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Post by 40oz on Sept 13, 2017 12:12:52 GMT -5
I've only ever played the N64 game when I was younger, so I'm recalling some faint memories of it. It's like this Wolf3D style massacre. James Bond appears to just mow down tens of thousands of Russian guys, shooting 2,000 in the face and another 3,000 in the dick. Several hundred are innocent scientists killed after surrendering. At least a handful of them get tiananmen squared by a tank. Everything explodes. Bond is a walking deathfactory who carries an entire arsenal in his wrist watch. I never watched the movie but I'd bet it's a blood bath.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2017 21:56:39 GMT -5
I hate this game, and I always have. I've always felt like Goldeneye was a frat boy's first glimpse of the FPS genre because it was on N64, and thus was touted as some sort of great game when there were tons of computer FPS games that came out years earlier that were way better. Fuck this game.
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Post by Justince on Sept 13, 2017 23:28:14 GMT -5
Oh yeah Vordakk, this shit was all over campus when I was in college. It even looked like crap back then, I would get sick just looking at it. No idea how people played this thing.
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Post by 40oz on Sept 14, 2017 6:41:26 GMT -5
I was just watching some reviews on youtube and all of them were sweepingly positive.
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Post by dn on Sept 14, 2017 13:03:18 GMT -5
god almighty, I actually fucking hate this game as well.
The textures are fucking garbage, I assume due to N64 memory issues, the engine is fucking garbage, I assume because the programmers were spastic monkeys, the animation is fucking garbage, I assume because... actually, there is no fucking excuse for how badly these models move, the weapons are fucking garbage, because fuck it, let's just use the Fanboy Wankpad Vibration Function instead of developing weapons that actually feel satisfying, and the level design is fucking garbage, because it was originally designed as a rail shooter.
Reasons for its success; virgin schoolboy James Bond fanatics (average weight: 500kg, average spermcount: 5) and copious fan service. You want X from X movie? No problem! You want 50 badly textured Bond Villains where the only discernable difference between them is a face so smeared from anti-aliasing it could literally be anyone? We have the game for you! You want a shit-tier multiplayer, notable only for the fact that finally Nintendo fanboys could finally play shit-tier multiplayer? Then do we have the shit-tier multiplayer for you!
Fuck this game.
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Post by Justince on Sept 14, 2017 17:36:36 GMT -5
I was just watching some reviews on youtube and all of them were sweepingly positive. And I will guarantee they were all 8 years old when this shit came out and had never seen a first-person shooter before then. |
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You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Post by TOS on Nov 26, 2017 10:45:57 GMT -5
I enjoyed this game...but admittedly, nostalgia plays a huge role in that. I remember getting it in like second or third grade and having three of my friends over on the weekends to have a 4 Player Deathmatch. A lot of good memories centered around that game. I still think it's a fun game to play. Is it the best N64 game? Nope. Best FPS? Absolutely not. Best N64 FPS? Another no. Here is a list of FPS games for the N64 that I preferred over Goldeneye: 1. Turok 2. Quake 64 3. Doom 64 4. Duke Nukem 64 Also...this is my 420th post...so...blaze it homie. No. I am not a stoner. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2017 23:33:50 GMT -5
Can do!
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