BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
Major Arlene obsessed, 100% verified freakazoid. AKA bzzrak
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 29, 2021 9:52:38 GMT -5
Reliable sources have told me and provided me with indisputable evidence that Joseph Biden, the current president of the United States, has personally committed multiple acts of drug distribution, tax fraud and manslaughter in southern Mozambique and Malawi between 1964 and 1975. Nobody has ever been sentenced for the crimes, and all attempts at investigation have been shut down and the witnesses silenced.
Hereby I am publicly threatening to come out with this information, unless I am given access to the new generation of penis enlargement therapy that the US army is developing alongside the top medical conglomerates in the world.
There will be no more warnings. Enlarge my cock or witness your whole civilisation crumble before your eyes. The wrath of my cock will be unstoppable.
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nxGangrel
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Post by nxGangrel on Jun 29, 2021 9:57:57 GMT -5
But I thought you cock was already large. Have you lying to us the whole fucking time you fucking fake! I hope you get bombed by the US army for being a fucking fraud how dare you!!!1! bitch
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BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
Major Arlene obsessed, 100% verified freakazoid. AKA bzzrak
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 29, 2021 10:24:06 GMT -5
It must be EVEN BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!Although it's massive as is. Regarding the US army bombing me, yeah... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2021 11:41:17 GMT -5
Personally, I've noticed that the easiest way to enlarge your cock is by getting a boner.
If this doesn't work, please call 1-800-225-5324. That's 1-800-CALL-FBI. Explain your situation and make your demands. Be aware that they are already searching for your cock as they consider it to be a large threat. You may want to ask someone else if you can hide it inside them for the time being, covering up the first five feet might make it look more inconspicuous. Your cock violates 27 zoning laws, so you don't want to get caught.
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nxGangrel
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Post by nxGangrel on Jun 29, 2021 12:45:33 GMT -5
Regarding the US army bombing me, yeah...This is what we mean when we say we want to throw back to the 90s! Murica! Freedom! Liberace! no commie cock |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2021 14:46:28 GMT -5
has personally committed multiple acts of drug distribution, tax fraud and manslaughter in southern Mozambique and Malawi between 1964 and 1975. Doesn't sound like something that might get him a jail sentense at all. You know, cuz he's the politician. Although dememnted one. |
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Post by sosh on Jun 30, 2021 0:34:18 GMT -5
BIG DICK NIGGA, I've heard that CIA has sent their best agents with sekrit gender bender tech after you so watch out.
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dn
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Post by dn on Jun 30, 2021 4:39:55 GMT -5
sekrit gender bender tech It's a pair of scissors with a mail-order PHD, hardly very secret. |
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