God bless me with infamy (offensive megawad level titles)
Feb 3, 2022 4:55:12 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2022 4:55:12 GMT -5
Sometime ago, I got inspired by @wereknight's idea of a self-therapy where one mocks people who cancelled him by making deliberately offensive content. Before that, not long after I joined, there was a likewise situation where we imported some drama from Doomworld related to Shadowman getting banned, and I remember feeling a surge of power in myself when I realized that we are literally empowered by other people hatred of us, doomer boarders, so I really can relate that indeed this kind of therapy for oneself can work. Having impotent hatred directed of us can be empowering, its worth acknowledging that.
Also, when I was a lurker at Doomworld (I never registered there, but used to read it daily, despite how much it made me feel bad and feeling defensive on the inside and especially in the case I ever register), the constant mocking and tearing up at unskilled players complaining about wad's difficulty really made me want to make something that could be difficult, but not the way Doomworld ableist would like. Beside utilizing every trope they hate (such as backtracking, design that punishes running around instead of taking time slowly to setup infights or shoot from cover, or the contrary too much mayhey and every monster placing to outright kill you, not punish, custom monsters with high-speed projectiles that are nigh-impossible to dodge, one-time secrets, non-escapable damaging death pits, mandatory high-damaging floors, prolonged single shotgun vs monster crowds slaughter in a very confined space that gets filled with monsters faster than you can kill them) I of course wanted to give levels rough names, in the style of Manhunt (the first).
Apart of that, I also always wanted to mock those speedmap contests with silly level names like "Alfonzo gets the sex change, undoes that sex change, and battles concrete" as well as bring back the well-justified hate towards TeamTNT for developing a project in public than selling it out. All of course, because those Doomworld ableist mocking newbie players took a stance to welcome TeamTNT, etc. - I wanted to act out all of the rage built up towards people who treated others unfairly by mocking what they love.
So this is my tribute to @wereknight and some closure to my past, as since joining doomer boards I'm not quite interested in making wads obscenely difficult to others anymore. I put a lot of work into these titles - it is not as easy to come up with 32 ways to say offensive things that are not basic slurs which are easy to ignore. Deep down, I would of course prefer to work in secrecy and release a megawad with such level names, but that's beyond my ability to make so much levels, so I will leave these for anyone to use.
Because, after all, I did think hard coming up with such names - it is a work that was done over time. Some of these level titles were originally intended for my "bullshit difficult wad, but not the one DW would like with the way being difficult is achieved", while others were constructed specifically after @wereknight declared his quest "to make game as offensive as possible" - that is, my suggestions on what I would call levels if this game was, in fact, community or solo megawad project
Project's name: "God Bless Me With Infamy"
01: Rough Awakening
02: We Laugh, You Die (Good Riddance!)
03: Hate Speech Is A Human Right
04: You Banned DBPs, And Then You Sucked My Dick
05: Mock Execution
- this ends with a damaging "level end floor"
06: Gas Chamber For Vaxxers
07: Evicting The Antifa Vermin
08: Crybullies Grinded Down
09: Espi Award For Getting Cancer
10: Sold Out And Fucked (Never Fixed Bug Memorial)
- mocks TeamTNT for missing keycard bug, which makes it impossible to complete the offical edition of a specific map in Evilution
11: 9/11 is The Cause For Celebration
12: I Can Breath (Take Off The Mask)
13: Rest In Pieces, Columbine
14: Jews Banned Nazi Resurgence Because They Don't Like Competitors
- mocks Israel for the measures they implemented to address the covid-19 pandemic which measures conspiracy theorists believe are killing people
15: Romero's Bitch
16: Go Home, Fuck Yourself
- title references Sunlust "Go Fuck Yourself" level.
17: Pro-Lockdown Imbecile
18: Pureblood Pride Parade
- non-tech and non-human monsters only, but the name seems to imply support for racism (deliberately, of course)
19: My Little Idol (Prepubescent Babe Hotstar of Extreme Gore Porn)
20: We Are The Gamergate
21: Involuntary Celibate Solidarity
22: Smells like Pedo Spirit: Your Mom's Discarded Panties Examined
23: Booster Shot Guinea Pigs
24: Kyle Rittenhouse Is My Hero
25: Seth Putnam Went To Hell So He Could Befriend Hitler
- because these level names are a bit in style of Anal Cunt song names, also tribute to Seth Putnam and Anal Cunt
26: Human Trafficking... And Other Good Things
27: Did You Say... Depopulation?
28: Genocide Cult
29: The Great Purge
30: Icon Of Body Positivity
- like doom's Icon of Sin level, but the image is that of a grossly obese woman
31: Woke Trash
32: Black-On-White Crime Response Unit: Distress Call
Now if I could make Doom levels as fast as 40oz does, I would definitely make a megawad with those titles. Since I don't, feel free to use in your own works or community projects.
Also, when I was a lurker at Doomworld (I never registered there, but used to read it daily, despite how much it made me feel bad and feeling defensive on the inside and especially in the case I ever register), the constant mocking and tearing up at unskilled players complaining about wad's difficulty really made me want to make something that could be difficult, but not the way Doomworld ableist would like. Beside utilizing every trope they hate (such as backtracking, design that punishes running around instead of taking time slowly to setup infights or shoot from cover, or the contrary too much mayhey and every monster placing to outright kill you, not punish, custom monsters with high-speed projectiles that are nigh-impossible to dodge, one-time secrets, non-escapable damaging death pits, mandatory high-damaging floors, prolonged single shotgun vs monster crowds slaughter in a very confined space that gets filled with monsters faster than you can kill them) I of course wanted to give levels rough names, in the style of Manhunt (the first).
Apart of that, I also always wanted to mock those speedmap contests with silly level names like "Alfonzo gets the sex change, undoes that sex change, and battles concrete" as well as bring back the well-justified hate towards TeamTNT for developing a project in public than selling it out. All of course, because those Doomworld ableist mocking newbie players took a stance to welcome TeamTNT, etc. - I wanted to act out all of the rage built up towards people who treated others unfairly by mocking what they love.
So this is my tribute to @wereknight and some closure to my past, as since joining doomer boards I'm not quite interested in making wads obscenely difficult to others anymore. I put a lot of work into these titles - it is not as easy to come up with 32 ways to say offensive things that are not basic slurs which are easy to ignore. Deep down, I would of course prefer to work in secrecy and release a megawad with such level names, but that's beyond my ability to make so much levels, so I will leave these for anyone to use.
Because, after all, I did think hard coming up with such names - it is a work that was done over time. Some of these level titles were originally intended for my "bullshit difficult wad, but not the one DW would like with the way being difficult is achieved", while others were constructed specifically after @wereknight declared his quest "to make game as offensive as possible" - that is, my suggestions on what I would call levels if this game was, in fact, community or solo megawad project
Project's name: "God Bless Me With Infamy"
01: Rough Awakening
02: We Laugh, You Die (Good Riddance!)
03: Hate Speech Is A Human Right
04: You Banned DBPs, And Then You Sucked My Dick
05: Mock Execution
- this ends with a damaging "level end floor"
06: Gas Chamber For Vaxxers
07: Evicting The Antifa Vermin
08: Crybullies Grinded Down
09: Espi Award For Getting Cancer
10: Sold Out And Fucked (Never Fixed Bug Memorial)
- mocks TeamTNT for missing keycard bug, which makes it impossible to complete the offical edition of a specific map in Evilution
11: 9/11 is The Cause For Celebration
12: I Can Breath (Take Off The Mask)
13: Rest In Pieces, Columbine
14: Jews Banned Nazi Resurgence Because They Don't Like Competitors
- mocks Israel for the measures they implemented to address the covid-19 pandemic which measures conspiracy theorists believe are killing people
15: Romero's Bitch
16: Go Home, Fuck Yourself
- title references Sunlust "Go Fuck Yourself" level.
17: Pro-Lockdown Imbecile
18: Pureblood Pride Parade
- non-tech and non-human monsters only, but the name seems to imply support for racism (deliberately, of course)
19: My Little Idol (Prepubescent Babe Hotstar of Extreme Gore Porn)
20: We Are The Gamergate
21: Involuntary Celibate Solidarity
22: Smells like Pedo Spirit: Your Mom's Discarded Panties Examined
23: Booster Shot Guinea Pigs
24: Kyle Rittenhouse Is My Hero
25: Seth Putnam Went To Hell So He Could Befriend Hitler
- because these level names are a bit in style of Anal Cunt song names, also tribute to Seth Putnam and Anal Cunt
26: Human Trafficking... And Other Good Things
27: Did You Say... Depopulation?
28: Genocide Cult
29: The Great Purge
30: Icon Of Body Positivity
- like doom's Icon of Sin level, but the image is that of a grossly obese woman
31: Woke Trash
32: Black-On-White Crime Response Unit: Distress Call
Now if I could make Doom levels as fast as 40oz does, I would definitely make a megawad with those titles. Since I don't, feel free to use in your own works or community projects.
