Kontra
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Post by Kontra on Dec 23, 2022 4:43:06 GMT -5
I think a little bit of roast beef hanging out isn't bad at all. Shaven, landing strip, or a Hitler stash is fine by me.
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Kontra
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Post by Kontra on Dec 23, 2022 5:20:35 GMT -5
Nicely complemented by a heart shaped air conditioner ass.
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xeepeep
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Post by xeepeep on Dec 23, 2022 9:07:11 GMT -5
Neo-
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dn
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Dec 23, 2022 9:18:24 GMT -5
SPANIEL'S EARS
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Kontra
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Post by Kontra on Dec 23, 2022 12:00:29 GMT -5
Once I had sexual intercourse with a Japanese woman who had a swastika tattooed on her vagina (above it where the pubic hair grows) Definitely remember that one. She also had a pretty plump ass for an Asian woman.
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Lobo
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Post by Lobo on Dec 23, 2022 13:49:10 GMT -5
Photo or it never happened.
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Kontra
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Post by Kontra on Dec 23, 2022 15:42:58 GMT -5
Photo or it never happened. I wish. It would have made for some great J.O. material too.
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Stairs
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disregard this post I suck cocks
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Post by Stairs on Dec 23, 2022 20:35:50 GMT -5
Preferably with no teeth
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Post by AtticTelephone on Dec 23, 2022 22:19:45 GMT -5
I prefer dicks.
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Gokuma
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NO BENT WEINERS
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Post by Gokuma on Dec 24, 2022 7:24:19 GMT -5
Once I had sexual intercourse with a Japanese woman who had a swastika tattooed on her vagina (above it where the pubic hair grows) Definitely remember that one. She also had a pretty plump ass for an Asian woman. It wasn't a swastika! It was a MANJI! I think it means good fortune, which obviously you were having.
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dn
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Dec 25, 2022 8:05:52 GMT -5
either that or it pointed to the gas chamber just round the corner
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Gokuma
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Post by Gokuma on Dec 25, 2022 22:01:35 GMT -5
Hmm, maybe I should update DBP#48 (the first Doom project to feature twerking I think) to add a Manji over the g-string of one of the holographic Asian dancers in nmap11.
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Kontra
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Post by Kontra on Dec 26, 2022 20:13:02 GMT -5
It was definitely a swastika, but no gas chamber, because it end with me busting on nut on her back.
Edit: oh wait, lol I get now.
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Post by lunchlunch on Jan 8, 2023 20:09:10 GMT -5
If I could find myself inside one that's not attached to somebody with diagnosed borderline personality disorder, that might be ideal. BPD art hoes are the cross (or perhaps albatross) my pecker chooses to carry. I'm drawn to them, they're drawn to me. If I have a crush on a girl, that's just as good as a diagnosis from a licensed psychologist. I like a dead-eyed broad to shower me with affection one moment then scream and kick a dent in my refrigerator the next. The extreme highs and lows of these relationships resemble the addict lifestyle and turn love itself into a drug. The desperate scramble to appease this darling psycho (who's angry at you for no reason) so that she will lovebomb you again, is akin to the urgent task of trying to score on the street. There's no cure for BPD, no medication they can take, nothing you do can do to help them or stabilize the relationship, they are like a rabid dog- doomed. And as such, probably ought to be put down for the betterment of society (speaking from a detached utilitarian POV). This type is perfect for the alcoholic who is himself doomed- a ticking time bomb set to explode at any moment. One could argue that for the betterment of society, he too ought to be defused. The drunk and the borderline will always find each other, it is destiny, they are a perfect codependent match made in hell. Just look at the Depp/Heard trial. This has been a blogpost-shitpost, lunchlunch signing off. Apologies if you have BPD, I tend to word my thoughts as crudely as possible, but I do hope DBT works for you.
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Post by xeepeep on Jan 9, 2023 4:43:45 GMT -5
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Post by noisomedead on Jan 9, 2023 15:03:27 GMT -5
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Kontra
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Post by Kontra on Jan 9, 2023 15:39:05 GMT -5
I'm also a fan of nice female buttholes. But I think gaping porn is disgusting.
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Gokuma
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Post by Gokuma on Jan 10, 2023 18:28:47 GMT -5
![](https://i.imgur.com/60wJLNu.jpg) (Obviously this image had to be heavily censored)
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