skyr
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Post by skyr on Apr 3, 2022 15:03:37 GMT -5
I think I have pretty good chances against an hedgehog.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2022 15:46:01 GMT -5
Completely unarmed, at full rest and a decent meal in me, naked in a featureless steel room on a UFO somewhere? Probably a single wild boar. Boar might end up getting me too idk.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2022 16:28:30 GMT -5
It depends. Do i have a weapon or am i just bare-knuckle?
If you grant me 40 END, 40 INT, 16 STR, a +5 Moonlight GS + GCS + Cloranthy Ring: i can take wathever anyday, anytime.
If i am bare-ass, then i think that i can take down a large dog with some relative ease (i usually go with high luck builds, so my crit chance is always decent). I might need to take a rabies shot and a few stitches afterwards.. you know, in case karma decides to fuck me a little.
Still, one time i was able to avoid confrontation with a big dog using only my butt. Well, kinda. You see, here where i live there's something of a street dog problem. They usually come out at night to mate and eat garbage. And there was this one time that i was coming back from my buddy's place around 2-3 AM and a large salivating doggo didn't take kindly my presence around his turf. So he began to bork really loud and get closer and closer. I was trying to keep my cool, you know? And just pretend that nothing was happening. Then i felt a breeze of hot air on me behinds and suddenly the doggo stopped barking and retreated. Now, i don't know for certain if the scent was so sweet and pleasant to his nose that he decided to let me go or if it was so saltily foul that it disencouraged any further investigation. I count as a win nonetheless.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2022 16:31:57 GMT -5
skyr btw, nice to meet u pintolinh0
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Post by Deathclaw886 on Apr 3, 2022 16:36:11 GMT -5
do we have any weapons or are we bare handed?
if i was bare handed i might say... maybe a chicken (im inactive.) or a turtle.
if i had a weapon (melee) then maybe a pig (domesticated)
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Post by lunchlunch on Apr 3, 2022 16:39:53 GMT -5
I don't think I could even beat up a cat if it was intent on fucking my shit up.
I have a fear of dogs and am terrified of being attacked by one. I find myself wishing for the safety of a firearm anytime I'm out and run into a rescued pitbull pulling along a ninety pound woman who has put zero training into the animal because she thinks they're just big sweeties and haven't taken any precautions with the monsters.
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Post by 40oz on Apr 3, 2022 18:03:06 GMT -5
i dont like the idea of fighting something that doesnt have the faculties to know this is an expression of pride and dominance. The fact that many animals are violent out of fear for their lives or their offspring makes this a difficult hypothetical for me.
I like to wrestle with dogs and cats because i like figuring out how to make it fun for them, but i don't like to think about being close to an animal where i would need to use all of my strength, wits, and facets in order to ascertain that i don't end up dead (or losing, whatever that means)
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Post by dn on Apr 3, 2022 21:27:49 GMT -5
Dunno. Let's ask Steve Irwin.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 4, 2022 8:17:26 GMT -5
i think i could kill a dog but probably not a shark or gorilla , because they re really big but if i had a shot gun then i probably also cold murder a big ape or rhino
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 4, 2022 8:17:37 GMT -5
lions
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skyr
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Post by skyr on Apr 4, 2022 9:46:36 GMT -5
@pantagruel, nice to meet you too, people were saying I was you and I had an existential crisis for the past couple days because of it. Good to see you actually exist. Now I can go back to find myself.
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Post by skyr on Apr 4, 2022 9:51:06 GMT -5
makes this a difficult hypothetical for me. While this was just a joke post, but you'd believe this even with geese? If it was legal and more socially acceptable to drop-kick geese, I would have found a new hobby. Drop-kicking geese from monday all the way to sunday. Fuck them geese. beat up a cat if it was intent on fucking my shit up Even if the cat killed mufasa? Dunno. Let's ask Steve Irwin. You have a rope and a chair for me so I can visit him? Damn, you're strong if you could beat up a lion
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 4, 2022 10:15:38 GMT -5
if i was having really much coffee or energy drinks so i get extremely aggressive and angry at the lion , i would start to beat him up extremely strongly with all my power and maybe i could have chance then.
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Apr 5, 2022 18:25:04 GMT -5
i saw a chicken outside teh scool and i tried wrestling it so i could beat ot up for chicken but the teachr stopped mae and that made me vrey angry .
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