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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2020 7:22:47 GMT -5
news.sky.com/story/kim-jong-un-reports-north-korean-leader-in-grave-danger-after-surgery-are-denied-11976240There is speculation at the moment that after his 12th of April surgery, our favourite fat piece of garbage Kim Jong Un's heart might finally become a cropper after said invasive surgery. There are doubts, NK of course denies that their demigod is functioning less than fine, other close sources also suggest he is simply recovering (which is why he wasn't present for the turbo important annual granddad mourning), many others speculate he might be about to be shifted off of Earth, what a Shame. So, who hopes thinks he's gonna finally die?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2020 7:45:15 GMT -5
Regime is going to continue either way, so I won't be hyped for man's death.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Apr 21, 2020 8:10:32 GMT -5
South Korea denied it via their sources. Apparently it's fake
Would be a shame tho, I'll miss that guy when he dies
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2020 13:54:19 GMT -5
Be careful what you wish for. He may be a worthless communist but if he dies it might cause instability in the area and the world really doesn't need more of that right now.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2020 16:24:48 GMT -5
His sister, Kim Yo Jong is expected to take the helm, if he dies, or can no longer rule.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2020 16:47:29 GMT -5
His sister, Kim Yo Jong is expected to take the helm, if he dies, or can no longer rule. Imagine being such a degenerate fat fuck that you die of a heart attack at 36. A true symbol of communist corruption. |
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Post by GRUG on Apr 22, 2020 23:10:19 GMT -5
Imagine being such a degenerate fat fuck that you die of a heart attack at 36. A true symbol of communist corruption. Hahaha this made me laugh. But I think biggest symbol of Communist corruption at the moment is China's cover up on the COVID-19 outbreak. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2020 9:14:39 GMT -5
In North Korea it is said that Kim Jong Un doesn't poop. If true it would explain his corpulence. He is so full of shit that he is about to blow up.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Apr 25, 2020 15:58:43 GMT -5
Update for us alpha males who get their news from doomer boards:
China sent doctors to check up on Kim. Shit might be real.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 2:47:21 GMT -5
Damn. The man who can score 18 holes-in-one on a golf course and never has to take a shit might not even make it to 40? Unthinkable. The man has godly powers. He will surely live to at least 100.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 3:23:27 GMT -5
I'm ready for our new supreme leader
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 6:49:38 GMT -5
Damn. The man who can score 18 holes-in-one on a golf course and never has to take a shit might not even make it to 40? Unthinkable. The man has godly powers. He will surely live to at least 100. The world can't live without communism anymore so he has to ascend to true godhood to save us all. |
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Post by dmdr on Apr 27, 2020 7:12:11 GMT -5
I can't help but wonder if his inability to take a dump might have something to do with this. Chug some metamucil Kim!!!
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