Holy shit...Valve is making a new game!!

Hah, made you look. It's not a real game, who are you kidding? It's a stupid fucking card game! We're supposed to drop our shit and go running for the nearest Steam account for this fucking crap?

Card games are bottom tier, low effort trash ripe for micro-transactions and pay-to-win bullshit. They require nearly no original resources to make, and probably borrows 99% of it's assets from shit they've already done. In this particular case, the massive troll factory known as DOTA 2. Yet some people are actually excited for this, staring at a virtual table while stupid little characters hop around on a deck of cards? Fuck off Gabe. You can't deliver a real experience anymore, that's fine. You can admit it and still bury your mantits in money regardless, please don't insult my intelligence with this useless shit....'New game' my ass. Fuck you.