Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Apr 18, 2023 14:17:39 GMT -5
Just got back from the strip club fellas.
I had some 15000 euros in spare change after I purchased my fourth mansion today, so I felt like I deserved to relax my mind a little. So I put on my freshest fit - Gucci belt, Gucci tracksuit, Gucci baseball hat, Gucci sneakers and Gucci sunglasses, all handmade by Gucci's lead designer just for me - and went to the club. Well more specifically I drove there in my Lamborghini Gallardo, the yellow one. I also have a red one. Anyway. As soon as I walk in a cohort of fine young attractive ladies smelled my material wealth and were instantly captivated by it. Bitches love a man with money and I'm a man who's got money. The owner of the club, whom I know very well on a personal level, takes notice of my presence as well and tells some guests to immediately vacate a private section for me, his richest guest that always spends a lot of money in his fine establishment. I'm talking about myself here, I always spend a lot of money at the strip club. Me and the fine ladies proceeded to the private section where I acquainted them with my detailed analysis of crime rates in America, broken down by race. It was the subject of my second doctoral thesis so I possess quite the sophisticated understanding of the matter. The fine ladies were highly enamoured by my prowess in the pursuit of social sciences. I then ordered a bottle of Gray Goose vodka for each of the fine ladies, which the workers at the sophisticated establishment brought over to me, their most esteemed patron, promptly. I incited a fervour in the ladies when I summarised my presentation with a sentence you, most beloved reader, are quite familiar with as you have probably read my thesis. It starts with "despite". It was after this that I felt the ladies had a desire for my primary sexual characteristics. I proceeded to suggest to them that we take the party to my new mansion, to which all of them agreed. However I could only fit three in my Lambo, so I invited my chauffeur to come with my second Lambo and drive the whole party home. After the transportation was successfully concluded, I proceeded to passionately make love to the ladies from the strip club where I spent 1500p euros, which I drove to my fourth mansion with the help of my chauffeur and two custom Lamborghini Gallardos. They were all collectively vigorously slobbering on my cock like there's no tomorrow. And to me, maybe there isn't. You see, in my world, one day you're here, the next you might be gone. Such is my life, full of risks and dangers. One fine lady says "Ah, daddy Xeep, your penis is so large!" Yes, I respond. It is. I may have elaborated on that in my earlier treatises.
Either way, life is pretty sweet right now.
I had some 15000 euros in spare change after I purchased my fourth mansion today, so I felt like I deserved to relax my mind a little. So I put on my freshest fit - Gucci belt, Gucci tracksuit, Gucci baseball hat, Gucci sneakers and Gucci sunglasses, all handmade by Gucci's lead designer just for me - and went to the club. Well more specifically I drove there in my Lamborghini Gallardo, the yellow one. I also have a red one. Anyway. As soon as I walk in a cohort of fine young attractive ladies smelled my material wealth and were instantly captivated by it. Bitches love a man with money and I'm a man who's got money. The owner of the club, whom I know very well on a personal level, takes notice of my presence as well and tells some guests to immediately vacate a private section for me, his richest guest that always spends a lot of money in his fine establishment. I'm talking about myself here, I always spend a lot of money at the strip club. Me and the fine ladies proceeded to the private section where I acquainted them with my detailed analysis of crime rates in America, broken down by race. It was the subject of my second doctoral thesis so I possess quite the sophisticated understanding of the matter. The fine ladies were highly enamoured by my prowess in the pursuit of social sciences. I then ordered a bottle of Gray Goose vodka for each of the fine ladies, which the workers at the sophisticated establishment brought over to me, their most esteemed patron, promptly. I incited a fervour in the ladies when I summarised my presentation with a sentence you, most beloved reader, are quite familiar with as you have probably read my thesis. It starts with "despite". It was after this that I felt the ladies had a desire for my primary sexual characteristics. I proceeded to suggest to them that we take the party to my new mansion, to which all of them agreed. However I could only fit three in my Lambo, so I invited my chauffeur to come with my second Lambo and drive the whole party home. After the transportation was successfully concluded, I proceeded to passionately make love to the ladies from the strip club where I spent 1500p euros, which I drove to my fourth mansion with the help of my chauffeur and two custom Lamborghini Gallardos. They were all collectively vigorously slobbering on my cock like there's no tomorrow. And to me, maybe there isn't. You see, in my world, one day you're here, the next you might be gone. Such is my life, full of risks and dangers. One fine lady says "Ah, daddy Xeep, your penis is so large!" Yes, I respond. It is. I may have elaborated on that in my earlier treatises.
Either way, life is pretty sweet right now.
