joe-ilya learns about racism in the 20th century

I know that when I went to the store I wasn't able to get my white privilege discount. I was ready to write my congressman, that way something would definitely get done. But then my town's mayor came out of nowhere and gave me a free whites only coupon book to make up for my inconvenience. So I went to the nearest Mercedes dealer and used one of my free car coupons to get an SL500. I got in, and drove it to McDonalds where I proceeded to order ten McChickens and a diet coke (on a diet, you know). But wouldn't you know...I can lose weight even without changing my eating or activity habits. Apparently my white privilege makes weight loss easier, too.

The more you know...