Discord Drama run-down! (or, "DOOMER BOARDS HAS CHANGED")

Oh this is rich hahahahahaha

So, this is the order of events as happened: killer2 and Decay have a lovers tiff that bored us all. Decay stuck around to insult all of us on the Discord. I banned the retard. Decay, being Doomkid's butt buddy cried to him. Doomkid, who owns the Discord but never appears, comes and makes wholesale changes including making the eternally unlikeable Joe Ilya a mod and assuming they can just install Big Ol Billy as mod there to run DBP in perpetuity.

DK opens that Discord all of a sudden to DW peeps who aren't necessarily unwelcome, but not exactly on our team, and they showed up on our old Discord trying to tell us how to run our shit, example:

Eris 6:10
have you considered changing the series name?

AD_79 6:10
yeah imo that's the thing that hurts it the most
the association with db

Eris 6:10
"doomer boards" in the titles tends to put people off

Doomkid 6:10
That makes sense to me

Eris 6:11
as far as I can tell most of the people involved with these projects are cool folk and don't deserve to have their work dragged down by negative connotations

We all wake from our slumber, the regular DBP peeps, create new Discord and just silently emigrate to there to new site, and by all I mean LITERALLY ALL... how’s that for a vote of no confidence? Joe and Decay and Doomkid et al are left with their pants open holding their cocks in their hand, wondering why the majority just up and left and rejected their manipulative bullshit.

DBP Krew live happily ever after.

Ugly invaders are powerless.

Check the official DBPKrew high quality diss track that records events and tells these invaders to go and fuck right off:

DBPKrew4Lyfe diss track
(updated with clearer remix/mastering)

Doomkid, you are a traitor to your brothers and a soft (content removed), and you have exactly zero power over the real DBPs, you haven't even gone so far as to give any feedback to a single DBP project in the 18 months of its existence. Kindly fuck off with your duplicitous bullshit you fascist two faced scum.

Also Doomkid, my wife laughed her arse off at the "alcohol running through Glen's veins" part hahahahahaha.... she knows better than most, you know? She actually sees it. But she also saw you too you fucken drug fuck, veins full of pot, brains full of shit, driving your car for a 30 minute journey after leaving our house like a fucken degenrate locomotive, putting others lives in danger on the road.

Dm me the new discord link ffs

Decay is gay, it rhymes therefore it is automatically true and indisputable

Making him an admin of a forum's discord when he literally couldn't be arsed to register on the forum itself is just ridiculous
Like he's a cool dude and all, but he has no business running anything here

The dw clique joining in is ridiculous and gay, fucking LOL at the idea of changing the name due to DB's reputation ECKS DEE are we sure those people aren't trolling, where do they think they are?? Why don't they AbysmalSpeedmappingSessionfuck (aka having BuTtSeX) (aka any gay Doomworld project with name edited to be about anal sex because, you see, that's funny) each other on Doomworld?

FUCKING AN_MUTT
ALTERNATING SKULL AND CLOWN EMOJIS X10 EACH

Killer2 is a totally insignificant character and idk why were we all so retarded to make a drama out of him, despite that, for the record, he seems chill, bringing up the stuff he said at 14 and holding a grudge over it is stupid indeed

Glen is power tripping which is gay, his wife probably doesn't fuck him with a strapon enough so he takes out the frustration here SKULL EMOJI X10

Banning Joe was incredibly retarded since he's by far the most enthusiastic around here, and even though he often says and does stupid stuff, I have no reason not to believe that he has good intentions, which is what matters the most IMHO

Also I believe the absolute majority of people showed up here when they got banned on DW (or had disputes with the admins there), therefore making fun of people who do it now (eg doom_ro) gets my seal of gayness, major L for dk CLOWN EMOJI X10

Remaking the discord entirely without any sort of announcement or an opportunity for discussion was big gay, dk just keeps taking them Ls man!

Having the decency to finally make a thread about all this was nice tho heheheh



Let's summarise

Glen is gay
Doomkid is bisexual
Joe-Ilya is bisexual
Decay is gay
The DW assheads are definitely gay
Killer2 is straight but gay curious
Doom_Ro is straight without any doubt
Mrthejoshmon is straight af
I am so straight that I have never even seen another male in my life CHRISTMAS ISLAND STATUE EMOJI X10

Everyone who keeps on displaying signs of gayness (incl. disagreement with this post) will face my clown emojis, y'all were warned

Oh also I'd like to state one more thing

I urge everyone who's disgruntled by all this to NOT go and make a new community because we are far better off together and all that gay stuff
Besides you'd regret that eventually

I also double posted because who's gonna stop me, I might make a triple post even

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. But as an aside, I think it is extremely interesting how the board has evolved over the years.

The truth makes you so mad. This is what happens when you give the keys to someone who suffers from paranoid delusions. I also got your messages about being butt buddies with Decay, that’s rich! His mere presence made you so mad you shit the bed and started turning on your friends! Fucking LOL you are tapped my dude.

P. S. Dew lives rent free in your head.

P.S.S. Dew can’t hurt you, don’t be afraid!

Sorry I don't hate Decay and sided with him on one little argument, I guess.

EDIT : I thought you cooled down when you unbanned me from the server, why do you keep firing shots at me?

Is this some kind of fetish where somebody makes the bed and then we all simultaneously shit it all at once?

Also:


You've got to be shitting me, of all the people even remotely "interested" in joining up...

here we go again

dis·cord
/ˈdiskôrd/
noun
1.
disagreement between people.
"a prosperous family who showed no signs of discord"
synonyms: strife, conflict, friction, hostility; More

cord -
a rope with which to neck yourselves.