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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2022 11:34:05 GMT -5
I went to Oslo and all I got was a fucking cold Think twice if you wanna experience the homeless life bros. It ain't exactly fun. Especially if you're borderline anorexic like me and lack nature's "blue armour". Maintaining any sort of hygiene is such a bitch too. I'm not gonna blame homeless people for smelling ever again. Ok, to be honest I got more than a cold. The antichrists took my swiss knife at the airport, so I bought two from some black guy that owns a second hand shop in the Hotspot of Multiculturalism™ called Grønland. The shops there have labels in three Indian languages btw. Oh and the black guy also wrapped my knives in like 5 cm of styrofoam and duct tape, because according to him, in Norway the fine for having a knife on you is ONE THOUSAND EUROS. I shat myself. Maybe that's how they pull off the multiculturalism™. Also I bought a little pillow that looks like a polar bear warning sign, I assume they have these on Svalbard or some shit. I've wanted to go there since I was like 13 but maybe in some better times. Heh. The best part of Norway lie beyond the city limits, but you would need a car for that. If you're into hiking, fishing or skiing it's a great place to visit. Maybe next time? I think the knife part is accurate, though I don't know the amount for certain. I expect it's mainly the Abibas-wearing crowd that are in danger from being frisked by the cops though. Oh, and smelly hobos who look foreign. I hope you had fun at least.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 4, 2022 11:57:28 GMT -5
@olroda2 I'm definitely going back up there once I'm retarded rich and have a car. I wanted to take a look at a few places beyond Oslo, literally just places I've seen on instagram before (plus I wanted to cross the 60°N parallel ), but the prices of buses put me off really quickly. Like a 3-4 hour bus trip somewhere can run you a hundred euros easily, in one direction. Plus my legs were starting to hurt a lot because I slept on benches in the sitting position, and I got that thing that old people have where all the blood runs down into their legs and it hurts a lot. I had no idea that could happen to young people at all. Well it can, and it's unpleasant. But either way yeah I'm gonna hike in Scandinavia for sure one day. Plus I already promised myself long ago I'd go to Svalbard.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2022 12:12:10 GMT -5
Svalbard must be a nice place too, but I haven't visited it myself. I hear that you are required by law to be armed if you go outside there! On account of the polar bears. Oh and if you ever find yourself driving through Norway - drive under the limit. There's an abundance of traffic cameras and the fines are hefty to say the least. Crossing over this this glacier by car is pretty spectacular, though the road might be closed if there's bad weather. I've went there twice myself. It isn't too far north; might be 500km or so from Oslo.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 4, 2022 12:17:44 GMT -5
Bookmarked it. Also holy shit the map lichen grows there. We learned about that thing in uni, it looks pretty cool. That thing only grows in tall mountains like that.
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Post by NuMetalManiak on Aug 4, 2022 13:01:38 GMT -5
Rank me as an overall Doom community member.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 4, 2022 13:41:40 GMT -5
Rank me as an overall Doom community member. Very nice and veiny penis, girthy but not too long, fits in the mouth just fine. Immaculate penile hygiene. Good diet and therefore satisfactory taste of cum. Uh, wait what was the question?? Ah! Community member! You write cool reviews and I'm not aware of you doing anything especially asshole-ish. I rate you a 7/10.
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Post by 40oz on Aug 4, 2022 13:41:54 GMT -5
NuMetalManiak Doom 2 sold 1.8 million copies, so I guess out of 1.8 million people you probably rank like maybe somewhere in the 400,000s range or something.
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Post by deathevokation on Aug 4, 2022 21:51:17 GMT -5
Bros I think I gottem.
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Post by skyr on Aug 6, 2022 20:08:17 GMT -5
NuMetalManiak Doom 2 sold 1.8 million copies, so I guess out of 1.8 million people you probably rank like maybe somewhere in the 400,000s range or something. Who would be number 1 on your list then?
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Aug 7, 2022 21:48:17 GMT -5
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Post by dn on Aug 8, 2022 3:07:47 GMT -5
Municiple Waste's latest single. Nice OG doomguy cameo, none of this new DÜMSLAYER shit.#
Song's alright, I guess. Still prefer gwar.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 8, 2022 5:47:33 GMT -5
The immigration office (30 minutes away by train) accepts only 10 people without a reservation per day due to the Ukraine war or some shit. This is not mentioned on the website or anywhere else, only on a sheet of paper on the main entrance. I don't have a reservation (in fact I do but it's in 3 weeks and I'd prefer to be doing other things then). Soooooooo looks like I'll be spending this night in front of the place. Hopefully there won't be a queue there at 1 AM. Fuck this shit honestly
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Post by 40oz on Aug 8, 2022 8:35:10 GMT -5
Municiple Waste's latest single. Nice OG doomguy cameo, none of this new DÜMSLAYER shit. That was a cool one second.
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Post by dn on Aug 8, 2022 9:22:32 GMT -5
I'd normally just write it off as zoomer-tier lol cultural referencing lmao but damned if that gun isn't right.
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Post by 40oz on Aug 11, 2022 10:45:19 GMT -5
<death metal shredding>
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Post by dn on Aug 11, 2022 11:12:41 GMT -5
♬ Now in the halls of the necro-lord Flash of fear when he sees my sword, I Rape his woman, smoke his bong Leave a booger underneath his throne ♬
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Post by Deathclaw886 on Aug 12, 2022 19:26:28 GMT -5
♬ Now in the halls of the necro-lord Flash of fear when he sees my sword, I Rape his woman, smoke his bong Leave a booger underneath his throne ♬ Hey Butthead! Check this out! mm mm heh. Woah, cool! uh huh huh huh
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Post by dn on Aug 13, 2022 4:18:29 GMT -5
Neah neah. Finally managed to track down a copy of Triple Brutal on ebay. My Austrian Death Machine collection is finally completed.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Aug 13, 2022 7:02:01 GMT -5
Top 3 must have browser extension: bandwidth-hero.com/My parents have a 100 gb/month data cap, which can get tight given that my siblings are retards that regularly download 50 gb updates for their shitty xbox games / spend hours on Gaystagram daily. Modern consoles are such fucking shit too. A nibba gotta pay just to play with people online. Das sum sucka sheit, on my momma. Once I have my own apartment I'm gonna buy a Playstation 2 or something and that's it. There are still gypsies in the center of my part of town selling pirated PS2/PS3 games on discs, ffs. Maybe a Dreamcast because those were cool AF, although my country was under sanctions at the time, so it never got popular, idk if there's even 2-3 of those on our ebay equivalent. Those were real fucking sanctions, not the worthless pussy shit that Russia's under. There was not a single working gas station in the country for 8 years, so people would buy petrol from smugglers from Romania that would sell it on sides of roads in plastic bottles. So yeah. Bandwidth Hero, motherfuckers. And PlayStation 2. Real gangsta shit. On God.
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Post by deathevokation on Aug 19, 2022 0:01:27 GMT -5
It's Fred Durst Friday, bros.
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Post by matador on Aug 19, 2022 20:05:03 GMT -5
It's Fred Durst Friday, bros. Alright, partner! Keep on rollin' baby. You know what time it is.
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Aug 21, 2022 21:19:14 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2022 13:46:20 GMT -5
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Post by E.M. on Aug 24, 2022 16:17:50 GMT -5
Terrifying.
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Sept 2, 2022 4:36:05 GMT -5
xD
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