The HOTTEST thing on earth, eaten by the biggest badass ever

That's one tough son of a bitch. You notice how he just takes it like a man after he eats the pepper? He doesn't chug milk and eat ice cream like the other youtube chili eaters do. This dude is a goddamn monster. I am impressed.

I once had a tiny bottle of habanero pepper extract. I don't know what the SHU was but on the bottle it sad it was something like 80,000 times hotter than a jalapeno pepper. I dipped a toothpick in it and touched it on my tongue. It's not too bad at first, but it has a way of getting hotter and hotter to a point of discomfort, and then staying hot for a good ten minutes or so. If you swallow, the burning feeling spreads into your throat and thats when it gets real bad.

One time I brought it to school to try it with some friends at lunch. A girl asked if she could see it, she said he knew who would want to try it. She brought it over to the kid and told him about it, and he snatched it out of her hands and chugged half the bottle, being the macho people-pleasing fuckhead that he was. Shortly after, he was on the ground, face all red, choking. An ambulance had to come pick him up. He had to get his stomach pumped and 4 layers of his stomach lining was DISSOLVED. Dude was in pain for a long time. I hid the bottle away and thankfully everyone kept their mouth shut about where the hot sauce came from so I wouldn't get in trouble. Shit was wild.

Theres a point with spicy stuff that I don't even find enjoyable. There is some dissappointment when you get buffalo wings and their wing sauce is just some salty vinegarry orange stuff that isn't very hot at all. But super ultra hot wings are just annoying for me to eat. I love jalapenos but that's about the peak of spiciness that I'm willing to make any recipes with. Once you start burning your throat with it, it just becomes painful.