The Book of Dn - PROVERBS I
Feb 28, 2021 20:58:13 GMT -5
Post by dn on Feb 28, 2021 20:58:13 GMT -5
DARKNATION ON DEGENERACY
- It's not the idea, per se, it's the art style. That vague, Americanized anime, 'this fox has bulging biceps and a curiously anatomically correct genital cluster' thing. The sort of art that you look at and feel mildly embarrassed for the artist, because you just *know* that the guy drawing it has a locked desk drawer in his bedroom that contains his shameful secret stash of Rosechu porn.
- Your fixation on anthropomorphic rabbits is seen - quite rightly - as a sign that your brain is a broken distro. Feel free to tell us all about how wallowing like a pig in your rancid, feculent self-loathing is ruining your life.
- Furries ARE NOT real. You ARE NOT a fox trapped inside a human body. Your obsession with anthropomorphic animal aliases actually stems from a deep rooted psychological hatred of your own fleshy corpulence. You cling to memories of childhood because you are incapable of becoming an adult.
Wanking over a fox with tits is wrong. Putting your penis inside Buster the Rabbit is wrong. Fantasising about what your P.E. teacher would look like if she was (a) a bipedal horse and (b) naked, that is wrong and retarded.
- Dunno, seems teaching your kids not to rape each other would be useful.
- History teaches us that anyone who says they are a woman on Doomworld is either lying or mentally ill.
- And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. And faggots. Faggots meddling with kids.
- Yeah, so I was drunk the other night and I think I caught my foreskin in my zipper. It's fucking sore. It looks gross, lightly skinned, still weeping white blood cells. The scab that is forming... well, it's less of a scab, more of a geological formation made of pus, blood and copious pants fluff.
- My cock looks like a poisonous mushroom.
- I'm giving up heterosexuality for a year. If you need me, shine the bat signal up Scuba's arsehole.
- "Oh, they were such pretty girls as well..." No shit, Sherlock. Because, if you are Josef Fritzl and are going to build a three-bed, ten-year torture porn dungeon in your basement, you are obviously going to populate it with absolute munters.
- I do not understand how your brains work, I'd hate to meet any of you proto-rapists. You are the reason women carry chemical mace.
DARKNATION ON EDUCATION
- That is school. That has always been school. Nothing has changed, other than - not so long ago - it was the teachers beating the crap out of you as well. Learn to defend yourself, either physically, mentally or verbally, or you'll spend the rest of your days drowning in a sea of shit.
Fair? No, but neither is life. Life is a fucking rapist. I personally think school helps to get some practice in, to prepare you for the monumental ass-fucking that awaits you just outside the playground gates.
- Good idea. The community already won the Best School Shooting Award, we should totally be aiming at the Hundred Baby Rapist Trophy for next year.
- One of the most useful things i learned in high school was “Shyness is a form of vanity.” Once I understood that - and that the equation works both ways - then i finally got my shit together and adopted the proper attitude towards life. People are festering dungheaps of bullshit and insecurity, no exceptions. Especially that orange bitch in the hundred dollar blouse. You can use this knowledge to ingrate yourself with the in-crowd, or serve them with great justice, dependant on how today's Rage and Rape forecast looks.
- Do not blame doom for falling at school. I'd blame your brain for only having one functional hemisphere. You are disappointed, you wasted two years on this wad, but your poor mother wasted 14 years trying to raise you. Imagine how gutted she must feel.
- Also, while we are on the subject, spelling is not optional. It was another little clue that keyed me onto the fact that you are a moron. I'm not paying attention to the opinion of anyone who can misspell a three letter word.
- A friend of mine was at a Tesco staff meeting. The usual management bullshit speech. Productivity down blah blah profit margins in the shitter blah blah blah We need to think outside the Tesco box blah blah... Silence fell upon the room. One man muttered, perhaps louder than he intended, "That will be Asda then."
The moral of the story is that genius is not rewarded on the shop floor level.
DARKNATION ON WAR
- Guantanamo Bay is just America's Recycle Bin.
- I just realized that Bomberman wears a burka.
- NO MUSLIMS ON THE MOON. NONE. IF ALLAH HAD WANTED MUSLIMS ON THE MOON THEN HE WOULD HAVE STRAPPED THEM TO ROCKETS AND O WAIT I SEE.
- When people say “justice is done”, that's what they really mean. They have had their vengeance without getting their own fingers sticky.
- Oil contains the souls of prehistoric animals, and burning them makes Allah very, very angry. Expect ramifications shortly.
ROCK AND LOAD
BELGIUM BEEN BLOWED
IN AIRPORTS
MUSLIMS EXPLODE
- Oh God, I hope nobody nukes Chernobyl.
DARKNATION ON PHILOSOPHY
- This year, their Christmas present will be the Gift of Laughter. I'm going to break their fucking legs and dump them on the African plains for the predators to eat. It's more like the Gift of Hyenas, now I think about it.
- A better alternative to veganism would be to breed cows that are too retarded to feel pain.
- Physician, Google thyself.
- Surely in a world of voice activated electric wheelchairs and mystery bus tours to Dover, death is easy to find. Fuck Kervorkian, these people need to get proactive. Suicide bomb vest and full speed ahead at the security at the paralympics. This is not a matter for the courts, this is a matter for creative thinking.
- My case is this: alcohol is a superior intoxicant because people who smoke dope are a bunch of long-haired limp-wristed fairy faggot fucking hippy scum who are socially retarded due to the fact their recreational drug of choice is smoked primarily on the couch whist watching Barney.
- There is an argument that morality is purely aesthetic. I mean, if aborted babies looked like sparkling stars and smelled of flowers no one would really complain. In fact, I bet we would be aborting babies in factories and leaving their little corpses in bowls on top of the TV.
- Genetic engineering. Living, breathing sofas made out of real skin and blood that mould to the contours of your body. Cars with hearts and stomachs that run on coca cola instead of fossil fuel. Computers with organic brains. The future will be gross. Trust me on this.
- You, sir, have just solved the nigga-bling equation. I totally get it now! The more gold you hang from a gangsta, the phatter and more potent his beats become! Mr. T can probably still hear the echoing birth scream of the universe.
- Lamp posts. The drunk driver's natural enemy.
- You can fight for a woman's right not to sleep with you all you want. Reverse psychology won't work in this instance.
- Jews are actually pretty environmentally sound, when compared to coal anyway.
DARKNATION ON POPULAR CULTURE
- Bah, just take his blood while the corpse is still fresh, shove it in a few dozen bio-plastic eggs and make a theme park of Michael Crichtons. It would all go wrong of course, and the Micheal Crichtons would break out and eat people. Cuz of chaos theory. And stuff.
- If you enjoy watching trains in anticipation of them becoming wrecks, I can heartily recommend Thomas Harris' latest piece of shit
- You would have preferred it if the entire Irwin family had been slaughtered? I've seen Jaws: The Revenge. That stingray has at least another three sequels to kill the clan.
- She's too fucking ugly to be a princess, seriously. I'd barf all over the bank if they tried to give me money with that ugly cunt's face on it.
- Gearbox can stick their copyright claim up whichever orifice is the most uncomfortable and die in a rusty dumpster behind the HIV clinic.
- Nu-Thatcher. Theresa fucking May. Every time a poor person dies her vagina dentata chitter in delight, whispering ALLL IISSSS DUST on winds that reek like an open grave. The Scottish LOVED Thatcher, this clotted fucking revenant will be SURE to save the fucking union.
- Fuck off back to tumblr with that shit. And find a better cross to nail yourself to, because martyring yourself for a fucking Ghostbusters movie is frankly embarrassing.
- I am part of a secret, shameful society that thinks Battlefield Earth is probably one of the greatest movies ever made. Warped camera angles, monochrome lighting, the discovery that flying dirt is less expensive than actual explosives, a script written by a certifiable shit-eating lunatic, John Travola's fucking glorious performance as a mentally deficient alien, Forest Whitaker's lazy eye swivelling in his skull...
The film is so completely, earnestly. fucking spectacularly retarded that it actually transcends celluloid and becomes something truly and uniquely terrible, like a fucking stroke victim that simply will not stopdancing for your pleasure.
- Difficult choice, really. Homogenized fan fiction with the Disney label seared into the corner, or the syphilitic ramblings of a bearded fool who hasn't actually made a good movie since... uh, the original Star Wars, now that I think about it. I, personally, will avoid the film either way, but my inner troll senses much butthurt in the Force in the very near future.
- darknation's quick capsule review:
I saw half of this movie. Like, literally, the left half of this movie, because my fucking contact lens fell out. Spent most of the film trying to get it back in my eye, was not happening, so I pinged the miserable fucker across the cinema in a tantrum.
I hope the fucking thing landed in someone's popcorn. I hope they ate it, I hope it shatters in their lower intestine. Fuck their colon, I hope they shit blood.
* * * Three stars.
- Nigeria. Main mineral exports: copper, coal and AIDS.
- I suspect Jurassic World is the name of the new bigger, better, less kill-the-tourists theme park. Y'know. Like Disney World. Or the Third World.
- Oh, the Daily Telegraph. Well, the median age of their readership is bound to be hip and young and groovy and not fecally incontinent.
- Kate is pregnant. I hope it's ginger.
- An XP system, random level generation, and shoving a unicorn horn up your ass as a cure for AIDS. @ is the hero of our age.
DARKNATION ON THE DOOM COMMNITY
- Try typing with a finger, not randomly flailing at the keyboard with your cock in frothing spastic rage.
- If Romero's working for Zenimax, the PR department will probably have him on a high dose of horse tranquillizers to prevent any unfortunate bitch-related advertising whoopsyfuckery.
- Telefragged will finally shit the bed. Doomworld will be rehoused on secret servers and oldfags will grow leery within its hidden corridors. Doomplanet will rise from the ashes and draw the stinking masses of n00bs into its wet, clammy ovarium. Brick by brick is the temple of autism built higher as the years tick ever onwards; retards battle and claw at each other for superiority, never thinking that their true Lords watch and wait from afar, growing ever fatter, gnawing upon their crusty gussets whilst suckling brine from teats of utter hated. The dam breaks - Oldfags flood forth in a ravening tide of destruction. The halls of the False Doomplanet will run with red and I will wash my cock in the blood of a thousand virgins.
- Wmull breaks into the houses of doomworld forum members and sucks the small hairless babycunts of your children.
<dn> ooOOOohh I am goOOOoing to bathe in blood of noOOOoob toOOoniiight
<dn> as soOOOoon as Mordeth goes to beeeeeed
- Nae, vex ye not, for even though Doom shall die, the memories shall be everlasting and pure as the fresh spring.
It is true that many a time I have awoken, ripped from the tender arms of Morpheus by a terrible gnawing at the bottom of my scrote, that I too will be part of the Last Guard of Doomdom. And I sayeth to the nightmare, - Nae! For it is better to have lived life, to be old and rank and smell of cabbage. It is better this than to be young and blind to the world and never to have lived at all.
Verily, we shall play in our twilight. We shall sit in our home and smoke our pipes whist we wait for our nurses to change our absorbent pants, and whist we wait we shall sing in our own feculence, we shall Deathmatch in spirit if not with code, and ride our wheelchairs 35% faster by going diagonal.
Speak it, brother! The golden chalice of Doom, once supped, brought forth light when there was much darkness, and enriches the lives of all that play with themselves!
- Good butthurt is to be savoured, like a fine buttwine.
- I rather liked him. His english was probably the most mangled thing thing I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing and it never, ever, showed any signs of improving over the course of twelve fucking years. He was the community equivalent of some crazy-enthusiastic Indian call-center worker. He shall be missed.
- Does not the forest burn to remove dead wood? Does not new life spring forth from the ashes? Rejoice, for the fagot screams as it is consumed in flame, and the lesson is goodly taught.
- Yeah, DW is now a private 'gentlemen's club'. A fair step upwards from the 'zoo of mentally challenged howler monkeys hurling shit at each other' that I had previously assumed I had joined. Seriously. The reason that you are 'chased out' isn't because because you are questioning the status quo. It's because you are an idiot, and even other idiots think you are an idiot.
- Molested as a child, were we? Obviously not hard enough, IMHO.
- It's not the idea, per se, it's the art style. That vague, Americanized anime, 'this fox has bulging biceps and a curiously anatomically correct genital cluster' thing. The sort of art that you look at and feel mildly embarrassed for the artist, because you just *know* that the guy drawing it has a locked desk drawer in his bedroom that contains his shameful secret stash of Rosechu porn.
- Your fixation on anthropomorphic rabbits is seen - quite rightly - as a sign that your brain is a broken distro. Feel free to tell us all about how wallowing like a pig in your rancid, feculent self-loathing is ruining your life.
- Furries ARE NOT real. You ARE NOT a fox trapped inside a human body. Your obsession with anthropomorphic animal aliases actually stems from a deep rooted psychological hatred of your own fleshy corpulence. You cling to memories of childhood because you are incapable of becoming an adult.
Wanking over a fox with tits is wrong. Putting your penis inside Buster the Rabbit is wrong. Fantasising about what your P.E. teacher would look like if she was (a) a bipedal horse and (b) naked, that is wrong and retarded.
- Dunno, seems teaching your kids not to rape each other would be useful.
- History teaches us that anyone who says they are a woman on Doomworld is either lying or mentally ill.
- And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. And faggots. Faggots meddling with kids.
- Yeah, so I was drunk the other night and I think I caught my foreskin in my zipper. It's fucking sore. It looks gross, lightly skinned, still weeping white blood cells. The scab that is forming... well, it's less of a scab, more of a geological formation made of pus, blood and copious pants fluff.
- My cock looks like a poisonous mushroom.
- I'm giving up heterosexuality for a year. If you need me, shine the bat signal up Scuba's arsehole.
- "Oh, they were such pretty girls as well..." No shit, Sherlock. Because, if you are Josef Fritzl and are going to build a three-bed, ten-year torture porn dungeon in your basement, you are obviously going to populate it with absolute munters.
- I do not understand how your brains work, I'd hate to meet any of you proto-rapists. You are the reason women carry chemical mace.
DARKNATION ON EDUCATION
- That is school. That has always been school. Nothing has changed, other than - not so long ago - it was the teachers beating the crap out of you as well. Learn to defend yourself, either physically, mentally or verbally, or you'll spend the rest of your days drowning in a sea of shit.
Fair? No, but neither is life. Life is a fucking rapist. I personally think school helps to get some practice in, to prepare you for the monumental ass-fucking that awaits you just outside the playground gates.
- Good idea. The community already won the Best School Shooting Award, we should totally be aiming at the Hundred Baby Rapist Trophy for next year.
- One of the most useful things i learned in high school was “Shyness is a form of vanity.” Once I understood that - and that the equation works both ways - then i finally got my shit together and adopted the proper attitude towards life. People are festering dungheaps of bullshit and insecurity, no exceptions. Especially that orange bitch in the hundred dollar blouse. You can use this knowledge to ingrate yourself with the in-crowd, or serve them with great justice, dependant on how today's Rage and Rape forecast looks.
- Do not blame doom for falling at school. I'd blame your brain for only having one functional hemisphere. You are disappointed, you wasted two years on this wad, but your poor mother wasted 14 years trying to raise you. Imagine how gutted she must feel.
- Also, while we are on the subject, spelling is not optional. It was another little clue that keyed me onto the fact that you are a moron. I'm not paying attention to the opinion of anyone who can misspell a three letter word.
- A friend of mine was at a Tesco staff meeting. The usual management bullshit speech. Productivity down blah blah profit margins in the shitter blah blah blah We need to think outside the Tesco box blah blah... Silence fell upon the room. One man muttered, perhaps louder than he intended, "That will be Asda then."
The moral of the story is that genius is not rewarded on the shop floor level.
DARKNATION ON WAR
- Guantanamo Bay is just America's Recycle Bin.
- I just realized that Bomberman wears a burka.
- NO MUSLIMS ON THE MOON. NONE. IF ALLAH HAD WANTED MUSLIMS ON THE MOON THEN HE WOULD HAVE STRAPPED THEM TO ROCKETS AND O WAIT I SEE.
- When people say “justice is done”, that's what they really mean. They have had their vengeance without getting their own fingers sticky.
- Oil contains the souls of prehistoric animals, and burning them makes Allah very, very angry. Expect ramifications shortly.
ROCK AND LOAD
BELGIUM BEEN BLOWED
IN AIRPORTS
MUSLIMS EXPLODE
- Oh God, I hope nobody nukes Chernobyl.
DARKNATION ON PHILOSOPHY
- This year, their Christmas present will be the Gift of Laughter. I'm going to break their fucking legs and dump them on the African plains for the predators to eat. It's more like the Gift of Hyenas, now I think about it.
- A better alternative to veganism would be to breed cows that are too retarded to feel pain.
- Physician, Google thyself.
- Surely in a world of voice activated electric wheelchairs and mystery bus tours to Dover, death is easy to find. Fuck Kervorkian, these people need to get proactive. Suicide bomb vest and full speed ahead at the security at the paralympics. This is not a matter for the courts, this is a matter for creative thinking.
- My case is this: alcohol is a superior intoxicant because people who smoke dope are a bunch of long-haired limp-wristed fairy faggot fucking hippy scum who are socially retarded due to the fact their recreational drug of choice is smoked primarily on the couch whist watching Barney.
- There is an argument that morality is purely aesthetic. I mean, if aborted babies looked like sparkling stars and smelled of flowers no one would really complain. In fact, I bet we would be aborting babies in factories and leaving their little corpses in bowls on top of the TV.
- Genetic engineering. Living, breathing sofas made out of real skin and blood that mould to the contours of your body. Cars with hearts and stomachs that run on coca cola instead of fossil fuel. Computers with organic brains. The future will be gross. Trust me on this.
- You, sir, have just solved the nigga-bling equation. I totally get it now! The more gold you hang from a gangsta, the phatter and more potent his beats become! Mr. T can probably still hear the echoing birth scream of the universe.
- Lamp posts. The drunk driver's natural enemy.
- You can fight for a woman's right not to sleep with you all you want. Reverse psychology won't work in this instance.
- Jews are actually pretty environmentally sound, when compared to coal anyway.
DARKNATION ON POPULAR CULTURE
- Bah, just take his blood while the corpse is still fresh, shove it in a few dozen bio-plastic eggs and make a theme park of Michael Crichtons. It would all go wrong of course, and the Micheal Crichtons would break out and eat people. Cuz of chaos theory. And stuff.
- If you enjoy watching trains in anticipation of them becoming wrecks, I can heartily recommend Thomas Harris' latest piece of shit
- You would have preferred it if the entire Irwin family had been slaughtered? I've seen Jaws: The Revenge. That stingray has at least another three sequels to kill the clan.
- She's too fucking ugly to be a princess, seriously. I'd barf all over the bank if they tried to give me money with that ugly cunt's face on it.
- Gearbox can stick their copyright claim up whichever orifice is the most uncomfortable and die in a rusty dumpster behind the HIV clinic.
- Nu-Thatcher. Theresa fucking May. Every time a poor person dies her vagina dentata chitter in delight, whispering ALLL IISSSS DUST on winds that reek like an open grave. The Scottish LOVED Thatcher, this clotted fucking revenant will be SURE to save the fucking union.
- Fuck off back to tumblr with that shit. And find a better cross to nail yourself to, because martyring yourself for a fucking Ghostbusters movie is frankly embarrassing.
- I am part of a secret, shameful society that thinks Battlefield Earth is probably one of the greatest movies ever made. Warped camera angles, monochrome lighting, the discovery that flying dirt is less expensive than actual explosives, a script written by a certifiable shit-eating lunatic, John Travola's fucking glorious performance as a mentally deficient alien, Forest Whitaker's lazy eye swivelling in his skull...
The film is so completely, earnestly. fucking spectacularly retarded that it actually transcends celluloid and becomes something truly and uniquely terrible, like a fucking stroke victim that simply will not stopdancing for your pleasure.
- Difficult choice, really. Homogenized fan fiction with the Disney label seared into the corner, or the syphilitic ramblings of a bearded fool who hasn't actually made a good movie since... uh, the original Star Wars, now that I think about it. I, personally, will avoid the film either way, but my inner troll senses much butthurt in the Force in the very near future.
- darknation's quick capsule review:
I saw half of this movie. Like, literally, the left half of this movie, because my fucking contact lens fell out. Spent most of the film trying to get it back in my eye, was not happening, so I pinged the miserable fucker across the cinema in a tantrum.
I hope the fucking thing landed in someone's popcorn. I hope they ate it, I hope it shatters in their lower intestine. Fuck their colon, I hope they shit blood.
* * * Three stars.
- Nigeria. Main mineral exports: copper, coal and AIDS.
- I suspect Jurassic World is the name of the new bigger, better, less kill-the-tourists theme park. Y'know. Like Disney World. Or the Third World.
- Oh, the Daily Telegraph. Well, the median age of their readership is bound to be hip and young and groovy and not fecally incontinent.
- Kate is pregnant. I hope it's ginger.
- An XP system, random level generation, and shoving a unicorn horn up your ass as a cure for AIDS. @ is the hero of our age.
DARKNATION ON THE DOOM COMMNITY
- Try typing with a finger, not randomly flailing at the keyboard with your cock in frothing spastic rage.
- If Romero's working for Zenimax, the PR department will probably have him on a high dose of horse tranquillizers to prevent any unfortunate bitch-related advertising whoopsyfuckery.
- Telefragged will finally shit the bed. Doomworld will be rehoused on secret servers and oldfags will grow leery within its hidden corridors. Doomplanet will rise from the ashes and draw the stinking masses of n00bs into its wet, clammy ovarium. Brick by brick is the temple of autism built higher as the years tick ever onwards; retards battle and claw at each other for superiority, never thinking that their true Lords watch and wait from afar, growing ever fatter, gnawing upon their crusty gussets whilst suckling brine from teats of utter hated. The dam breaks - Oldfags flood forth in a ravening tide of destruction. The halls of the False Doomplanet will run with red and I will wash my cock in the blood of a thousand virgins.
- Wmull breaks into the houses of doomworld forum members and sucks the small hairless babycunts of your children.
<dn> ooOOOohh I am goOOOoing to bathe in blood of noOOOoob toOOoniiight
<dn> as soOOOoon as Mordeth goes to beeeeeed
- Nae, vex ye not, for even though Doom shall die, the memories shall be everlasting and pure as the fresh spring.
It is true that many a time I have awoken, ripped from the tender arms of Morpheus by a terrible gnawing at the bottom of my scrote, that I too will be part of the Last Guard of Doomdom. And I sayeth to the nightmare, - Nae! For it is better to have lived life, to be old and rank and smell of cabbage. It is better this than to be young and blind to the world and never to have lived at all.
Verily, we shall play in our twilight. We shall sit in our home and smoke our pipes whist we wait for our nurses to change our absorbent pants, and whist we wait we shall sing in our own feculence, we shall Deathmatch in spirit if not with code, and ride our wheelchairs 35% faster by going diagonal.
Speak it, brother! The golden chalice of Doom, once supped, brought forth light when there was much darkness, and enriches the lives of all that play with themselves!
- Good butthurt is to be savoured, like a fine buttwine.
- I rather liked him. His english was probably the most mangled thing thing I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing and it never, ever, showed any signs of improving over the course of twelve fucking years. He was the community equivalent of some crazy-enthusiastic Indian call-center worker. He shall be missed.
- Does not the forest burn to remove dead wood? Does not new life spring forth from the ashes? Rejoice, for the fagot screams as it is consumed in flame, and the lesson is goodly taught.
- Yeah, DW is now a private 'gentlemen's club'. A fair step upwards from the 'zoo of mentally challenged howler monkeys hurling shit at each other' that I had previously assumed I had joined. Seriously. The reason that you are 'chased out' isn't because because you are questioning the status quo. It's because you are an idiot, and even other idiots think you are an idiot.
- Molested as a child, were we? Obviously not hard enough, IMHO.
