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Post by deathevokation on Apr 13, 2024 13:52:56 GMT -5
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Post by SkullFucker on Apr 13, 2024 14:26:57 GMT -5
I've been re-watching Vagrant Holiday's videos lately.
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Post by pik.. achoo on Apr 14, 2024 9:26:22 GMT -5
>'happy hour' before or after shifts? Masking one's shitfacedness is a mastery that only comes with years 'n years of practice - there ain't no shortcuts! Pray, fortify your resolution, have tons & tons of patience and one day you'll get there. Here's some further encouragement (spoiler alert: no pr0n). Granting that 'twas no mere shitposting and you truly mean it; committing into boozin' boils down to principles. If you value career/job security (or a stable marriage) more than distilled spirits: hold-on to your honeypot (ergo, only after duty). However, if you still have balls; they're made of steel and you don't mind living the life of a gypsy (nor payin' alimony) when caught abusing yourself (and those in your surroundings) then go full-time liquorin' (before, between and after work). Take how russians (specially the oldschoolers) maintained a (mostly) healthy life while having vodka for breakfast. The trick is to sweat-it-out. It's easy to some, hard for others. I do have an upper-hand on this. Perks of living detached from all the city action. I use no wheels as means of transportation so everything's a cardio (even something as simple as goin' for a pack of winstons in the nearest gas station).
Still. Being a cute yellow rodent doesn't help much if you're a stinker, right? Which brings us to odours. I'm not fuckin' vegan so I don't perspirate broccoli. We know that meat, tobacco + alcohol leaves a trail of very particular smells in the body. To counter these whilst dealing w/ hidrosis I always carry an extra pack of clothing alongside few cosmetics (I could recommend my fav cologne brands here but I believe that everyone needs to find a scent that matches its own aura).
What else? Oh! To help covering-up your breath, coffee is your best bet - but don't take too much! Worse than any hangover is a nasty acid reflux. Make sure to spray some perfume close to your chin as well, that also helps.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Apr 15, 2024 10:53:21 GMT -5
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WELL-ENDOWED AFRICAN
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
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Post by WELL-ENDOWED AFRICAN on Apr 15, 2024 14:16:00 GMT -5
My username's better.
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 15, 2024 20:07:13 GMT -5
Your usernames combine to make something super gay..
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 16, 2024 14:31:34 GMT -5
"Warhammer is for everyone now FUCK OFF and leave us in peace" hope these people die.. the Warhammer dads have been collecting this shit and painting it for decades, the need to "see yourself" in a fantasy universe that even the core fanbase can't see themselves surviving in is fucking narcissistic beyond belief.
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Post by CittyKat112 on Apr 16, 2024 14:52:09 GMT -5
I had a muscle cramp in both of my legs 4 days ago.
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Post by TheFantasticFungiFan on Apr 16, 2024 17:32:11 GMT -5
I had a muscle cramp in both of my legs 4 days ago. grim and dark
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 16, 2024 21:20:28 GMT -5
Sexism is ok if you're a leftoid
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Apr 17, 2024 10:24:24 GMT -5
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 17, 2024 12:05:13 GMT -5
get those pants ON!!! GET THEM ON!!!
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Post by dn on Apr 17, 2024 12:42:23 GMT -5
"Oh, there have always been female custodes, bigot." These disingenuous motherfuckers. Pretty sure I just spent twenty fucking years and 70 + fucking books reading about this heresy shit, I think I might have noticed. Also pretty sure I've been playing since 2nd fucking edition, and this somehow slipped under my radar? Liars. I don't even care about the custodes: what I care about is some fucking blue-haired retard under the employ of GW just lied to my face and expects me to swallow it. And I fucking hate liars.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Apr 17, 2024 21:42:59 GMT -5
Just set up my propane grill! Now I just wanna grill for godsakes. Seriously though, it is fun, I'm thinking of all the stuff I could grill.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Apr 17, 2024 21:50:45 GMT -5
I just want to hit the high concentrate THC pen while burning wood the fire pit in my backyard, and barbecue some hamburgers and ribs. Now that's what I call paradise!
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Post by taintedslav on Apr 18, 2024 3:06:27 GMT -5
Recent WH drama is quite entertaining. So we have trannystodes now. Trannystartes when, GW? When will you spit in the faces of your loyal fans again?
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 18, 2024 20:21:25 GMT -5
dn guess they were forced in by Amazon so that they can be inside some throwaway show.. and yeah the whole "They've always been there..." then going "Maybe they haven't but it's a good thing regardless" is so fucking condescending..
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 20, 2024 3:18:14 GMT -5
People really need to stop immolating themselves, what the hell.. killing yourself over shitty politics is giving it too much credit.
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You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Post by Gokuma on Apr 20, 2024 9:41:15 GMT -5
Hey, I heard we're supposed to be celebrating some special day today here.
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You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Post by Gokuma on Apr 20, 2024 9:54:55 GMT -5
Wrestling used to be hilarious Quoted for hilarity. And I'll add: Just classic:
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Post by nnnvork on Apr 20, 2024 10:18:43 GMT -5
I dunno much about Warhammer, except that I have an affinity with the Chaos gods. A little too much.
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Post by deathevokation on Apr 20, 2024 23:21:23 GMT -5
I dunno much about Warhammer, except that I have an affinity with the Chaos gods. A little too much. Went from "no matter how many times the emperor tried it was impossible for women to survive having their flesh and soul molded into that of a space marine" to "there have always been female marines, fuck off bigots, you won't be missed", 30+ years of very intricate universe building an lore that nerds are really passionate about... it all happens while Amazon is working on some fucking series that I definitely won't watch now because it's gonna be social engineering with a bit of marine shoot things fanservice. Now there's a ton of articles saying that "GW failed to stamp out their toxic fanbase" lmao.. those exact words. These "people" always saw the fandom as something they wanted to destroy, tbh. Just watch this fanmade film and you're good. Hey, I heard we're supposed to be celebrating some special day today here. > publicly singling Esselfortium out. > crying foul when Essel disparages this place. Choosing both options is just greedy tbh..
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Gokuma
You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Post by Gokuma on Apr 21, 2024 8:49:03 GMT -5
Hey, I heard we're supposed to be celebrating some special day today here. > publicly singling Esselfortium out. > crying foul when Essel disparages this place. Choosing both options is just greedy tbh.. Esselfartium literally committed slander and defamation here among total lies: Kontra Kommando did no such thing, founded these boards in 2016 or 2017 and later stepped away as admin. Kontra was not banned from Doomworld until mid 2022 during DBP48 stuff. And while Doomworld mods have banned who knows how many people including all kinds of source port, software, and project devs for the pettiest and false reasons, they currently harbor the total pedophile OniriA, who is currently an active poster. web.archive.org/web/20240319210500/https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/143052-take-my-sole-into-carnal-flames-a-valentine-project-out-now-%F0%9F%92%9C/web.archive.org/web/20240320045949/https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/143052-take-my-sole-into-carnal-flames/?page=2www.doomworld.com/profile/20091-oniria/?tab=activity(Doomworld's forum software is currently glitched and doesn't show posts after 2023 in user activity) While Essel may not have participated in that particular disgusting OniriA topic, I thought this epic post deserved a little encore (which I actually thought of most of the text soon after and never got around to until yesterday). doomer.boards.net/post/56717/thread I've also seen mentioned somewhere that BTSX is probably also short for buttsex. I actually haven't unleashed all I had in mind on Doomworld. I actually quickly improvised what I did unload and not what I had in mind. They are simply not a priority to me. Always good to keep something up my sleeves anyway so they dread provoking me. This OniriA shit covering up for the child-obsessed sicko is really inexcusable. ================================================================ On the subject of Warhammer, I know just about jackshit. Never played the tabletop game or video games. But this total 1984 style propaganda saying this is the way it is and always has been is freaking funny, just to pander while supporting the bastardized changed up lore of a TV series that's not even out yet. So I just whipped up this little meme. Please share with whatever communities however you like. Check out the detail of the blue poop hairdo thrown in for good measure. Knowing jackshit about the franchise or whatever, I got this pretty accurate, haven't I?
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Post by shibainumaster on Apr 21, 2024 9:08:32 GMT -5
Esselfartium literally committed slander and defamation here among total lies: I keep forgetting about these faggots, and you keep reminding me...
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Post by thelokk on Apr 21, 2024 9:31:57 GMT -5
I dunno much about Warhammer, except that I have an affinity with the Chaos gods. A little too much. A tryhard, pedantic grimdark, 3edgy5u space opera that exists solely to sell overpriced plastic to basement dwellers, or paps with wife and kids who like to relive their "days of freedom" in which mum made their bed for them. Somehow they pulled out of it unreadable slop (you want good space opera? read Darkover instead), countless 'lemme eshplain' YT channels, and some equally lame sort of metal undercurrent ear-rape. A classmate of mine in HS was obsessed with Warhammer, and I could wager he didn't wash his hair once between 1996 and 2002. About time the whole franchise (and GW in general) died their ugly death. Sure, death by political correctness is always a sad way to go, but I'll take what I can.
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