on Jul 19, 2022 17:34:21 GMT -5
Who is this inexplicable being, who, when there are so many agreeable, lucrative, honest and even honourable professions to choose among, in which a man can exercise his skill or his powers, has chosen that of torturing or killing his own kind? This head, this heart, are they made like our own? Is there not something in them that is peculiar, and alien to our nature; Myself, I have no doubt about this. He is made like us externally. He is born like all of us. But he is an extraordinary being, and it needs a special decree to bring him into existence as a member of the human family, a fiat of the creative power. He is created like a law unto himself.
Consider what he is in the opinion of mankind, and try to conceive, if you can, how he can manage to ignore or defy this opinion. Hardly has he been assigned to his proper dwelling-place, hardly has he taken possession of it, when others remove their homes elsewhere whence they can no longer see him. In the midst of this desolation, in this sort of vacuum formed round him, he lives alone with his mate and his young, who acquaint him with the sound of the human voice: without them he would hear nothing but groans . . The gloomy signal is given; an abject servitor of justice knocks on his door to tell him that he is wanted; he goes; he arrives in a public square covered by a dense, trembling mob. A poisoner, a parricide, a man who has committed sacrilege is tossed to him: he seizes him, stretches him, ties him to a horizontal cross, he raises his arm; there is a horrible silence; there is no sound but that of bones cracking under the bars, and the shrieks of the victim. He unties him. He puts him on the wheel; the shattered limbs are entangled in the spokes; the head hangs down; the hair stands up, and the mouth gaping open like a furnace from time to time emits only a few bloodstained words to beg for death. He has finished. His heart is beating, but it is with joy: he congratulates himself, he says in his heart 'Nobody quarters as well as I.' He steps down. He holds out his bloodstained hand the justice throws him- from a distance - a few pieces of gold, which he catches through a double row of human beings standing back in horror. He sits down to table, and he eats. Then he goes to bed and sleeps. And on the next day, when he wakes, he thinks of something totally different from what he did the day before. Is he a man? Yes. God receives him in his shrines, and allows him to pray. He is not a criminal. Nevertheless no tongue dares declare that he is virtuous, that he is an honest man, that he is estimable. No moral praise seems appropriate to him, for everyone else is assumed to have relations with human beings: he has none. And yet all greatness, all power, all subordination rest on the executioner. He is the terror and the bond of human association. Remove this mysterious agent from the world, and in an instant order yields to chaos: thrones fall, society disappears. God, who has created sovereignty, has also made punishment; he has fixed the earth upon these two poles: 'for Jehovah is master of the twin poles and upon them he maketh turn the world' ... (1 Samuel 2: 8).
- Joseph de Maitre
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 19, 2022 17:46:02 GMT -5
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Post by joe-ilya on Jul 20, 2022 2:26:47 GMT -5
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by deathevokation on Jul 26, 2022 0:50:16 GMT -5
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Post by dangerousdaviebowie on Jul 26, 2022 1:29:42 GMT -5
Attachment DeletedDon't dwaddle your time downloading wads and pk3's and not even bother playing them like I have. And don't spend your time playing the wads that make me feel like my IQ is dropping.
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Post by walterc on Jul 26, 2022 6:13:02 GMT -5
Cool! It's a nice map, a VERY old release of mine, based upon Fortress of Mystery, include some cool stuff like the church area and the fleshy caverns with eyes watching you but there's some noob mistakes as well like a platform staircase that is undoable without no clipping and the final boss room have the boss monsters way TOO far away to be a threat but also to be hittable. Overall, is a ok wad. The story paragraph is REALLY edgy, Jesus!
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 28, 2022 15:50:33 GMT -5
I went to Oslo and all I got was a fucking cold
Think twice if you wanna experience the homeless life bros. It ain't exactly fun. Especially if you're borderline anorexic like me and lack nature's "blue armour". Maintaining any sort of hygiene is such a bitch too. I'm not gonna blame homeless people for smelling ever again.
Ok, to be honest I got more than a cold. The antichrists took my swiss knife at the airport, so I bought two from some black guy that owns a second hand shop in the Hotspot of Multiculturalism™ called Grønland. The shops there have labels in three Indian languages btw. Oh and the black guy also wrapped my knives in like 5 cm of styrofoam and duct tape, because according to him, in Norway the fine for having a knife on you is ONE THOUSAND EUROS. I shat myself. Maybe that's how they pull off the multiculturalism™. Also I bought a little pillow that looks like a polar bear warning sign, I assume they have these on Svalbard or some shit. I've wanted to go there since I was like 13 but maybe in some better times.
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Post by Deathclaw886 on Jul 28, 2022 19:35:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2022 18:37:03 GMT -5
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 2, 2022 0:55:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2022 1:37:18 GMT -5
These people are imbeciles having a 3 page discussion on this thing. Every single participant should be stripped of their agency and treated as less than human in my eyes. Doomkid thank you for banning me from that website.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2022 7:48:46 GMT -5
Anyone remember that terrywad scrubbed from the internet and DW, that had pictures of the people from doomworld as textures, getting their faces jizzed on? I think that one really triggered them. Must have been more than 5 years ago.
It was something called "Milkshakes" in the title I believe.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 2, 2022 13:42:33 GMT -5
Rant
Fucking bitch at the student office told me to either print my confirmation of study myself online from our uni's system thing or to come in person. The system didn't work so I came in person. Then she yelled at me for doing one of the things she told me I could do. Bitch you get a salary to do this shit. It's literally your fucking job to help me with shit not chat with your coworker in your office. That's your job title: "student coordinator for foreign matters" or some shit. As a matter of fact you get paid more to do that than I ever will in my life for anything. Ofc wouldn't even listen to me saying that there's no way to print the confirmation for the NEXT school year (which is what I need to renew my residence permit), just the CURRENT one that ends in 4 weeks. When she finally did, she kind of got flustered and said "alright I printed this shit out for you now gtfo I have work to do". Oh and best of all, to print the paper she needed my student card which she forgot to give back to me. I need my student card to enter my dorm (or just wait for someone to open the door for me but you get it). And the laundry room too where I put some shit to wash in the morning (above workaround doesn't really apply here). So if she's gonna be so kind to give my card back to me tomorrow, I'll come back to my underwear that has been soaked in the washing machine for 24-ish hours.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate being a foreigner so fucking much. It's shit like this everywhere: people being pointlessly rude because they've never gone anywhere outside of their countries except for vacations, and the concept of having to "prove" anything about your residence to anyone is unimaginable to them. When I'm done with my studies I'll never leave my home country ever again. It's just not worth it to bother with this shit all the fucking time.
Ok, that's not exactly true. If esselfortium invited me to give her a rimjob I'd be at the US embassy getting a visa right away. I would ask her to unban joe ilya in return.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 2, 2022 13:44:49 GMT -5
Anyone remember that terrywad scrubbed from the internet and DW, that had pictures of the people from doomworld as textures, getting their faces jizzed on? I think that one really triggered them. Must have been more than 5 years ago. It was something called "Milkshakes" in the title I believe. It may or may not be here archive.org/details/terry-wad-and-joke-wad-archive-project-4-24-2022.7z
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2022 19:49:38 GMT -5
These people are imbeciles having a 3 page discussion on this thing. Every single participant should be stripped of their agency and treated as less than human in my eyes. Doomkid thank you for banning me from that website. No problem, bipolar. After all, this is just another Big Lulz moment coming from the guy who said "we should remember there's a human being on the other end"!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2022 20:45:04 GMT -5
These people are imbeciles having a 3 page discussion on this thing. Every single participant should be stripped of their agency and treated as less than human in my eyes. Doomkid thank you for banning me from that website. No problem, bipolar. After all, this is just another Big Lulz moment coming from the guy who said "we should remember there's a human being on the other end"! I only meant people on Doomer Boards.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2022 20:49:04 GMT -5
Doomkid Besides, why should I respect DW when I was banned from there, for not even breaking any of the rules. You deleted a thread that was non-offending, Troll 2. That's what made me change the thread title to you abusing your power. Is it not true you used your moderator privileges to settle a personal score for something that had nothing to do with the rules? That's not cool in my book. I wasn't even rude to you in my pm which I made public. You seem to have very little room to allow redemption. That's very sad imo you must be filled with hatred.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2022 0:44:58 GMT -5
Doomkid Besides, why should I respect DW when I was banned from there, for not even breaking any of the rules. You deleted a thread that was non-offending, Troll 2. That's what made me change the thread title to you abusing your power. Is it not true you used your moderator privileges to settle a personal score for something that had nothing to do with the rules? That's not cool in my book. I wasn't even rude to you in my pm which I made public. You seem to have very little room to allow redemption. That's very sad imo you must be filled with hatred. Too bad I'll never get a reply to this.
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Aug 4, 2022 8:12:18 GMT -5
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 4, 2022 8:36:37 GMT -5
People that play osu don't have both parents around.
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