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Post by dn on Jun 20, 2022 4:05:18 GMT -5
I have food poisoning because I ate old bacon. I shat myself while puking plz respnd.
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Post by Xeep-Eep on Jun 20, 2022 4:18:13 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 20, 2022 6:02:30 GMT -5
oh no yop sould go too tej hodpital very quock!theres profesianals hat can help you sto[ the shiteing and th3 puking
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Post by lunchlunch on Jun 20, 2022 18:22:33 GMT -5
"Oh, he's finally behaving? Better make a thread with no intended purpose other than to encourage others to rile him up because we can't go a week without making up drama for ourselves."
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Gokuma
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Post by Gokuma on Jun 20, 2022 23:05:14 GMT -5
Ask your doctor if Colon Blow Cereal is right for you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2022 7:20:02 GMT -5
I have food poisoning because I ate old bacon. I shat myself while puking plz respnd. keks |
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dn
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Post by dn on Jun 22, 2022 11:06:54 GMT -5
SURVIVED.
Still on a pure soup diet because my stomach is scrunched up like the panties your mother's handbag. But thanks for all your thoughts and prayers regardless.
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Post by Olroda on Jun 22, 2022 14:56:11 GMT -5
No botulism, I hope. If this face stares back from the mirror the time is neigh for a trip to the vet.  |
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Post by Gokuma on Jun 22, 2022 19:14:03 GMT -5
SURVIVED. Still on a pure soup diet because my stomach is scrunched up like the panties your mother's handbag. But thanks for all your thoughts and prayers regardless.
I thought you were joking but anyway, here's thoughts and prayers for you to make a quick full recovery.
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Post by Paf on Jun 22, 2022 20:56:21 GMT -5
I have food poisoning because I ate old bacon. I shat myself while puking plz respnd. uneat bacon |
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Jun 23, 2022 0:59:03 GMT -5
you have to talk to a doctor and you have to stop eating the old bacon , you have to eat fresh bacon it is better , but also some times there is ghosts in the food so sometimes you eat ghosts accidentally and you have to call 555-2368 on your phone. and it is the number of the ghost busters. but sometimes they say that they are busy so you have to call until they say yes and you have to tell them , get down to where you ate it and they will remove the ghosts and extract them. i saw a movie about it too and some one made songs about it with advice when you have to call them.
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dn
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Post by dn on Jun 24, 2022 3:36:06 GMT -5
>go to doctor
>shit ass in reception waiting room
>shit ass in waiting room
>shit ass in doc surgery
>trousers down, doc with pen torch
>potholing.jpg
>shit ass in doctors face
>"I need to make a phonecall dn"
>ambulance.wav
>"yes bacon ghosts up asshole"
>shit ass
>shit ass
>shit ass
>ghostbusterstheme.mp3
>asshole opens
>THERE IS NO BACON THERE IS ONLY ZHUUUUUUUUUL
>peter venkmen plays piano cause they hate that
>ray is fat
>egon straightens slinky
>winston is diversity hired
>die become ghost
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mayhemicdestrvctor
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Jun 24, 2022 10:24:47 GMT -5
why do you want to shit your ass every where ? and when youre doing that youre supposed to do it in the toilet. i mean the doctor has toilet rooms for that. and does that mean you were at the doctor house because of the bacon ?
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