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Post by xeepeep on May 16, 2024 7:45:36 GMT -5
But after laughing at it hysterically for a couple of minutes, I changed my mind about posting it. You guys are simply not ready for that yet.
However I promise you it's very funny, among other reasons because it's not actually a shitpost, but a detail of my actual life. Anyway, stay tuned.
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Post by dn on May 16, 2024 18:24:55 GMT -5
how is your actual life?
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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Post by xeepeep on May 17, 2024 0:35:29 GMT -5
how is your actual life? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. Currently going to driving school, not much else. It has the most inconvenient schedule so I can't get a job. I found two old bicycles in my garage too. I'll take one of them to a repair workshop to see if they're any good (I don't know shit about bicycles). If they are, I might have a new way to pass the time. How's yours old man? |
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Post by dn on May 18, 2024 5:25:23 GMT -5
Not ideal. Got a friend who started getting the famous Scottish Shaky Hands syndrome during covid because he was drinking an entire bottle of Jägermeister for breakfast - early signs of the DTs. Anyway, last week he decides to medicate with weed instead of the socially acceptable Pint of Jäger, and his alcohol withdrawal got so severe that he had a complete psychotic breakdown. Decides that people are stalking him, random acts of violence, writes an entire novel of the most utterly insane delusional pish on facebook and starts messaging it to people's daughters, truly awful shit. So that's him fucked. He went the sort of crazy that you don't come back from. Was sitting with him and two lovely very nice police officers as I was getting him booked in for his appointment at the funny farm and... christ, I dunno if you've ever been in the room with a dangerous animal? I imagine it's the same instinctual thing that seals feel when they're in the same slab of ocean as a shark, just your primordial brain saying you need to get the fuck out of here *now*... yeah, it was unpleasant. Like seeing the family dog go rabid and declaring its hunger for cowbell a small child. Fun and fucking games. |
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Post by xeepeep on May 18, 2024 8:45:59 GMT -5
Man that's terrible, poor dude. Maybe the weed triggered a breakdown, not the alcohol, it's known to happen sometimes. At least I've never seen an alcoholic go deranged like that. It's good you're there to help.
I never liked Jäger in large volumes honestly. It has a strong taste which somehow feels stronger the more you drink it - most drinks are the opposite. If he's drinking half a liter of that shit every day, things must be rough for him beyond the alcoholism.
I had a staredown face to face with a pack of stray dogs in an abandoned factory one time. I know that feeling of urgency. I remember hearing a thumping sound in my head too but maybe that's just me.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2024 7:48:45 GMT -5
You guys are simply not ready for that yet. Dickbutt jokes are overrated. Anyways how's Serbian affairs |
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Post by dn on May 19, 2024 9:54:27 GMT -5
Man that's terrible, poor dude. Maybe the weed triggered a breakdown, not the alcohol, it's known to happen sometimes. At least I've never seen an alcoholic go deranged like that. It's good you're there to help. probably 50/50. Don't do drugs kids. At least, don't do drugs while nursing a crippling alcohol addiction. |
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Gokuma
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Post by Gokuma on May 19, 2024 10:03:59 GMT -5
Alcohol withdrawal can be just as fatal as Heroin withdrawal.
Better to ween off it rather than cold turkey or total substitution.
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Post by Kontra on May 24, 2024 10:59:11 GMT -5
I have undergone a transformation...
I've been lifting weights more (5 days a week), doing core body exercises, and cardio, intermittent fasting in the morning, high protein diet (lots of barbecue hamburgers, ribs, chicken), high fiber plant-based powder shakes for maximum shitting power. A total body re-composition over the last 100 days, from being soft and flabby to muscular and less flabby. Forward and upward, by the end of the summer I will have optimal results.
I've also been vaporizing high concentrate THC sativa (7 days a week) for about a month. Though I am going to take another 90 day sabbatical from that starting June 1st.
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Kontra
You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Post by Kontra on May 24, 2024 12:31:26 GMT -5
I have undergone a transformation... I've been lifting weights more (5 days a week), doing core body exercises, and cardio, intermittent fasting in the morning, high protein diet (lots of barbecue hamburgers, ribs, chicken), high fiber plant-based powder shakes for maximum shitting power. A total body re-composition over the last 100 days, from being soft and flabby to muscular and less flabby. Forward and upward, by the end of the summer I will have optimal results. I've also been vaporizing high concentrate THC sativa (7 days a week) for about a month. Though I am going to take another 90 day sabbatical from that starting June 1st. Formally me prior to the transformation: |
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Gokuma
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Post by Gokuma on May 28, 2024 18:32:56 GMT -5
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