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Post by xeepeep on Nov 18, 2022 15:54:36 GMT -5
DUDE YOU GOTTA TRY THIS NEW DOOM EDITING FEATURE. IT'S CALLED POLY-OBJECTS. IT'S LIKE AN OBJECT BUT IT CAN MOVE BY ITSELF!!! JUST LIKE IN STAR WARS WHEN OBI WAN KENOBI MOVES OBJECTS WITH THE FORCE IN EPISODE ELEVEN AT 55 MINUTES 23 SECONDS!! IT'S LITERALLY LIKE I'M IN ELDEN RING NOT IN DOOM!!! OH WHAT PORTS SUPPORT IT YOU ASK? OH WELL IT'S NOT ACTUALLY DOOM AT ALL IT'S BASICALLY MORE LIKE QUAKE OR DUKE NUKEM THAT RUNS WAD FILES AND IT'S BARELY DOOM AT ALL. IT'S CALLED GZDOOM. YEAH THAT'S STILL DOOM AND TOTALLY NOT SOME ABOMINATION FULL OF USELESS FEATURES THAT ONLY FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS WHOSE PARENTS WON'T BUY THEM COMPUTERS CAPABLE OF RUNNING CALL OF DUTY WARZONE USE.
OH AND DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! YOU GOTTA TRY PORTALS!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE THE GAME PORTAL!!! IT'S MY FAVOURITE GAME!!! YOU CAN LET THE PLAYER SEE THINGS THAT ARE FAR AWAY AS IF THEY WERE RIGHT THERE!!!!! IN DOOM!!! IT'S A FEATURE OF THIS PORT CALLED ETERNITY. HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT? HONESTLY NOBODY HAS BECAUSE ONLY TRANSSEXUALS FROM DOOMWORLD USE IT. THEY ARE ALSO THE DEVELOPERS. AND THERE'S NO REAL REASON TO BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY BETTER THAN GZDOOM IN ANY WAY. BUT DUDE PORTALS!!! AND IT HAS "VANILLA MODE" AND "DEMO COMPATIBILITY"!!!!! SO IT'S LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING THE ORIGINAL DOOM GAME FROM 1993 IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR RGB-LIT SLOWLY-MELTING-$2000-RTX-4090-EQUIPPED GAMING PC AND YOUR PEWDIEPIE CHAIR!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN BOTH WATCH DEMOS THAT OTHER PLAYERS HAVE RECORDED FOR THE ORIGINAL EXE AND PLAY NEW EXCITING COOL MODS THAT USE PORTALS!!!! YEAH YOU COULD JUST HAVE BOTH GZDOOM AND SOMETHING LIKE PRBOOM FOR THOSE TWO USES BUT DUDE PORTALS
OMG DUDE YOU HAVE TO COME OVER SO WE CAN PLAY THE NEW SKILLSAW RIBBIKS COLLAB MAPSET IN CO-OP MODE IN ODAMEX!!!!!!!! I GOT US SOME CRAFT BEER JUST FOR THE OCCASION! WHAT'S ODAMEX???? IT'S LIKE ETERNITY BUT FOR MULTIPLAYER. SO THE DEVELOPERS ARE DOOMWORLD THEYTHEMS AND THE ONLY PLAYERS ARE ALSO DOOMWORLD THEYTHEMS AND EVERYBODY ELSE PLAYS ZDAEMON OR ZANDRONUM BUT DUDE DUDE DUDE YOU CAN SET YOUR PRONOUNS NEXT TO YOUR NICKNAME DUDE. THAT'S LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM IN TWENTY TWENTY TWO AND IT'S THE ONLY PORT THAT'S SO PROGRESSIVE AND IN TOUCH WITH CULTURE. THE OTHER PORTS' DEVELOPERS ARE LITERALLY NAZIS AND YOU'RE A NAZI IF YOU PLAY WITH THEM TOO. AND ALSO ODAMEX HAS A TRUE-COLOUR RENDERER!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES BUT ESSELFORTIUM SAYS THAT'S COOL. IT HAS NO OTHER ADVANTAGES OVER THE OTHER MULTIPLAYER PORTS BUT DUDE IT CAN ALSO PLAY DEMOS.
I LOVE WATCHING DEMOS. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE WHERE 4SHOCKBLAST GETS THE E2M8 CYBERDEMON STUCK AND GETS A LOST SOUL IN THE RIGHT POSITION TO ATTACK HIM FOR SOMETHING LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES??? MOST EXCITING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE I TELL YOU!!!!!! HE DIDN'T FIRE A SINGLE SHOT! OR THAT ONE IN E4M6 WHERE HE STANDS STILL FOR FIFTY FIVE MINUTES WHILE A BARON OF HELL LANDS ONE SHOT OUT OF TWENTY ON THE CYBERDEMON????? OR THE ONE WHERE J4RIO-
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OH SORRY IT'S MY WIFE'S YOUNGEST SON. HIS DAD CAN'T PICK HIM UP TODAY AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT I HAD TO DO IT FOR HIM!!!! ANYWAY NICE SEEING YOU DUDE. I'LL TEXT YOU ON DISCORD WHEN I GET HOME.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2022 15:59:46 GMT -5
What is poly-objects?
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Post by xeepeep on Nov 18, 2022 16:09:34 GMT -5
Part 2 of this œuvre d'art will focus on such interesting topics as: MBF21, UMAPINFO, launchers, Ultimate Doom Builder, the current boyfriend of the protagonist's wife.
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Post by SilverMiner on Nov 18, 2022 16:15:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2022 17:14:34 GMT -5
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Post by xeepeep on Nov 18, 2022 17:22:07 GMT -5
Would make a great fit in episode 4: Thy Flesh CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED |
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Post by dbpfangirl on Nov 18, 2022 17:46:41 GMT -5
Time to go play my favorite slaughter maps and DB projects on GEEEZDoom. w/ brutal doom of course! Who even plays vanilla doom anymore? I mean, you cant even look up and down and infinite height is so pointless!
After i'm done with that, i'm gonna go make my own TC on ggDoom and sell it for $29.99 on Steam because it will have lots of story and an inventory system.
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Post by SilverMiner on Nov 19, 2022 1:35:13 GMT -5
yeah, with bruh tall doom
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Post by dr_st on Nov 19, 2022 3:56:26 GMT -5
Comic Sans MS. I see you are a man of culture as well.
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Post by rotav999 on Nov 19, 2022 5:50:15 GMT -5
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Post by CittyKat112 on Nov 19, 2022 11:52:15 GMT -5
Why do you guys dislike Ribbiks?  I mean yeah, his maps aren't really all that great when it comes to visuals, but they don't look like trash either. And who really cares about the looks if his maps are mostly about difficult combat puzzles and bullshit platforming? Yours sincerely, butthurt Ribbiks fan. |
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Post by xeepeep on Nov 19, 2022 12:02:50 GMT -5
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Post by Stairs on Nov 19, 2022 15:11:12 GMT -5
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Post by SilverMiner on Nov 20, 2022 7:39:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2022 8:36:36 GMT -5
Yeah bro, there is also this cool thing called "DSDA Doom". It's a super cool port for SPEEDRUNNING, have i told you how cool SPEEDRUNNING is? You like, don't know shit about saving in games, so you go through the entire level trying to get the FASTETS TIME, like even if the map was designed for cautious playthrough. Also "DSDA Doom" supports MBF21 and Boom, but is like, very close to vanilla in appearence and function. Oh and the resolution is like really LOW, like my testosterone levels aren't that low. I would tell you more, but my wife told me i need to have a vasectomy, bye for now, i'll see you at our safe-space at work, see ya.
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Post by xeepeep on Nov 21, 2022 12:19:34 GMT -5
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Post by SilverMiner on Nov 21, 2022 17:00:56 GMT -5
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IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOUR MAP NEEDS MORE LIGHTING VARIATION
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Nov 21, 2022 17:46:10 GMT -5
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Post by optimus on Nov 24, 2022 7:26:13 GMT -5
I can't get into the well known slaughtermap or slaughter adjucent.
It's not the difficulty but the style is quite different than what inspires me.
All the famous loved WADs for example sunlust, sunder, swimming with the wells, magnolia, and others (as I was listening to some interviews with ribbiks), I was like "how the hell I haven't played most of them? But many people talk about these". I might have played Sunlust of course.
But I notice common patterns. A uniformity in textures/design, trying to be minimalist in colors choice (and also playing with palette for the unique tones). Which should be good. But it ends up bland because I don't see diverse areas, with wacky textures, different shapes, etc. And maybe the geometry is uniform too. There is something very samey. While they are very polished, professionally so, the 3d spaces don't inspire me (and there are some huge 3d spaces, with exquisite detail, but maybe the monotony doesn't inspire me).
Second, everything is like a chessboard. And I guess that's the point of these kinds of maps. For example you start somewhere, and you see regular grids of advanced enemies in front. 4 rows of archies, 2 Cyberdemons, 8x8 squares of revenants,. but they are all frozen in time. Till you make something!!! This is like a chessboard, where the game presents you the situations and tells you "Your move now bitch!". I get the concept, they present combat scenarios, but it's so common with these maps that they don't inspire me. I like the classic chaotic adventurous map, with certain areas that evolve as you move on, different textures, colors at certain areas, breaks the monotony, but also the enemies are chaotic. Like real life scenarios. The slaughtery ones are like carefully arranged blocks of monsters, presented like arena pieces. You feel like you are in arena virtual reality, not in a real interesting world you'd love to explore and gradually kills the monsters.
I don't mind as much the difficulty (although it gets worse and I start getting annoyed) as all the other elements. And for some reason, I think most of the community seems to talk about those wads. Not just the ones I named but more names like that, I see them and I am like "oh the thing I will not like". So I end up replaying old 90s and discovering more oldies.
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Post by SilverMiner on Nov 24, 2022 7:45:33 GMT -5
I can't get into the well known slaughtermap or slaughter adjucent. It's not the difficulty but the style is quite different than what inspires me. All the famous loved WADs for example sunlust, sunder, swimming with the wells, magnolia, and others (as I was listening to some interviews with ribbiks), I was like "how the hell I haven't played most of them? But many people talk about these". I might have played Sunlust of course. But I notice common patterns. A uniformity in textures/design, trying to be minimalist in colors choice (and also playing with palette for the unique tones). Which should be good. But it ends up bland because I don't see diverse areas, with wacky textures, different shapes, etc. And maybe the geometry is uniform too. There is something very samey. While they are very polished, professionally so, the 3d spaces don't inspire me (and there are some huge 3d spaces, with exquisite detail, but maybe the monotony doesn't inspire me). Second, everything is like a chessboard. And I guess that's the point of these kinds of maps. For example you start somewhere, and you see regular grids of advanced enemies in front. 4 rows of archies, 2 Cyberdemons, 8x8 squares of revenants,. but they are all frozen in time. Till you make something!!! This is like a chessboard, where the game presents you the situations and tells you "Your move now bitch!". I get the concept, they present combat scenarios, but it's so common with these maps that they don't inspire me. I like the classic chaotic adventurous map, with certain areas that evolve as you move on, different textures, colors at certain areas, breaks the monotony, but also the enemies are chaotic. Like real life scenarios. The slaughtery ones are like carefully arranged blocks of monsters, presented like arena pieces. You feel like you are in arena virtual reality, not in a real interesting world you'd love to explore and gradually kills the monsters. I don't mind as much the difficulty (although it gets worse and I start getting annoyed) as all the other elements. And for some reason, I think most of the community seems to talk about those wads. Not just the ones I named but more names like that, I see them and I am like "oh the thing I will not like". So I end up replaying old 90s and discovering more oldies. monotonity and minimalism + slaughterfests suck |
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Post by xeepeep on Nov 24, 2022 11:20:56 GMT -5
I can't get into the well known slaughtermap or slaughter adjucent. Nice Post but I don't see a Soyjack. 2/10 for thy effort |
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Post by noisomedead on Dec 5, 2022 12:39:41 GMT -5
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