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Post by dn on Jan 30, 2024 0:37:49 GMT -5
You should play the SNES Zelda. The two for 8-bit NES and that one are the only ones I played totally through and beat. Zelda II is a great little game. Never play the original gameboy zelda (waking of the windfish or some shit)? It's genuinely my favourite of the original era. It's just fun, and actually had a surprisingly evocative plot.
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Post by dn on Jan 30, 2024 0:33:04 GMT -5
And that fridge's name? Derek Chauvin.
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Post by dn on Jan 21, 2024 3:07:03 GMT -5
Ten Inch Dave rides in the boot; he gnaws upon a teat. He swallows vodka – Vladivar's – and chews up ketamine. In truth the dwarf-chile doesn't mind his time within the trunk: This banishment – this lightless realm – this hellish petrol sump. Imagine then, it serves him for a deprivation tank: A haven where one doesn't suffer jibes or glib remarks... Away from Spraffer waxing forth on dwarves and lack of height, And verbalizing ordinate coordinates of shite. With bendzedrine and vodka, darkened trunks can be endured: Hallucination's better company than fucking Stewart.
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Post by dn on Jan 20, 2024 19:32:48 GMT -5
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Post by dn on Jan 15, 2024 5:56:30 GMT -5
yo kontra, this AI generated stuff you keep posting... what software / webshit are you using to make it?
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Post by dn on Jan 12, 2024 0:27:13 GMT -5
if you see some dumb motherfucker eating rocks then it is your moral duty to tell them to stop. Ignoring dumb motherfuckery is actually the less empathetic option: encouraging it is objectively evil.
I only fucking hit you because I love you. But, by god, you are as stupid as shit, etcetera.
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Post by dn on Jan 8, 2024 16:56:17 GMT -5
If I could go back in time I'd have been less dismissive of dnWas going to reply to this with a smug reference to Cassandra from greek legend, who was a bitch cursed to tell the truth about the future by the Gods, but also cursed to have nobody in the fucking world believe them. So I googled it. It turns out there is a new medifag term doing the rounds in psychiatry circles: Pretty much sums up my entire relationship with the doom community. Of course, no one will fucking believe me.
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Post by dn on Jan 2, 2024 10:15:34 GMT -5
oh god I am hungover. Avoiding mirrors, but I suspect I am actually an interesting shade of green right now.
happy fucking new year. Puke.
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Post by dn on Dec 28, 2023 9:09:21 GMT -5
Absolutely love vinyl.. taking care of it is annoying at times but imo, if you have records which were recorded back during the days of vinyl, it is absolutely worth your time. Agreed: it's odd, but a lot modern production methods really sound like shit on vinyl. Devin Townsend is a prime example; I love the man, but christ, even the new City remaster sounds like ass on vinyl. The format really shows no fucking mercy to any technology past the dot matrix. Pro-tools and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Total iMac Death, billions of NIN fans must die, etc. It's not all lost tho; live albums survived the bump better than expected. Blackjazz by Shining sounds flat and dead on vinyl, but the live version is spectacular. Same goes for Dev's shit.
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Post by dn on Dec 25, 2023 4:59:25 GMT -5
making fucking bank doing sweet FA at work. Ho ho ho I'm fuckin rich bitches
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Post by dn on Dec 24, 2023 20:00:38 GMT -5
Quite literally just finished playing a game of Binding of Isaac while getting paid £30 an hour. Christmas overtime feels good bros.
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Post by dn on Dec 21, 2023 6:26:55 GMT -5
Yeah that's basically my reading of the situation. Really does seem like 5 people can decide who 5 million other people can vote for, based on nothing more than contested opinion. Pretty fucking wild that a party that holds the democratic process in such contempt can still call themselves the Democrats with a straight face.
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Post by dn on Dec 21, 2023 3:43:08 GMT -5
Good enough points: it's been an expensive year and a bit, and if I ever have to move house then hauling all this shit with me would be a nightmare. I disagree with the maintenance thing tho: maybe if I lived in a fucking swamp I'd be more concerned about warping, or about some vinyl eating fungus gnawing away at my fucking folly. And if you're the sort of person that leaves CDs and DVDs out of the box getting sctatched to fuck on the coffee table then you're beyond help anyway.
A while back I came to the conclusion that vinyl is the ideal format for fucking consumer-coomers who don't actually like music: having to abandon your coffee every fifteen minutes to go flip the fucking disc is a pest, so a lot of the time you don't bother. If I'm writing or painting or fucking or whatever then vinyl is not gonna happen.
But... this shit isn't just some funko-pop retardation sitting on the shelf either. When I'm in the mood for music (which is a lot these days: I junked the TV years ago) then I will stick the tunes on. And, because you can;t skip tracks and are actually having to engage with the platter (see: every fifteen minutes), you find yourself thinking in terms of "what album am I in the mood for?", rather than "what song is gonna make me happy for five minutes before I have to go back and choose another one?"
Someone ought to do a study on that. It's not just video games and social media that have this fucking and fruit-machine / perpetual endorphin-pump design ruining humanity. Convenience has become a byword for lazy habits and predatory social lobotomization. Fuck playing the hits, man, play the whole fucking album as it was meant to be heard: it encourages you to see the big picture, see the wood rather than the trees, etcetera.
It's pretty good for social gatherings as well. You get the boys round, you get the beers out, you put your shit on spin. Lets you know in about 15 minutes who you are going to get along with, and who can be safely ejected before they do too much damage to your limited lager stocks. Some guys are chill and will listen to whatever - I'm the fucking host, I play what the fuck I want - but some people... man, you can see the little dumb ADHD motherfuckers twitch.
Say, you put the Dayglo Abortions on: literally five minutes in they'll be like, "Yeah, cool, punk, it reminds me of *insert band here*". Ten minutes in they'll be surreptitiously eyeballing the unit looking for the phono jacks, "You like Billy Joel Bro?". If you don't step on those little bastards fingers tout suite they'll unhook your shit and be playing fucking Greenday on random through their phone on your speakers. "Don't have much charge on my phone, you got an iPhone charger?" Yeah, motherfucker, outside next to the fucking bins where the hobos piss and burn logs of dogshit for heat, get the fuck out.
Does this routine actually work in other people's houses? Cuz I swear, Hogmanay is coming up, and a fucker might die this year if they try that shit with me again. First order of business is burning out the bluetooth on those fucking monitors with an arc welder.
All this without even getting into Spotify being the actual fucking devil, or supporting the bands that you likewith cold, hard cash.
Anyway, tl;dr: there are definite benefits.
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Post by dn on Dec 20, 2023 15:16:50 GMT -5
Also... I have no idea wtf Ihsahan has been up to for the past decade, but two new tracks from his next album just dropped and OH MY FUCKING GOD
That's best album of 2024 right there. Got to be. Everyone else can just fuck off home and come back next year.
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Post by dn on Dec 20, 2023 15:12:00 GMT -5
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Hear me out, but... the new(ish) Pestilence album is... actually... kinda fucking excellent.
Vangelis keyboards intros, bitching album art, utterly retarded lyrics (LIKE PAZUZU BUT TEN TIMES WUUUUUURSE!!![/b]), I am so fucking here for this.
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Post by dn on Dec 20, 2023 15:03:07 GMT -5
Is vinyl based or am I just being a massive faggot rebuying my entire music collection?
These are the questions that keep me awake and sweating at night.
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Post by dn on Dec 20, 2023 7:53:49 GMT -5
Seems excessive. Not that it matters, Biden voters will just vote twice as much hard to keep muh based retard out of office anyway.
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Post by dn on Dec 20, 2023 3:40:11 GMT -5
wait what? Has he even been convicted of anything?
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Post by dn on Dec 14, 2023 6:59:15 GMT -5
Also if the code for those bottle weapons isn't lifted 100% from urban brawl then I'm a fucking englishman.
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Post by dn on Dec 14, 2023 6:57:55 GMT -5
Nope, just looking at those disguising first-person junky cocaine nails gives me the fucking boak. Actually physically repulsed by it, could not play this.
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Post by dn on Dec 12, 2023 23:12:57 GMT -5
ngl, would have it on my mantelpiece. i'm waiting for the literal hitler awards Well the christmas deadline isn't gonna happen. We're thinking maybe April 20th.
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Post by dn on Dec 12, 2023 23:02:52 GMT -5
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Post by dn on Dec 12, 2023 3:14:39 GMT -5
scubasteve Was that first post on DW your idea? Because that was, for the first time in my knowledge, actual acknowledgement from management that certain wads and people are banned because of their political leanings. It was the stupidest fucking post in the history of the forums. And you did it during the community equivalent of the Oscars. People aren't acting out because they are angry - they are calling you a cuck because you just confirmed what they've been saying for the past 7+ years. You silly fucker, you just vindicated every single person here who suspected they were banned because Drumph and Muh Nazis, you've just said that YES, a clique of venomous pornsick incels can and will have you banned on Doomworld. Technician: vindicated. Kontra: vindicated. 40oz: vindicated. darkfuckingnation: vindicated. You just legitimized every ounce of fucking bile that gets squirted in your direction. What's being witnessed here? This isn't a Fuck Scuba Steve moment aimed at doomworld, this is a I Fucking Told You So moment aimed at everyone else who is watching with no fucking skin in the game. I really hope that post was your idea, because if someone was egging you on to put your name to that piece of fucking folly... well, then you'd know for sure you have no friends on the inside of that swamp of disingenuous reptiles.
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Post by dn on Dec 11, 2023 18:24:31 GMT -5
dn i haven't seen 40oz since i came back, but perhaps it would be a cool idea to whip together an awards ceremony for say top 5 mods of 2023. Sure. PM me, we'll gather a round-table of our best and brightest most adequate minds and dish out some awards before Christmas.
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Post by dn on Dec 11, 2023 17:17:33 GMT -5
Sure. Stick the boss sprite from wolf3D on a plinth, apply a gold filter to it in photoshop. Host our own DB awards ceremony, we'll call them the Literal Hitlers.
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