normally im an admin but today im a video game doctor

Hans Grosse

This man has sure eaten a lot of vegetables for 1200HP. This amount of hp equates to about 70 gatling gun rounds, which would be a lethal dose of bullets, even in the unlikely case that the shooter misses all of the vital organs. Most humans, even of his stature, likely couldn't live after 3. In this case, it is my professional opinion that he would not survive being filled with even half as many bullets.



Dr. Schabbs

This doctor must have been doing something right because his health is more than double of that of Hans Grosse, which makes Hans look like a soyjack in comparison. Doctor Schabbs doesn't appear to be wearing any protective armor either, which further eludes his mystery. It's a shame he did not contribute more to medical research to survive this many exit wounds. I am also going to have to say no on this one.



Adolf Hitler

It is a recorded fact that this man did not survive more than one bullet.



Otto Giftmacher

Same health as Hans Grosse but wearing less body armor. My medical diagnosis would be no.



Gretel Grosse

Same health as Hans Grosse but also wearing protective armor. Still no.



General Fettgesicht

No, as well.

I can see perhaps omitting Trans Grosse and Death Knight since there is evidence to suggest that they underwent cybernetic modification, but I'd like to see reports on Barnacle Wilhelm, Submarine Willy, and Professor Quarkblitz.

I Love Shadowman! The Nightdive port gave Milton his proper level back, as it was cut for time constraints. He's still a pain in the ass, but Marco Cruz is even worse in the remaster, seemingly having far more health than his original incarnation.