BattleKorbi
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Apr 7, 2018 5:24:44 GMT -5
Post by BattleKorbi on Apr 7, 2018 5:24:44 GMT -5
Just the other night, I think I watched or read something... disturbing? I dunno actually, but either way, I did have a really bizarre and a really scary dream (from my perspective). I dream a lot, almost every night, and I dream colorfully, and a dream hasn't scared me so much in so long. Lemme remember what it was... (I don't have a diary anymore so I cannot translate it out for yazz.)
I think I had other weird shit happening, but even now I can totally remember the scene. Picture... a old-school monochromatic filter, as seen on the first ever movies. Now, setting... my other grandma's house. At least extremely similar though, because the way the table was twisted around and little stuff like that. Either way, yeah, there was a butchered up guy lying on top of the table, and next to him was some sort of a amalgation which looked... humanly, but had a weird head, like, combine a fly, a puppy, and a horse. No combination out of these would bring the good looks out, don't worry. Either way, the spooky dude just stood there, staring at the camera, the dead guy was still dead, and someone or something played the piano, and whatever melody it was, it had low BPM thats for sure.
DONK. DONK. DIIINK. DOOONK. DIIINK. DINKDONKDINKDONK. DUUUUUUN.
I realized I couldn't really move, so I started resisting. I felt darkness going into me, pure evil surrounding me, but I pulled out of there using my heroics, ya know, screaming "FUCK OFF SATAN FUCK OFF SATAN". I started clenching my fingers, and I somehow pulled myself up and almost screamed off into the darkness of my own apartment. Doesn't help that my eyes are usually sealed shut because they don't lubricate at night, so I had to wander through yet another layer of darkness until I got to the bathroom and washed my face open. Didn't help that the melody repeated in my head until I went back to bed and opened up youtube on my phone, just to chillax a bit. I guess that was another form of sleep paralysis, except I cannot really open my eyes and see things, or whatever you guys do. I did feel the evil fog, no worries. Anyways, what, next night I made sure to listen to a bit of synthwave whilst preparing myself for bed, and the case didn't happen again.
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Apr 7, 2018 8:32:32 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2018 8:32:32 GMT -5
Activate God mode and noclip then punch Satan in the face!
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Apr 8, 2018 2:27:56 GMT -5
Post by GRUG on Apr 8, 2018 2:27:56 GMT -5
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
@glenzinho
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Apr 8, 2018 3:13:48 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2018 3:13:48 GMT -5
? I’m sorry I’m old and don’t understand modern retard, try English.
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Apr 12, 2018 9:21:04 GMT -5
Post by xeepeep on Apr 12, 2018 9:21:04 GMT -5
I passed my CPE English exam! (I took it a month ago but the results just arrived.)
I still don't understand darknation's original poem about lice, though. And my vocabulary depth is still in the double digits.
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Apr 13, 2018 2:35:24 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 13, 2018 2:35:24 GMT -5
Awesome, congrats dude.
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Apr 16, 2018 13:00:19 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2018 13:00:19 GMT -5
Dammit guys I just keep goofing today. Been somewhat agitated all day today and I guess yesterday. Hopefully cleaning my room will fix that though since I cleaned up my desk last night and now the rest of my room needs to be cleaned today. Better to be mad than sad (for me anyway) assuming I cannot reap positive awards from this attitude today somehow.
I would like one ham and cheese croissant please.
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Apr 21, 2018 14:21:19 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 21, 2018 14:21:19 GMT -5
These last few days have been... interesting... some guy has a new app that he's using to order takeaways for us, he keeps comparing prices, hunting "deals" and we keep getting what we pay for then he's the one that complains the loudest about the outcome. Oh gee after the last two times you still didn't see this one coming? Ordering macon at respectable restaurants is sketchy.. but nah lets see what happens when we order it from a fast food resturant that specializes in takeaways, rofl.
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Apr 23, 2018 13:30:54 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 13:30:54 GMT -5
Well I took down that portal to the spirit realm I made and put it in my closet and now I can sleep well without interruptions! Wowie zowieeeeee
Might put it up again if I want something supernaturally interesting to happen once and a while again, because things were pretty active the past 2 weeks before I took it down
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Apr 23, 2018 14:57:35 GMT -5
Post by agent6 on Apr 23, 2018 14:57:35 GMT -5
There was a sale at a record store I usually buy albums from the last weekend and I ordered a copy of God Dethroned's Ravenous album.
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Apr 24, 2018 8:30:29 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 24, 2018 8:30:29 GMT -5
So one of our soccer stadiums got burned to the ground because the "wrong team" lost, haha.
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Apr 24, 2018 8:40:03 GMT -5
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Post by agent6 on Apr 24, 2018 8:40:03 GMT -5
So one of our soccer stadiums got burned to the ground because the "wrong team" lost, haha. "Only death remains". On a serious note, wtf? I'll never understand why people are so crazy about football... Violence during or after the matches seem to be very common incidents everywhere, but to burn a stadium to the ground? Don't even know what to say about these "people"... |
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Apr 24, 2018 19:39:53 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 24, 2018 19:39:53 GMT -5
So one of our soccer stadiums got burned to the ground because the "wrong team" lost, haha. "Only death remains". On a serious note, wtf? I'll never understand why people are so crazy about football... Violence during or after the matches seem to be very common incidents everywhere, but to burn a stadium to the ground? Don't even know what to say about these "people"... psh, oh it's that guy.. haha, I have a hard time following teams in general.. although I'm always happy when "our" team beats Australia, in perspective we're really just cheering on a bunch of guys who don't know or care for us individually and who are mostly playing to forge their own legacy.. kind of a cynical way to put it I guess, but it's a feeling I can't escape.  |
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You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Apr 24, 2018 21:28:18 GMT -5
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Post by TOS on Apr 24, 2018 21:28:18 GMT -5
Peanut butter, jelly, and bananas on toast is the shit.
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TOS
You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Apr 25, 2018 16:24:27 GMT -5
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Post by TOS on Apr 25, 2018 16:24:27 GMT -5
I added ten pounds to my bench press today!
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TOS
You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Apr 27, 2018 2:52:19 GMT -5
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Post by TOS on Apr 27, 2018 2:52:19 GMT -5
I'm dyin' in a vat in the garaaaaaaage!
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the motherfucking darknation
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Apr 27, 2018 7:56:21 GMT -5
Post by dn on Apr 27, 2018 7:56:21 GMT -5
Thir's some proper shiteholes thit I've run across,
Ain maist o' the worst is in Perth and Kinross.
Tak Wolfhill, now, an mack nae mistake:
Thir's nae fuckin wolves; it's ais flat as a pancake.
Ain Spittlefield - aye that's aptly named;
A clod o' dirt ain gob - well played.
Come friendly bombs ain faw on Blair;
It isnae fit fir people there.
Ain Stanley! Stanley! Ae vison ay hell!
Ain who the fuck names a toon aifter themsel?
But thir's one fuckin place which jist cannae be beat,
In terms of pure shiteyness: haird tae defeat.
It's grey an' dour like Schindler's List.
Aww black dispair an white dugs' shit.
A sewage works ain' Chicken Auschwitz!
Welcome, cunts, tae Coupar Angus!
The roadsign says yer the Jewel o' Strathmore,
Win the sad truth is thit yis need tae bath more.
Yir rankit, mankit ain heid-tae-toe barkit;
Doon at the skids if yir skids ir skid-markit,
Ain once a year: ae fairmer's market!
That coincides wi silege; hark at -
Fairmer spaying dung aw week,
He missed the field, ain hit the highstreet.
At Coupar School it jist gets shitter:
Behold! Five hundred windae lickers!
Fingers ain toes aw webbed an' aw spastic,
The children o' Coupar gone semi-aquatic.
Malicious, malignant, ain aw unrepentant,
Aw Lambert an' Butler an' cider an' Tennants,
Yer twelve years auld an' fuckin pregnant!
Jist wait till yir brither gets hame!
Ainther thing, questioning, answer me, tell,
Cuz I'm slightly confused: THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Decomposing, constant rot,
This whole town reeks like a homeless man's crotch,
Like liquid bowels run out of control,
A collapsed outhouse; an obvious shithole.
The chicken factory? Dinnae blame that!
Chicken shouldnae smell like that!
It's chicken! Chicken! Fucking easy!
It shouldnae stink like human feces!
Those wi eyes tae see will see,
That Coupar is shite ain it isnae jus' me.
The cooncil thinks the same, alas:
That's why they built the toon bypass.
Cos Scotland's ecconomy maistly Scotch mist.
Oor moontians are bonny; oor water's the purist.
So hide this shit fae the fuckin' tourists!
An' hope thae wankers willnae notice.
So Coupar is shite but I will gie it this:
At least it isnae -
Fuckin' Alyth.
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TOS
You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
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Apr 27, 2018 7:59:33 GMT -5
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Post by TOS on Apr 27, 2018 7:59:33 GMT -5
Well, I had to learn an incredibly painful lesson today, guys.
So that chick I've been hanging with so often that I have so much in common with, have a great time every time we're together, always talking, and fooling around...yeah, I'm ending it. I am emotionally drained at this point, tortured by the knowledge that this chick who I have come to be crazy about simply wants all the benefits of a relationship with none of the responsibility. Sure, I can be there to fulfill her (well, our) lustful desires, cook meals, drive around and have fun...but no label. Sorry, if I'm investing this much time and effort, I need more than a piece of tail. I want something real.
The most painful part of this lesson is that it is all my fault. She said to me after I said I wanted to date her that "right now isn't a good time." Well, right then I should have decided that right now isn't a good time to invest then, either. Instead, I convinced myself that with enough time, effort, friendliness, food, and orgasms that eventually she would see how beneficial a relationship with me would be. I thought that I would be able to change this circumstance with friendliness and stuff. I was wrong and have only myself to blame for this temporary ache I'm feeling.
I'll still be her friend...but that's all. She wants to be treated like a girlfriend, then she should get a boyfriend. Nothing against her as a person, this is a "me thinking I could change her mind and feeling hurt when it didn't pan out" problem, not a problem with her as a person.
I say no more. Hopefully I learn from this, and maybe some of you who may be dealing with something similar.
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Apr 27, 2018 8:01:23 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 27, 2018 8:01:23 GMT -5
There's always that guy who on Monday overhears his friends talking about the awesome party they had during the weekend.. they insist that they forgot to invite him because it was a "last minute off the cuff kind of thing"... they didn't forget.  |
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Apr 27, 2018 17:32:24 GMT -5
Post by xeepeep on Apr 27, 2018 17:32:24 GMT -5
dn I suncerelee howpe that un'vers'ddy will teesh you to wrayte ledgiblee, oundersteyding this is a seer'yas ef'rt Uh I did my best to mimic you, don't judge
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the motherfucking darknation
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Apr 27, 2018 17:52:24 GMT -5
Post by dn on Apr 27, 2018 17:52:24 GMT -5
dn I suncerelee howpe that un'vers'ddy will teesh you to wrayte ledgiblee, oundersteyding this is a seer'yas ef'rt Sook ma baws. |
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Apr 28, 2018 9:28:05 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 28, 2018 9:28:05 GMT -5
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Apr 28, 2018 22:12:43 GMT -5
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Apr 30, 2018 13:23:13 GMT -5
Post by deathevokation on Apr 30, 2018 13:23:13 GMT -5
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Apr 30, 2018 13:31:10 GMT -5
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