Street DumpsterFire 6 HyperFruiti Participant Trophy Edition
Jan 7, 2023 11:03:22 GMT -5
Post by Gokuma on Jan 7, 2023 11:03:22 GMT -5
Crapcom has somehow obliviously figured out how to make Street Fighter 6 much worse than that shitty SF5.
They went supreme hardcore woke right up people's sensitive arses.
The first minute and 30 seconds of this video had me cracking up but the rest of it isn't worth watching.
The game doesn't come out until June 2023, but closed beta testers are already trolling it with ridiculous custom characters and at least one hack of an existing character.
Searching youtube for Street Fighter 6 gets you a bunch of ass-kissing shill videos. Searching for Street Fighter 6 Woke gives you the honest stuff, with differing opinions of people disgusted by it or not really bothered by much.
Here's a rather concise vid of what's really screwed up:
Here's a longer video which exposes a lot including internal woke coercion from Crapcom USA to Crapcom JPN that was leaked by some ransomware attack. Clips were shown in that previous vid.
Canceling/Blackballing because those with problematic views must be unpersoned/erased/deprived/starved.
To list some things:
They fired the American voice actor for Ken for having wrong views, even though he said nothing to do with race or gender, just because he thinks with his own brain and questions official narratives of unrelated topics on twitter. For this alone, Crapcom should be boycotted. Justice for Reuben Langdon!
The announcer event host non-playable character in a game happens to be a non-binary biological male wearing short bondage shorts. Yeah, that's a real good influence on kids. *puke*
There's already plenty of talk about the custom character creation so I'm not addressing that any further.
The ninja, Guy, from Final Fight, was replaced with a black girl with his moveset with the face of the "trained Marxist" founder of BLM (oblivious to the FACT that Karl Marx really hated black people and privately wrote genocidal stuff to his friend Engel contrary to his public garbage) . A beta-tester has already trolled this with a hack turning her into a white girl.
Dhalsim's skulls (of children from his village lost to a plague) were removed because they thought it was a savage stereotype (even though they put advertisements on them in SF5).
The largest character in the game is an utterly ridiculous WAY, WAY overly mannish gladiator woman. Not that the games are or should be that realistic, but I'd like to hear any explanation for this other than wokeness.
A character resembling Lady Gaga has male ballerinas in some intro of hers.
Obvious foot fetish with Juri.
The ridiculous internal demands of Crapom USA previously mentioned at the root of this shit.
In case, you missed why SF5 sucked. It started with bare minimal modes at launch, just story and vs, I think. It took them over a year to add something as basic as Arcade mode. The base game starts with I think ten characters and you have to enable the others with fight money. You have to enable in-game advertisements to earn maybe possibly approaching a reasonable amount of fight money. I refused to enable them. Saw how much is required to buy a single character and saw the absolutely piddly pocket change I got for an arcade mode playthrough. They actually removed something from the game that rewarded a reasonable amount. I wasn't about to calculate how many hours it would take me to earn just one more character and said fuck this. Apparently online had problems so someone made a hack that improved it and did absolutely nothing else. Capcom then pushed out an update patch that simply disabled that improvement hack and did absolutely nothing else, and never improved the netplay like the hack did. I'm glad I only paid a cheap sale price for the game.
Street Fighter Cross Tekken was very pay to win, where people paid real money for character enhancements such as ridiculous canceling ability allowing 80% damage juggle combos starting off a little poke.
Ultra Street Fighter 4 was the last great one, at least since that version finally fixed some bullshit control delay that was ruining previous versions of the otherwise awesome game.
I'm glad they're not making a new Darkstalkers/Vampire Hunter/Savior game and royally screwing that up. They released yet another rehash of the old games that fans already own probably at least two versions of them, and were disappointed with sales that may have still been actually pretty good, so they publicly blamed fans for why they're not making a new DS game.
Marvel vs Capcom Infinite was a pathetic public fiasco and looks like half-assed inbred mung. I think Marvel vs Capcom 3 was pretty decent though.
I removed Ghouls and Ghosts Resurrection from my wishlist since this SF6 bullshit, but was already disappointed by reviews of it, saying how it's completely unbalanced in difficulty, and only two weapons are good, and reasonable to try to play with.
There's a multitude of other interesting fighters to check out these days though I haven't played too many yet:
Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Guity Gear, Killer Instinct, Cobra Kai.
EDIT: Don't buy Skullgirls. Woketard Devs slandered the original creator to get control of it and then butchered it, even deleting content such as an alternate announcer that kickstarter backers actually paid for. If you already have it and unfortunately updated, there's a steam repository of older versions and I found a youtube vid about how to revert to the last good version. Then set steam to only update it when you launch, and just play it offline. I only ever played through with two or three characters but it's pretty cool.
I'm hesitant to recommend any of the decent SNK stuff though because SNK Heroines is a half-assed pile of garbage where they figured the gameplay didn't need the basic component of crouching, and worst of all, the game has some really creepy pedo-type shit, with obviously underage characters wearing very little. There's definitely some child-molester types at SNK who I wouldn't be terribly upset over someone happening to stuff them in a woodchipper.
More Street Brawler type:
River City Melee Machi!, River City Ransom Underground, Streets of Rage 4, some Double Dragon games between Steam and the DRM-free GOG (Neon and maybe Trilogy but can't recommend half-assed 4 though it's dirt cheap sometimes).
Mortal Kombat/Netherealm Studios has been cucked by Warner Bros. MK11 was supposed to be supported for five years, but they dropped it like a rock after just two, canceling an expansion of the crypt and a few more DLC characters that were known to be in development. The time-consuming and time-limited grinding for gear is bullshit. And yeah there's been some slight pandering to bullshit going on but not too bad as of yet. Just in recent weeks, people are deleting MK11, because an 80 GB update is being forced out just for shit in the in-game store. Next month will be two years since I last played it, but I simply have the update paused.
Currently I'd have to rank SNK as the absolute worst disgusting company with the blatant pedophilia going on there, but I wouldn't be surprised if Crapcom tops them. Who knows what will be in SF6 by the time it releases?
They went supreme hardcore woke right up people's sensitive arses.
The first minute and 30 seconds of this video had me cracking up but the rest of it isn't worth watching.
The game doesn't come out until June 2023, but closed beta testers are already trolling it with ridiculous custom characters and at least one hack of an existing character.
Searching youtube for Street Fighter 6 gets you a bunch of ass-kissing shill videos. Searching for Street Fighter 6 Woke gives you the honest stuff, with differing opinions of people disgusted by it or not really bothered by much.
Here's a rather concise vid of what's really screwed up:
Here's a longer video which exposes a lot including internal woke coercion from Crapcom USA to Crapcom JPN that was leaked by some ransomware attack. Clips were shown in that previous vid.
Canceling/Blackballing because those with problematic views must be unpersoned/erased/deprived/starved.
To list some things:
They fired the American voice actor for Ken for having wrong views, even though he said nothing to do with race or gender, just because he thinks with his own brain and questions official narratives of unrelated topics on twitter. For this alone, Crapcom should be boycotted. Justice for Reuben Langdon!
The announcer event host non-playable character in a game happens to be a non-binary biological male wearing short bondage shorts. Yeah, that's a real good influence on kids. *puke*
There's already plenty of talk about the custom character creation so I'm not addressing that any further.
The ninja, Guy, from Final Fight, was replaced with a black girl with his moveset with the face of the "trained Marxist" founder of BLM (oblivious to the FACT that Karl Marx really hated black people and privately wrote genocidal stuff to his friend Engel contrary to his public garbage) . A beta-tester has already trolled this with a hack turning her into a white girl.
Dhalsim's skulls (of children from his village lost to a plague) were removed because they thought it was a savage stereotype (even though they put advertisements on them in SF5).
The largest character in the game is an utterly ridiculous WAY, WAY overly mannish gladiator woman. Not that the games are or should be that realistic, but I'd like to hear any explanation for this other than wokeness.
A character resembling Lady Gaga has male ballerinas in some intro of hers.
Obvious foot fetish with Juri.
The ridiculous internal demands of Crapom USA previously mentioned at the root of this shit.
In case, you missed why SF5 sucked. It started with bare minimal modes at launch, just story and vs, I think. It took them over a year to add something as basic as Arcade mode. The base game starts with I think ten characters and you have to enable the others with fight money. You have to enable in-game advertisements to earn maybe possibly approaching a reasonable amount of fight money. I refused to enable them. Saw how much is required to buy a single character and saw the absolutely piddly pocket change I got for an arcade mode playthrough. They actually removed something from the game that rewarded a reasonable amount. I wasn't about to calculate how many hours it would take me to earn just one more character and said fuck this. Apparently online had problems so someone made a hack that improved it and did absolutely nothing else. Capcom then pushed out an update patch that simply disabled that improvement hack and did absolutely nothing else, and never improved the netplay like the hack did. I'm glad I only paid a cheap sale price for the game.
Street Fighter Cross Tekken was very pay to win, where people paid real money for character enhancements such as ridiculous canceling ability allowing 80% damage juggle combos starting off a little poke.
Ultra Street Fighter 4 was the last great one, at least since that version finally fixed some bullshit control delay that was ruining previous versions of the otherwise awesome game.
I'm glad they're not making a new Darkstalkers/Vampire Hunter/Savior game and royally screwing that up. They released yet another rehash of the old games that fans already own probably at least two versions of them, and were disappointed with sales that may have still been actually pretty good, so they publicly blamed fans for why they're not making a new DS game.
Marvel vs Capcom Infinite was a pathetic public fiasco and looks like half-assed inbred mung. I think Marvel vs Capcom 3 was pretty decent though.
I removed Ghouls and Ghosts Resurrection from my wishlist since this SF6 bullshit, but was already disappointed by reviews of it, saying how it's completely unbalanced in difficulty, and only two weapons are good, and reasonable to try to play with.
There's a multitude of other interesting fighters to check out these days though I haven't played too many yet:
Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Guity Gear, Killer Instinct, Cobra Kai.
EDIT: Don't buy Skullgirls. Woketard Devs slandered the original creator to get control of it and then butchered it, even deleting content such as an alternate announcer that kickstarter backers actually paid for. If you already have it and unfortunately updated, there's a steam repository of older versions and I found a youtube vid about how to revert to the last good version. Then set steam to only update it when you launch, and just play it offline. I only ever played through with two or three characters but it's pretty cool.
I'm hesitant to recommend any of the decent SNK stuff though because SNK Heroines is a half-assed pile of garbage where they figured the gameplay didn't need the basic component of crouching, and worst of all, the game has some really creepy pedo-type shit, with obviously underage characters wearing very little. There's definitely some child-molester types at SNK who I wouldn't be terribly upset over someone happening to stuff them in a woodchipper.
More Street Brawler type:
River City Melee Machi!, River City Ransom Underground, Streets of Rage 4, some Double Dragon games between Steam and the DRM-free GOG (Neon and maybe Trilogy but can't recommend half-assed 4 though it's dirt cheap sometimes).
Mortal Kombat/Netherealm Studios has been cucked by Warner Bros. MK11 was supposed to be supported for five years, but they dropped it like a rock after just two, canceling an expansion of the crypt and a few more DLC characters that were known to be in development. The time-consuming and time-limited grinding for gear is bullshit. And yeah there's been some slight pandering to bullshit going on but not too bad as of yet. Just in recent weeks, people are deleting MK11, because an 80 GB update is being forced out just for shit in the in-game store. Next month will be two years since I last played it, but I simply have the update paused.
Currently I'd have to rank SNK as the absolute worst disgusting company with the blatant pedophilia going on there, but I wouldn't be surprised if Crapcom tops them. Who knows what will be in SF6 by the time it releases?
