Hogwarts Legacy
Mar 6, 2023 5:53:47 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2023 5:53:47 GMT -5
Is decent.
It's not good, but not bad either.
It have some fine and bad elements combined, but overall, the pros are overweight the cons, a little bit.
Mechanics of this game are simple, some characters are quite flat, side quests bring less joy then they might've.
But aesthetics, voice acting, catching uppokemon fantastic creatures and having your own zoo - that's priceless. That's wholesome
Atmosphere in this game is charming. Shall definitely try it.
Not a fan of HUD there but eh...
You enjoy Harry Potter universe? Say no more, go play it, you will enjoy this game considering the last HP game entires were utter shit.
Like RPGs but not really a fan of HP? Play also, because you will not see the man version of Maru Sue from books and cinema. Though, ye'r Marry Sue, Anon.
Enjoy being xenophobic toward goblins and trolls? Definitely a thing you need to consider playing.
Wanna be a small part of a camp everyone talks about with constant, deliberate, T H I C C seething and can't cope through the fact that people may enjoy an art despite who is the artist? Go play it, you'll be remembered, for a while.
Hate J.K. Rowling because fo your
her constant stunts and Overtone window shenanigans? Play Hogwarts Legacy anyway, learn to separate an art from the artist, dounce. Besides, J.K.R. have nothing to do with HG aside from that the game takes place in a world she have written.
You're a kid that want some magic adventure? Ask your mum and pup to buy it, enjoy the magic of bri*ish 'ageck.
You're an adult? Play it and sip that nostalgia.
You wanna be wizard analogue of a felon? Well uh... play it but the only thing you'll be able to perform in terms of wizardry are "unforgivable spells" like "Avada Kedavra" and "Moshonka Kadavra" (Russian puns intended)
Wanna enjoy some flight time via riding local janitor's broom? Play it
If you're just a green fren froggie and want some comfy place to dive into - play it, you'll like the charm of some of the locations.
You're into medieval-ish aesthetics with a bit of silliness - yeah go play it, does worth your time alright.
Or maybe you want to wank off to lively living portraits? that's a game for you.
You're into redheads\beardmen that looks like their wives are cucking them with a dragon\people speaking snakish\goblin slayer\being a merchant (only for Playstation handlers)? play it
Love the Sims? Oh there will be a place for you too, buddy.
BUT!
If you're mentally challenged individual that can't stand opposite opinions you might want to not play it because you've already made your mind because you support "the current thing"
an eunuch, "stunning and brave" individual, necromorth, axe wound goon - stay away from this, there's no place for you.
Joe Biden - Let's go Brandon! Ohio awaits!
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - какого вообще хуя вы забыли здесь? У вас там порно-пародия в Артемовске а вы в этом тредике сидите, фу.
antifa\map\aap\coprophile - LTG have a word for ya (KYS), stay away from this game and its fandom, fuicking creeps
Woman harasser - Hang your nuts to the ceiling and avoid this game.
Expect to see Volan De Mort\Dumbledumb\Snape\Grim De Wald - sorry they are in another castle but play the game anyway
Can't understand any language that this game was localised in - well sorry no help to you.
Gachimuchi fan club - sorry guys not the GYM and THAT dungeon are few blocs down the road.
Internet activist\twitterino\redditard - lol you're pathetic soy beings with no self-awarness, backbone, character and self-consciousness. Get the fuck outta 'ere, cunts.
That's my summary, I rate the game 7\10 solid experience would recommend to send it to Sseth for review.
It's not good, but not bad either.
It have some fine and bad elements combined, but overall, the pros are overweight the cons, a little bit.
Mechanics of this game are simple, some characters are quite flat, side quests bring less joy then they might've.
But aesthetics, voice acting, catching up
Atmosphere in this game is charming. Shall definitely try it.
Not a fan of HUD there but eh...
You enjoy Harry Potter universe? Say no more, go play it, you will enjoy this game considering the last HP game entires were utter shit.
Like RPGs but not really a fan of HP? Play also, because you will not see the man version of Maru Sue from books and cinema. Though, ye'r Marry Sue, Anon.
Enjoy being xenophobic toward goblins and trolls? Definitely a thing you need to consider playing.
Wanna be a small part of a camp everyone talks about with constant, deliberate, T H I C C seething and can't cope through the fact that people may enjoy an art despite who is the artist? Go play it, you'll be remembered, for a while.
Hate J.K. Rowling because fo your
her constant stunts and Overtone window shenanigans? Play Hogwarts Legacy anyway, learn to separate an art from the artist, dounce. Besides, J.K.R. have nothing to do with HG aside from that the game takes place in a world she have written.
You're a kid that want some magic adventure? Ask your mum and pup to buy it, enjoy the magic of bri*ish 'ageck.
You're an adult? Play it and sip that nostalgia.
You wanna be wizard analogue of a felon? Well uh... play it but the only thing you'll be able to perform in terms of wizardry are "unforgivable spells" like "Avada Kedavra" and "Moshonka Kadavra" (Russian puns intended)
Wanna enjoy some flight time via riding local janitor's broom? Play it
If you're just a green fren froggie and want some comfy place to dive into - play it, you'll like the charm of some of the locations.
You're into medieval-ish aesthetics with a bit of silliness - yeah go play it, does worth your time alright.
Or maybe you want to wank off to lively living portraits? that's a game for you.
You're into redheads\beardmen that looks like their wives are cucking them with a dragon\people speaking snakish\goblin slayer\being a merchant (only for Playstation handlers)? play it
Love the Sims? Oh there will be a place for you too, buddy.
BUT!
If you're mentally challenged individual that can't stand opposite opinions you might want to not play it because you've already made your mind because you support "the current thing"
an eunuch, "stunning and brave" individual, necromorth, axe wound goon - stay away from this, there's no place for you.
Joe Biden - Let's go Brandon! Ohio awaits!
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - какого вообще хуя вы забыли здесь? У вас там порно-пародия в Артемовске а вы в этом тредике сидите, фу.
antifa\map\aap\coprophile - LTG have a word for ya (KYS), stay away from this game and its fandom, fuicking creeps
Woman harasser - Hang your nuts to the ceiling and avoid this game.
Expect to see Volan De Mort\Dumbledumb\Snape\Grim De Wald - sorry they are in another castle but play the game anyway
Can't understand any language that this game was localised in - well sorry no help to you.
Gachimuchi fan club - sorry guys not the GYM and THAT dungeon are few blocs down the road.
Internet activist\twitterino\redditard - lol you're pathetic soy beings with no self-awarness, backbone, character and self-consciousness. Get the fuck outta 'ere, cunts.
That's my summary, I rate the game 7\10 solid experience would recommend to send it to Sseth for review.
