RESIDENT EVIL 2: FIRST PERSON REMAKE

I'm hardwired to believe that pretty much anything that can be accounted as modern suck ass. Although not nearly as bad as when it comes with a 'post' prefix - assy, still. Meanwhile I'm trying my best to walk in the footsteps of my caveman ancestors (even tho I don't buy that whole ethos for a second) and violently assault my fräulein.. just to fail once again and plug my neck on the matrix to learn kung fu some more. Jesus.

Where's that slav cunt to give me a cold ice hug when I need the most? Dead? Mute? Blind? The captain is still immune to my charms? What am I? A Inglourious Basterds character? Humm, point to ponder. Reality is quite like computer games so I guess he's prolly wandering in the woods. Maybe listening to some VdGG (that reminds me, you should def check this out if not already - those remixes are the tits! Became my go-to nowadays) or deciding if he's gonna bother to vote Putin again for the fifth time. Oh well. One of these days man, one of these days. I'm gonna blow my crypto wallet on a whim. Buy me a train and choo-choo on your ears until u gone deaf. Complete the package you know, so you're worthy of a british rock-opera. See me, feel me. Yeah that whole Woodstock fiasco gave us some really nasty fruits. Worldview warfare is raging on like never before. Da struggle is rael.

We're talking 'bout evil tenants here, right? Super! Everytime I see one of these FPS reenvisionin' of games which originally plays in dissimilar perspectives my brain just short circuits. Same happen'd with Mega 8-bit DM and Simon's Destiny for instance. Given my liking for all of those franchises I think that I should certainly enjoy 'em fresh takes by default or at the very least be moved to try 'em out. Still I rather entertain' the idea of experimenting with those discarded syringes I just saw on my way off work few hours ago and attest if all those points I've allocated on this luck build overrides the odds of an aids-centric outcome. Doors of perception. Fancy inclinations. Open sesame. Go figure.

Contrary to popular belief; I'm gonna eat all of my zombie neighbours, not the other way around. Umbrella ain't got shit on me. I still can boast not having covid juice ruining my system. Insanely sane first person hot take right here folks. Think of my middle finger right up your butthole when you're on your way to get a shot for the 9000th variant. No buggery inteded. Oh and happy belated Ramadan! Piss be upon yall.