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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2022 19:41:35 GMT -5
Pff, at age 15 i didn't needed to jerk off anymore - well i'm sorry for you thirsty boy, it seems that you had a tough life. But at least now you have your gamer girl piss water to bathe your shaved ass with. Hey! Wait a minute.. "peepee", "xeep-eep".. humm, let's try something.. peepeex? Did i cracked the code here?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2022 1:58:41 GMT -5
From map-making philosophy to jacking off in just under two seconds. That's how you know you're at a place where high-brow discussion is a regular feature. Gets the noggin' joggin'!
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on May 6, 2022 2:24:27 GMT -5
why does everyone always talk about jerking off
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Post by xeepeep on May 6, 2022 5:10:37 GMT -5
it seems that you had a tough life. Not really the case. I watched a jungle book movie when I was 5 and I found the scene where Ka the snake hypnotises the girl really hot for some reason. It's been downhill ever since. I felt as I was trapped in a machine of some diabolical origin. Not a good place to be, for a human. I wanna talk about this for a second btw. Most doom maps feel like they're centered around you. Like everyone there has nothing better to do but sit around and wait for you all day. You come to hell, the demons' home, and for some reason they're all hiding behind trap walls that drop down when you pass by, or some stupid skillsaw-tier shit like that. Or, my favourite, all of them vacated a fucking big ass room and left an important key right in the middle of it, just for you, the Protagonist ™ to take. Yeah fucking right. You expect me to believe that shit? Come on. That's the most doomworld soymapping trope I know of, and it's a big part of the reason why I feel like Ancient Aliens is a big insult to my intelligence in WAD form. I didn't even know you could insult someone's intelligence with a Doom mod but somehow skillsoy did it. I'm not a fan of that vibe, it ruins the immersion, I don't feel like I'm in demon-town anymore. I like when a map feels like it could exist just fine if you weren't in the picture, if that makes any sense. As you say, a machine. A machine doesn't care if it's operated, or whether someone stuck their (content removed) in there or something. It's gonna crush your (content removed) and not even ask you if you like it.
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Post by joe-ilya on May 6, 2022 5:25:57 GMT -5
If the world's deadliest hero would be chasing you, wouldn't you be hiding behind a trap door, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike? Or are you one of those zombiemen that stare at the computers at the start of a map while doomguy is behind you with a roaring chainsaw?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2022 8:59:29 GMT -5
xeepeep afaik xxx parodies are a modern thing so.. lmao, this was the "hot girl"?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2022 13:22:50 GMT -5
Look xeep, no need to feel ashamed.. when we are young these animated pictures can play tricks on our minds, you know? Especially when you have that androgynous looking friend with a soft voice and a gentle touch that sometimes give you a little chub - a memfis buddy, so to speak. This is perfectly normal, we all have gone through this, right fellas? hehe right?... uh... anyways Shitposting aside, i get what you're saying. While aaliens did not insulted my intelligence, mainly 'cause i have none, that "arcadey" style wasn't my favorite. I think that this gameplay aspect was the reason why i didn't cared that much for Doom in the first place.. the lack of "realism".
Since i grew up playing Duke3D, SW, Blood - in those games you get some sense of realism, and, despite the obvious absurdity here and there, they are still believable for the most part. Not only because of the locations but also in how the enemies are placed. You feel like going through an alien invasion or raiding an ancient chinese temple or blowing up a moving train just to end up on a carnival.
Doom on the other hand, was way too cartoony for my younger self to believe in being trapped on an hell-invaded spaceport after having played those other games. Back then, i've developed a mildly obsession to get the full version of Doom to add it to my physical collection but i didn't really cared that much for the game itself.
Nowadays if i play Doom eps 1-3, i can get a sense of those places existing without the player, more or less.. but they are still very limited compared to what those build engine games could do to convey that realistic impression. That's why e4m2 ended up being such a turning point for me - up until there, no matter how weird the maps may look, you can kinda make sense of them at some capacity. But once you get to Perfect Hatred, that goes completely out of the window... that map makes no sense at all. And i loved it! Then Doom finally clicked with me.
But going back to the differences between mapping philosophies, even tho i enjoy both the non-sensical arcade arenas and the entering an autonomous machine styles - is the way mappers can mix both of them that makes the Doom experience so unique to me compared to the wae those build-engine games were made. And oddly enough that is why the latest "skillsoy" mapset, Heartland, failed to hold my interest. The visual style and the gameplay feels way too much like a build-engine game - and that broke my Doom immersion, if that makes sense. I'm more than willing to give it a second chance in the future tho, after all it's skillsaw, and i.. i'm just a soybaby that love sucking his soymapping tropes dry.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 4:03:03 GMT -5
Or are you one of those zombiemen that stare at the computers at the start of a map while doomguy is behind you with a roaring chainsaw? The noise which drowns out those bloodcurdling death screams is probably nothing. Just some logging getting done. And Pong won't play itself now will it?
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 5:39:16 GMT -5
I wanna talk about this for a second btw. Most doom maps feel like they're centered around you. Like everyone there has nothing better to do but sit around and wait for you all day. You come to hell, the demons' home, and for some reason they're all hiding behind trap walls that drop down when you pass by, or some stupid skillsaw-tier shit like that. Or, my favourite, all of them vacated a fucking big ass room and left an important key right in the middle of it, just for you, the Protagonist ™ to take. Yeah fucking right. You expect me to believe that shit? Come on. That's the most doomworld soymapping trope I know of, and it's a big part of the reason why I feel like Ancient Aliens is a big insult to my intelligence in WAD form. I didn't even know you could insult someone's intelligence with a Doom mod but somehow skillsoy did it. I'm not a fan of that vibe, it ruins the immersion, I don't feel like I'm in demon-town anymore. I like when a map feels like it could exist just fine if you weren't in the picture, if that makes any sense. As you say, a machine. A machine doesn't care if it's operated, or whether someone stuck their (content removed) in there or something. It's gonna crush your (content removed) and not even ask you if you like it. I agree. I remember playing Back to Saturn when it was released and experiencing pretty much the same thing. If a map is nothing but an excuse to create combat setpieces (to use an empty buzzword) without any attempt to create some enviromental storytelling or at least being coherent I find it very unimaginative. Even the simplest of games such as Super Mario or whatever has coherence. You know why you are there and the enviroment makes sense. The graphics and music fit too. This element is however curiously absent from many doom wads. Many high-profile doom projects are wads about nothing. Geometric pattern gameplay with some slapped on gaudy textures and upbeat midis.
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Post by joe-ilya on May 7, 2022 6:39:09 GMT -5
U gon complain Knee Deep In The Dead next? 😂😂😂
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 7:23:15 GMT -5
Nothing to complain about there. It's great stuff.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on May 7, 2022 8:04:01 GMT -5
i try to make it as if the tech base was taken over by the demons
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Post by joe-ilya on May 7, 2022 10:01:17 GMT -5
Nothing to complain about there. It's great stuff. But it don't represent no real place! 😭😭
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 13:48:03 GMT -5
Sure it does. Re-read what I typed earlier.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 14:13:33 GMT -5
Well, tbf e1m1's layout resembles an alien blaster or a cute mosquito depending on the angle.
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Post by joe-ilya on May 7, 2022 14:35:57 GMT -5
Many high-profile doom projects are wads about nothing.
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Post by nnn✓ork on May 7, 2022 15:06:32 GMT -5
Well, tbf e1m1's layout resembles an alien blaster or a cute mosquito depending on the angle. ...
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on May 7, 2022 15:08:26 GMT -5
xd
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 18:27:37 GMT -5
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Post by nnn✓ork on May 8, 2022 13:41:52 GMT -5
This is my fifth time looking at this, and it's funny as fuck. But my favorite part isn't that you spent precious time putting this together for a shitpost, but that we're shitposting on an actual project thread.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2022 14:01:49 GMT -5
But my favorite part isn't that you spent precious time putting this together for a shitpost, but that we're shitposting on an actual project thread. Correction: we are shitposting on an actual project thread made by a shitposter. Karma is indeed a bitch after all. But i plan to make reparations to poor xeep in the future.
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Post by xeepeep on May 8, 2022 14:51:28 GMT -5
Seriously what does a fidget spinner have to do with a map I made when I was 15???
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