BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Nov 20, 2020 12:49:37 GMT -5
It happened literally 10 minutes ago and I'm still here
So I got into the elevator to go to fuck my entire 1500-person harem, but as I pressed the button to go down, my massive cock slipped from the loop I make around my waist to keep it there, down my right pant leg and straight between the floor and the big metal elevator door thing. I think it caught onto something because I'm stuck on the 6th floor now (I live on the 10th), the down arrow is on the display indicating that the elevator is moving, but it's not moving. It's currently pulling on my cock really hard and idk how much more can I take.
Has anyone been in a situation like this and how did you solve it????? I'm pretty desperate rn.
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Post by thundercunt on Nov 20, 2020 12:49:58 GMT -5
gay
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Post by Lobo on Nov 20, 2020 13:38:58 GMT -5
Ah yes, the old cock-in-the-door problem. Happens all the time, said no-one ever.
Have you tried...waking up?
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Post by joe-ilya on Nov 20, 2020 15:01:58 GMT -5
We can't get these kinds of threads on DoomWorld.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Nov 20, 2020 16:06:55 GMT -5
Ah yes, the old cock-in-the-door problem. Happens all the time, said no-one ever. Have you tried...waking up? I know it isn't a dream because my cock fits into the elevator at all. |
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Post by 40oz on Nov 20, 2020 16:52:02 GMT -5
some day this will all be worth it, some day... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2020 18:33:26 GMT -5
Xeep-Eep, if you have your phone on you try pulling up some porn websites. Maybe if you get an erection it might cause your cock to dislodge from whatever it's stuck on.
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Post by Lobo on Nov 20, 2020 19:11:52 GMT -5
Or, if it's an especially powerful erection, you might bend the metal and thus dislodge yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2020 1:18:57 GMT -5
You can also ask one of your harem (over phone) to come to you to resolve this situation. Maybe they could come on their own and give you a blowjob? Or just some random passer-by will do it anyway, "glory hole"-style.
In the future, forget about elevators, use stairs. Live a healthy lifestyle.
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Post by dn on Nov 21, 2020 1:29:49 GMT -5
Or, if it's an especially powerful erection, you might bend the metal and thus dislodge yourself. Don't be stupid. Rekt tool can't melt steel beams. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2020 14:55:32 GMT -5
I knew it, you're a fucking homo! Come out of the closet bro, there's no shame in it these days. Either that, or you've got some Epstein shit going on there, which is like totally not cool. |
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