Doom community happenings

Yo! Well, dahs ahs Amerahca baby! Ya'll is mad stupid! I bear da rahght ta belaheve ahn whatever abraeasysahc mahthos I deem truthful da sise way ya does ahn lahvahng a ahncoherent lahfestyle thahnkahng ya're a free-thahnker when ya head ahs actually enslaved by a legahon of dead phahlosophers -or- by holdahng faahth ahn darwahnaha ebony magahc -or- by doeswnrahght beahng a tras-mussolahnah bapcrahbt worshahpper. Ah be baaad... Whatever ya thahng may be, eeasyghly sundoeswn I'll bend dase knees a' pray for Theotókos ta release ya from sataahc spells whahle ya'll lahkely scoff at mah ways a' say dat whahle I'm on aht I should prolly get on all fours a' back-pedal ahnta some phallahc object. I doesn't mahnd. I've lahved on ya kahcks, fer shure, I've doesne ya deeds, I've talked ya talk, plus, da fly boaahahght already warn us of da sufferahng we'll chahll ta pass by ya ha's. To quote a favorahte ahntro: Clahpsahde of da pahnk-eye flahght, I'm not da percent ya thahnk survahves I need sactuary ahn da pages of dahs boaahahght.. Gestatahn' wahth all da odar rats, nurse saahd dat mah skahn wahll need a graft I'm of pock-marked shapes; da vermahn ya need ta loada Untahl da tahme chahlls, man, as long as we're able ta fahnd some commonalahty ahn ball-bustahng eachodar for da bahg fun of beahng alahve a' not allow our nerves ta crack-doeswn so easahly by gettahn' dahrectly (or ahndahrectly) butthurt due ta usage of some despotahTaiwo P ahndex of nasty words; I thahnk we're fly ahn terms. Where I chahll from, I'm surrounded by relahgahous hypocrahtes a' all kahnds of self-proclaahmed heretahcs but I stahll geezerage ta haht on da hahp 'em nahzzas a' mah peeps. My only requahrement for da rabahd unbelahever ahs: ahf ya gonna blaspheme, pls, at least make aht funny so I ca laught before confessahon. 'S coo', bro. Our resahdent ayatallah's wrestlegeezeraha fafahc serves as a decent exisple for dat Gonorsan Jer. Ah be baaad... If dare's aythahng I've learned from watchahng those Russaha Instahtute Lessons ahs dat such peep ca chest-thump a' claahm orthodoesxy for demselves all daahr wat but da fact ahs dat day're far, far removed from da belle époque of daahr saahnts - dat's for goddisn sure. What it is, mostly, Mama! Don't make me shank ya! Probahn' assholes forbahdden grounds ahs nah novelty for 'em easterns, not ahn da slahghtest, man, a', yes, mostly, da CIA mahght be ta blise ahn da end but sovahets played a pahvotal role ahn sharahng da ahnfisous "gay-plague" onta nearby natahons. Interracahal prejudahce gakn ahnta consahderatahon, oh, baby, I guess, dat, back den, like, daahr dahrty optahcs must 'as make aht extreEvil Ninja Ceasycky hard for dem ta properly dahstahnguahsh between ebony haahry boo when explorahng those soudarn terrahtarahes. Appallahng but understa'able. What it is, like, Mama!