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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2021 14:47:02 GMT -5
Your logic is exactly the kind which a progtard would make: deriving abstractions that obscure the important details in the original subject, then using them to reach a conclusion that is every single bit incompatible with the premise in the original. It's actually the root of suffering the modern left causes in this world, so I'll give you credit for giving it a spotlight with your shitpost.
Also, per your logic, since babies like tits, all babies are gay, and people only become straight as they age. Seems Hitler was right about burning the books - it's better to learn the world through direct experience.
Anyway, I'm calling those blue uniform guys Nazis, I don't have the manual so dunno what they were called officially by game developers. They do seem to belong to Waffen SS per what they utter though.
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Post by xeepeep on Sept 15, 2021 15:10:11 GMT -5
It ain't that deep, man. Greeks being unable to pronounce "sh" will never not be super cute to me  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2021 2:49:10 GMT -5
Boy, that escalated quickly
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Post by good-old on Sept 16, 2021 23:20:19 GMT -5
@vigilantdoomer pretty sure he was joking when he said that, not all things have to be taken seriously, for example if I say something like "LMFAO DOOM IS 28 YEARS OLD WHAT A FUCKING ANCIENT OUTDATED GAME FOR BOOMERS xDDDD WHO TF PLAYS IT" I'm obviously joking.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2021 4:48:19 GMT -5
good-old as if I cared. He had established an image of a person always talking trash, whether demeaning other people or just looking at himself in a mirror and yelling how good he is. In fact he didn't raise above it when making those jokes, yeah surely he couldn't be serious but he is not some innocent kid either. Also, it is possible to make some interesting observations while presented with humorous context. I don't feel like missing these opportunities to post something insightful.
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Post by bg213 on Sept 21, 2021 20:40:39 GMT -5
Zombiemen = zambie
Shotgun Dude = shotgunner
Heavy Weapons Dude = gunner
Demon = Pinkie
Lost Soul = Ass Soul
Revenant = Skeleton
Cacodemon = Tomato, Sweetness (a BMD inside joke)
Pain Elemental = Potato
Arachnotron, Mastermind = Spidder
Arch-vile = Archie (in Project Brutality Ice Viles and Flesh Wizards = Icey and Fleshy)
Cyberdemon = Cyber
Our hero = Doomguy
I admit to freely adopting most of these from the BigMacDavis fan community.
PS: Potatoes, Tomatoes and spidders are female.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 0:28:40 GMT -5
It never occured to me Arachnotron could be a female. Yeah Spider Mastermind can be thought of such (and even then I think I regarded it as a man most of my life I think), but babies don't have sex.
As for "our hero", he is not a hero. Just some rando who got judged to go to hell when he died, and then crawled back to life much to dismay of any human with dignity 'cause he is a scum who deserved to rot in hell for his sins. And there is nothing about space marines, military or other pathetic shit in my book. I don't like the story Doom gives, this is how I imagined it to be. Never in my life I thought there were some kind of military bases or other shit until I learned English enough. Fuck I never even cared about texture alignments, because I didn't even regard those as real bricks, rocks or other shit. Who gives a fuck? These are all wallpapers in imagionary description of what afterlife - per Biblical hell - can be for those who deserved the worst treatment possible. Of which the pathetic protagonist surely must be one.
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Post by dr_st on Sept 22, 2021 11:34:46 GMT -5
It never occured to me Arachnotron could be a female. Yeah Spider Mastermind can be thought of such ( and even then I think I regarded it as a man most of my life I think), but babies don't have sex. That's natural for a native Russian speaker, since spiders are usually referred to in masculine (паук) and not feminine (паучиха). |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 13:45:04 GMT -5
dr_st, damn, you're right! Exactly the reason why.
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Post by bg213 on Sept 22, 2021 15:19:54 GMT -5
It never occured to me Arachnotron could be a female. Yeah Spider Mastermind can be thought of such (and even then I think I regarded it as a man most of my life I think), but babies don't have sex. I see Arachnotrons as being the Mastermind's children. In the english-speaking world it is common to speak of spiders as "she" unless specifically meant otherwise for long-standing cultural reasons and since the females of spider species are typically much larger than males so that any time you see one its likely a female (the males being too small to see), or at least that's what most people think. Tomatos and Potatos are female because they appear cute, cuddly and round. Cacodemons seem to have a certain curiosity and desire to approach Doomguy almost like they want to hug him, but then can become very shy when he shoots them. So obviously they are female. Pain Elementals' generally similar appearance to Cacos and since they spawn children (lost souls) so are also obviously female. |
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Post by cherubcorps on Dec 23, 2021 17:42:44 GMT -5
Funny story. When I was growing up, I had a neighbor who looked identical to the Chaingunners, the build, the beard, the bald head, everything expect skin color (The guy was white). His last name was Donah so even to this day, I call chaingunners "Donahs".
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Post by peerdolius on Jan 6, 2022 21:40:30 GMT -5
I call most monsters by their actual names, except for imps (goons), chaingunners (pinheads), mancubi (musor), and the spider mastermind (Rick and Morty enthusiast). I also call demons pinkies, as I assume lots of people do.
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Post by Deathclaw886 on Jan 17, 2022 16:04:59 GMT -5
I like to call the arch vile Archie, and i also call the Pinky demon a pinkie.
other than those i call the rest their actual names.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 5, 2022 11:13:06 GMT -5
because of the archie comics. right ??
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Apr 5, 2022 18:53:59 GMT -5
i checkdedf the comics i did' t see any carchie in ther can some one find arch vile in archie comics /?
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 6, 2022 3:37:44 GMT -5
archie comics dont have earchviles because this is a comic about sonic the hedgehog. i think they were made before doom 2 was well known. and with that they did not know that archviles exist. and because of this it was impossible for archie to have archviles in their comics. but if they made new episodes today that would be cool.
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