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Post by 40oz on Feb 26, 2018 8:42:20 GMT -5
ATTENTION DOOMER BOARDS MEMBERS As you may know, Doomer Boards has been under great strife in recent weeks. Our humble home, once tranquil and serene has been infiltrated. Without recourse, a certain someone has spent every waking moment of their stay here making the lives of our proud people miserable in every definition of the word. The air we breath, pungent with their stench. The information we read, contaminated with their bias. No longer shall we remain complacent in the face of ruin, and so I'm putting my faith in you, good people of Doomer Boards, to assist me and bringing this particular indivijul to justice, behind bars, and cast away from the doom community henceforth, so that we may continue to live our lives in harmony without this renegade. I bring forward the following charges:1. Everything - The act of commiting every known heinous, insidious, and reprehensible activity under the sun, including (but not limited to) anything, some things, most things, and "not nothing."2. Conspiracy to commit Everything - The act of acting as an accomplice to someone commiting everything, whether it be assisting, facilitating, or being present and passive in the opportunity to take preventative measure to disallow everything to happen. 3. Fucker has not once flown to the airport near my house to smoke hookah and listen to doom metal with me. Not. Once.Should the defendant be found "not guilty," of the above charges, the defense will remain active in the community, and be doomed to spend the next 100,000 millenia in distrust and private ridicule by the DB Elites and company. However, should the defendant be found "guilty," the defense will be sanctioned under the holy state of Doomer Boards to suffer the minimum sentence of public execution in our very own TFC Theater. I trust that the great forefather of our Doomer Boards nation, Kontra Kommando would have wanted things this way. Without further adieu, Doomkid, how do you plead? (zzz)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2018 12:19:29 GMT -5
Public executions are barbaric and unelegant...
I call for public castrations, much more classy.
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BattleKorbi
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Post by BattleKorbi on Feb 26, 2018 12:44:05 GMT -5
What in the name of general disregardment is currently in a state of motion?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2018 15:35:11 GMT -5
What did the kid do?
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40oz
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Post by 40oz on Feb 26, 2018 16:27:35 GMT -5
1. Everything2. Conspiracy to commit Everything
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2018 16:33:00 GMT -5
I see... I saw the thread title and thought you were finally going to do something substantial about sarais, how disappointment.
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dn
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Feb 26, 2018 18:35:50 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2018 23:07:52 GMT -5
everything is a bit steep, isn't it? It implies that some of the stuff I have done or am planning to do is good in some way, that's how you know it's bogus.
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TOS
You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Post by TOS on Feb 26, 2018 23:26:34 GMT -5
I would like to add a charge.
Fucker has not once flown to the airport near my house to smoke hookah and listen to doom metal with me.
Not. Once.
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40oz
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Post by 40oz on Feb 27, 2018 7:59:56 GMT -5
I see... I saw the thread title and thought you were finally going to do something substantial about sarais, how disappointment. Who's that?
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40oz
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Post by 40oz on Feb 27, 2018 9:35:43 GMT -5
I would like to add a charge. Fucker has not once flown to the airport near my house to smoke hookah and listen to doom metal with me. Not. Once. Added. This is punishable by death. everything is a bit steep, isn't it? It implies that some of the stuff I have done or am planning to do is good in some way, that's how you know it's bogus. SILENCE. You dare question the holy order of Doomer Boards? Bow down and show mercy lest you perish in ashes under the burning sun, for every Doomer must answer to the will of your supreme leader. Fear not, fellow doomers, for this is the path of the righteous, and the righteous shall prevail. Thy will be done.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2018 15:24:25 GMT -5
Have you been sucking down one too many 40s, 40?
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dn
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Post by dn on Feb 27, 2018 15:34:43 GMT -5
No, he has seen the light.
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sarais
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Post by sarais on Feb 28, 2018 17:21:09 GMT -5
dude what
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2018 22:24:46 GMT -5
*cough* *cough* XeepEep *cough* *cough*
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dn
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Mar 1, 2018 1:51:47 GMT -5
Actually yeah this should have been a poll. I fucking weep for the missed oppertunity here.
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Post by Olroda on Mar 1, 2018 4:26:27 GMT -5
Why not resolve this using the Aussie judicial system?
Two men enters. One man leaves! THUNDERDOME! DEATHMATCH!
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sarais
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Post by sarais on Mar 1, 2018 4:57:35 GMT -5
Just have a deathmatch duel like the ancients used to.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 5:37:27 GMT -5
I’d put $20 on the Kid, I’ve seen ‘em both in action.
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40oz
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Post by 40oz on Mar 1, 2018 8:24:14 GMT -5
I can't really keep up this charade. Doomkid is just too damn likable! sarais, this thread is about you. You're kind of a doucher. Its normal that people only prefer that you only talk about shit that you know. People don't like it when you're being dishonest. The lengths you've gone to push false narratives are criminally destructive and painful to the people you misrepresent and exhausting to read for those you don't. On this forum, we care enough about each other to respect each other's time and to trust each other with useful and interesting information. We work with each other to help each other understand facts and perspectives on certain issues and confide with each other our personal demons. Part of being a responsible Doomer is to be willing to give your attention to people as much as you demand it from others. None of us can control the thoughts and actions of others. We can only control ourselves. None of us are obligated to give you useful information. We do it as a charity because we respect our fellow Doomers. The stress you're going through is a result of how little care you've shown for other people. When they can tell they're not being listened to, they reciprocate this lack of care to you and it's not fun. We've all experienced this in varying degrees in our own lives. It really does pay to be a nice, thoughtful, and caring person towards other people, even when you don't think they really deserve it. You can turn this around, buddy. If I were in your shoes, I'd start with saying I'm sorry for what I said about Jimmy, Terminus, and anyone else. Tell people you don't want all this negative attention anymore, and that you're willing to do whatever it is you need to do to earn back the respect, trust, and good will of your fellow Doomers. Dial back your expectations of other people. Just listen and honor what they have to say. Trust me, I've had to do things like this myself in my personal life. People respect that kind of humility, and it will stop your life from going off the rails and crashing into a raw sewage dump. If you care enough about the quality of your life, I really think you should do this. I don't want to continue trying to help someone who isn't willing to help himself. I truly do believe that if I can persuade you to consider other people's thoughts and feelings, you'd make for better conversations, make better doom maps, and ultimately make the world a better place. I really do feel that way. But I've made some pretty serious personal sacrifices to do it. I'm losing the respect of my Doomer friends, I've forfeited my 10 year old doomworld account, and I'm conflicted with this personal moral dillemma of whether I should do what's best for me, or do what I think is best for the world. You really do owe me a fat one at this point. So what do you say? Can you be cool and change the world for the better, or do I have to cut my losses, throw you out, and realize I'm a retard for trying to be a good person?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 10:38:35 GMT -5
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Justince
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Post by Justince on Mar 1, 2018 11:03:44 GMT -5
I don't see any reason to ban anyone...yet. He's let out some grievances, not a lot of it made any sense, bit it doesn't seem to be spilling into other threads. The kind of shit I absolutely do not want to see is the uncompromisingly childish 'Soon the destruction of my enemies at my hand will be complete, then they will all suffer' bullshit or somehow taking any kind of credit for anything negative that happens to random people, the hallmark of the powerless internet teenager.
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sarais
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Post by sarais on Mar 2, 2018 5:06:44 GMT -5
typical bait thread
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dn
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Post by dn on Mar 2, 2018 8:08:56 GMT -5
The problem with 40 is that he thinks everyone is a sane, rational human being who will react appropriately to mild cajoling, logic and intelligent debate / mild rebuke.
Alas, then, when it becomes clear that the only solution to the problem is to embark upon the moderator equivalent of a school shooting.
Oh whatever shall we do?
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40oz
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Post by 40oz on Mar 2, 2018 10:39:37 GMT -5
The honor is yours.
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