TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 25, 2017 7:48:19 GMT -5
Pick any three human movie badasses to assist you in the event that Hell ever comes to earth, and provide video evidence to support the notion that YOUR badasses are more badass than THESE badasses!
Snake Plissken...but just call him Snaaake.
Jules "Mothafucka" Winnfield!
And finally....
Kyle Reese, the father of the fucking future!
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Post by 40oz on Dec 26, 2017 8:12:35 GMT -5
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this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Dec 26, 2017 8:30:11 GMT -5
The main characters of Commando (1985, starring Arnieeee!), Adrenaline 2 (I think that's the name, starring Jason Statham) and well duh obviously Rambo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2017 9:36:03 GMT -5
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Post by GRUG on Dec 26, 2017 12:38:50 GMT -5
That midi in TimeOfDeath's map is really unpleasant to listen to.
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Post by 40oz on Dec 26, 2017 21:13:40 GMT -5
it grows on you
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Post by deathevokation on Dec 26, 2017 22:27:32 GMT -5
you know, if you choose too many charismatic heroes in your team you run the risk of becoming "that expendable side character that gets offed somewhere near the end". ;P
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2017 16:47:03 GMT -5
The Terminator John Rambo Bruce Lee
Do I even need to explain why?!@#!
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TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 27, 2017 16:54:43 GMT -5
The terminator is not a human, broski.
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Post by dn on Dec 27, 2017 19:50:43 GMT -5
Born of human intelligence, wreathed in human flesh.
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TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 27, 2017 22:16:25 GMT -5
So pick the flesh or the inelligence...or both. Just keep the metal endoskeleton out of the equation.
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Post by deathevokation on Dec 28, 2017 0:34:58 GMT -5
I love how no one's chosen the protagonist from the "Doom" movie... when you can't trust the protagonist in a movie to deal with the shit in the game is when you know when a movie is an abomination. Haha.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 0:05:12 GMT -5
-Bruce Lee -TraceOfSpades -glenzinho
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TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 29, 2017 0:08:24 GMT -5
(Grabs shotgun) Let's go!
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Post by GRUG on Dec 29, 2017 0:18:52 GMT -5
1) Doomkid: Because he is a professor of Doom Physics. He can teach the team all the ins and outs of wall running, splash damage, and some other miscellaneous stuff. 2) MarkIstenes: Because he is ranked as one of the top ten players on ZDaemon and a beast at survival. 3) TraceOfSpades: Because every team needs comic relief while battling demons
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TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 29, 2017 0:23:24 GMT -5
God damn, my ego just got increased a lot. haha
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Post by BattleKorbi on Dec 29, 2017 3:46:37 GMT -5
At first, I didn't read about the rules of the thread, and I prepared a long list of overkill characters (both original and fanmade) to rape the fuck out of the Doom-pocalypse's essence. So, here is the revised list: - Kenshiro: WELL, he is human, he has a movie, only he is anime (Essentially Bruce Lee movies + Mad Max), thread says nothing of anime characters. - Any character Keanu Reeves played (that was in a action movie): Face it, shit is cool, plus a long-range-specialist is a must. Plus, as far as I can figure, Keanu himself can now handle guns Since that is basically OP at this point: - That girl who plays Ween piano medleys on Youtube: We kinda need music, otherwise how would the demons know they are fucked? Plus, we don't get soundtracks right? I wonder how yall might contribute to your team of movie badasses, what tells you might be as badass as them? Since mah team can kick ass on all fronts already, maybe I can be in charge of supplies distribution? Scouting? Give Keanu ammo? Give Kenshiro shirts? Bang the drum then bang the Demon Mum?
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TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 29, 2017 11:49:25 GMT -5
Oh God..."this thread became something I didn't want it to become"...and "while I will acknowledge" that I should have seen it coming...I guess I'm just a fat pasty white dude who likes to talk about the apocalypse.
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Post by BattleKorbi on Dec 29, 2017 12:24:46 GMT -5
Oh boy, you aren't talking about that drop that overfilled your glass right? Argh, that guy was salty as fuck. And I never use the word "salty" so when I do, its genuine.
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Post by Justince on Dec 29, 2017 16:41:47 GMT -5
I was going to say Trace of Spades too, since he's the only person I know with a gun who isn't incarcerated.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 18:02:32 GMT -5
That’s because he can’t shoot straight.
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TOS
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Post by TOS on Dec 30, 2017 7:49:59 GMT -5
^hahaha, this fucking guy. I'd say meet me at the range to back that up...but you're on the other side of the world and can't have a gun. At least in doom I don't have to aim up or down... I was going to say Trace of Spades too, since he's the only person I know with guns who isn't incarcerated. Fixed that for you! haha And fucking Hell, I am a part of three peoples' roaming apocalyptic death squads. I need a theme song now. Oh boy, you aren't talking about that drop that overfilled your glass right? Argh, that guy was salty as fuck. And I never use the word "salty" so when I do, its genuine. I occasionally just like to bring up memories of old that I find amusing. Whether it's referring to my old title on doomworld, various infamous threads that I started or were made about me...whatever it may be, I occasionally like to have a good nostalgic chuckle.
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