President 'obviously botched hair-transplant' Trump seems to forget he's not in bumfuck Iowa giving a campaign speech to a bunch of inbred hayseeds and rouses genuine laughter from the world stage. Afterward, like Pee-Wee Herman falling off his bike, claims 'I meant to do that,' despite saying "Didn’t expect that reaction..." during the actual speech. Proving once again he's living in some alternate reality where he thinks the smell of his own shit can still impress people.
"We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World." Donald J. Trump
This is the kind of comeuppance only fucking Shakespeare could have dreamed of.
Passage of the tax reform bill providing $5.5 billion in cuts and repealing the Obamacare mandate. Increase of the GDP above 3 percent. Creation of 1.7 million new jobs, cutting unemployment to 4.1 percent. Saw the Dow Jones reach record highs. A rebound in economic confidence to a 17-year high. A new executive order to boost apprenticeships. A move to boost computer sciences in Education Department programs. Prioritizing women-owned businesses for some $500 million in SBA loans. Signed an Executive Order demanding that two regulations be killed for every new one creates. He beat that big and cut 16 rules and regulations for every one created, saving $8.1 billion. Signed 15 congressional regulatory cuts. Withdrew from the Obama-era Paris Climate Agreement, ending the threat of environmental regulations. Signed an Executive Order cutting the time for infrastructure permit approvals. Eliminated an Obama rule on streams that Trump felt unfairly targeted the coal industry. Made good on his campaign promise to withdraw from the Trans-Pacific Partnership. Opened up the North American Free Trade Agreement for talks to better the deal for the U.S. Worked to bring companies back to the U.S., and companies like Toyota, Mazda, Broadcom Limited, and Foxconn announced plans to open U.S. plants. Worked to promote the sale of U.S products abroad. Made enforcement of U.S. trade laws, especially those that involve national security, a priority. Ended Obama’s deal with Cuba. The Department of Interior, which has led the way in cutting regulations, opened plans to lease 77 million acres in the Gulf of Mexico for oil and gas drilling. Trump traveled the world to promote the sale and use of U.S. energy. Expanded energy infrastructure projects like the Keystone XL Pipeline snubbed by Obama. Ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to kill Obama’s Clean Power Plan. EPA is reconsidering Obama rules on methane emissions. Laid out new principles for reforming immigration and announced plan to end "chain migration," which lets one legal immigrant to bring in dozens of family members. Made progress to build the border wall with Mexico. Ended the Obama-era “catch and release” of illegal immigrants. Boosted the arrests of illegals inside the U.S. Doubled the number of counties participating with Immigration and Customs Enforcement charged with deporting illegals. Removed 36 percent more criminal gang members than in fiscal 2016. Started the end of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrival program. Ditto for other amnesty programs like Deferred Action for Parents of Americans. Cracking down on some 300 sanctuary cities that defy ICE but still get federal dollars. Added some 100 new immigration judges. Justice announced grants of $98 million to fund 802 new cops. Justice worked with Central American nations to arrest and charge 4,000 MS-13 members. Homeland rounded up nearly 800 MS-13 members, an 83 percent one-year increase. Signed three executive orders aimed at cracking down on international criminal organizations. Attorney General Jeff Sessions created new National Public Safety Partnership, a cooperative initiative with cities to reduce violent crimes. Trump has nominated 73 federal judges and won his nomination of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court. Ordered ethical standards including a lobbying ban. Called for a comprehensive plan to reorganize the executive branch. Ordered an overhaul to modernize the digital government. Called for a full audit of the Pentagon and its spending. First, the president declared a Nationwide Public Health Emergency on opioids. His Council of Economic Advisors played a role in determining that overdoses are underreported by as much as 24 percent. The Department of Health and Human Services laid out a new five-point strategy to fight the crisis. Justice announced it was scheduling fentanyl substances as a drug class under the Controlled Substances Act. Justice started a fraud crackdown, arresting more than 400. The administration added $500 million to fight the crisis. On National Drug Take Back Day, the Drug Enforcement Agency collected 456 tons. In his first week, Trump reinstated and expanded the Mexico City Policy that blocks some $9 billion in foreign aid being used for abortions. Worked with Congress on a bill overturning an Obama regulation that blocked states from defunding abortion providers. Published guidance to block Obamacare money from supporting abortion. Signed the Veterans Accountability and Whistleblower Protection Act to allow senior officials in the Department of Veterans Affairs to fire failing employees and establish safeguards to protect whistleblowers. Signed the Veterans Appeals Improvement and Modernization Act. Signed the Harry W. Colmery Veterans Educational Assistance Act, to provide support. Signed the VA Choice and Quality Employment Act of 2017 to authorize $2.1 billion in additional funds for the Veterans Choice Program. Created a VA hotline. Had the VA launch an online “Access and Quality Tool,” providing veterans with a way to access wait time and quality of care data. With VA Secretary Dr. David Shulkin, announced three initiatives to expand access to healthcare for veterans using telehealth technology. Directed the rebuilding of the military and ordered a new national strategy and nuclear posture review. Worked to increase defense spending. Empowered military leaders to “seize the initiative and win,” reducing the need for a White House sign off on every mission. Directed the revival of the National Space Council to develop space war strategies. Elevated U.S. Cyber Command into a major warfighting command. Withdrew from the U.N. Global Compact on Migration, which Trump saw as a threat to borders. Imposed a travel ban on nations that lack border and anti-terrorism security. Saw ISIS lose virtually all of its territory. Pushed for strong action against global outlaw North Korea and its development of nuclear weapons. Announced a new Afghanistan strategy that strengthens support for U.S. forces at war with terrorism. NATO increased support for the war in Afghanistan. Approved a new Iran strategy plan focused on neutralizing the country’s influence in the region. Ordered missile strikes against a Syrian airbase used in a chemical weapons attack. Prevented subsequent chemical attacks by announcing a plan to detect them better and warned of future strikes if they were used. Ordered new sanctions on the dictatorship in Venezuela. Trump won the release of Americans held abroad, often using his personal relationships with world leaders. Made good on a campaign promise to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Conducted a historic 12-day trip through Asia, winning new cooperative deals. On the trip, he attended three regional summits to promote American interests. He traveled to the Middle East and Europe to build new relationships with leaders. Traveled to Poland and on to Germany for the G-20 meeting where he pushed again for funding of women entrepreneurs.
Also, the U.N. is a fucking joke, and has been for a long time.
Last Edit: Sept 25, 2018 21:46:24 GMT -5 by Bob Page
Well fuck me, he should have just put this well-researched and fully cited and totally not copy'n pasted work of art on a projector behind him and walked away, would have changed the entire course of humankind. I'd roll my eyes harder but then I wouldn't be able to laugh at this thread.
The fact that there’s a list in itself. What is this, someone’s love letter to the Donald? Kudos to a dude doing the job he was actually employed to do I guess, but there’s nothing out of the ordinary here. BTW he ain’t never giving you a job, get off of his nutsack ya suck.
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2018 2:27:19 GMT -5 by glenzinho
Oh that'd be a fucking laugh riot. Can't wait to spend my afternoon doing that. We can 'debate' your love letter until the end of time, and neither of our positions would change. It seems Trump's world tour to spread the good-will and seeds of the new golden age of America hasn't really panned out, because a room full of world leaders, ambassadors, and people with far more relevant information than any kiss-ass Trump forum could possibly muster still laughed in his face. That's what happened, that's the image the world sees. Not superficial bullshit like "Made progress to build the border wall with Mexico." Or this gem: "Worked to increase defense spending." Defense spending?? Wow you don't say! Such progress. So much winning.
Edit: Lol glen beat me to the love letter bit. What can I say, great minds and whatnot.
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2018 2:37:11 GMT -5 by Justince
Heh what can I say, nobody who admires the Donald will find a friend in this world. This would make us regular sane people, of course we should think like this. But let’s not spoil Bawb’s entertainment yo, he loves the dancing clowns obviously and the distractions it brings. Also, “worked” to increase defence spending? Isn’t that just signing a piece of paper? I’d love that kind of work. The real work of course would be a reduction in said spending, but let’s not upset the children here, they’re touchy as fuck.
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2018 2:46:32 GMT -5 by glenzinho
Alright, so you want the battle of the lists? Like that will change anyone's mind. If anything maybe you'll go outside, reevaluate your life and what kind of trash you spend time defending. These particular failures are based on Trumps own 'Voter Contract' he published in October before his election.
Offer incentives to provide childcare on-site for employers: FAILED Make matching contributions to dependent care accounts for lower income households: FAILED Make two-four year college tuitions more affordable: FAILED Allow deductions for child and elderly care from taxes: FAILED Begin ethic reforms to reduce control and influence of special interests: FAILED Repeal and Replace Obamacare: FAILED Obamacare replaced with specialized heath saving accounts: FAILED Leave management of Medicaid funds to the state level: FAILED Pass tax simplification/reduction bill for the middle-class (only giant corporations benefit from his tax programs, shockingly): FAILED Find any legitimate funding for the stupid wall: FAILED Somehow make Mexico reimburse the US for OUR stupid, still non-existent wall: FAILED Enforce the Secretary of the treasury to label China a currency manipulator: FAILED Enforce a five year ban on congressional officials from becoming lobbyists: FAILED Leverage private and public investments through tax incentives to build infrastructure programs over a 10 year period, worth around 1 trillion dollars: FAILED Initiate laws to protect aging vital infrastructure from cyberattacks: FAILED End the abomination that is Common Core in education (I'd personally like to see this one): FAILED Impose term limits on all members of congress: FAILED Cancel Federal funding to sanctuary cities: FAILED Impose total ban on foreign lobbyists funding US elections: FAILED Grow economy up to 4% per year: FAILED (The gross domestic product only grew by about 2.2% in 2017, far below the touted numbers from magatards.)
Here's the thing jack: Trump could start walking on water and curing lepers by touching them with his deformed, mushroom shaped cock and I'd still think he was a piece of shit human being. You get it yet? There's nothing stopping you from blowing up the forum with threads proclaiming your undying allegiance to the man or how many helpings of fresh shit you're willing to swallow, in fact, I'd welcome it. But until he's back to hocking cheap vodka and Grade F circus animal meat I'll be here denigrating his stupid ass.
Post by glenzinho on Sept 26, 2018 18:32:11 GMT -5
I like lists, allow me:
Trump is a cunt Bob Page is a cunt Vordakk is a cunt Vordakk is a Bob Page So, double the cunt for the price of one cunt If you're no good at maths, that's good value cunts Should have put that in the first list here, it's saving America $$$ glenzinho is a cunt but a good cunt Bawb's list is cunty Justince's list is less cunty Politics suck People who post such lists about politics are taking away from their precious wanking time Trump is a cunt A useless cunt, which is quite an achievement to be both a cunt and useless at the same time Cunt Make fun, not politics Make Doom, not politics Make Doom and make it fun and not politics Make Doom and not Chex Quest Cuntox is gravy mixed with cunt Cunt
I feel the above list has been a valuable contribution and worthy of the thread it has been posted in.
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2018 21:29:20 GMT -5 by glenzinho