BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 15, 2022 10:19:50 GMT -5
Rant/blog/masturbation I swear, life would be so much better if I could just not sleep until I wanted to and actually had time to do that. Like taking a loan out or some shit. Instead my body just decides to collapse exactly as the clock hits 25-ish hours since waking up. I had an exam today at 9 AM, then I had reserved a meal in the canteen, and a plasma donation appointment at 2 PM. Then I planned to get a new pair of headphones with the acquired currency. I broke mine around a month ago and I've been living with my wireless ones ever since. I hate wireless headphones. Sounds like a plan huh? Like every true gentleman I did not sleep prior to the exam, because my cognitive performance has an exponential relationship with the amount of time pressure I'm under. Due to the plasma appointment, I couldn't replace my bloodstream with CrazyWolf (Czech energy drink that costs 0,25€/can and probably 0,25 IQ points/can too), so I had to soldier on. I got close to falling asleep a few times but luckily I managed to take a shower. The exam went great and my professor even offered me coffee, which I couldn't refuse. Pretty good coffee, I think it was from a French press. The exam was Hydrobiology, if you wanna know. Thankfully one of the questions involved olms which are my professor's favourite animal so knowing stuff about that animal helped me a lot. I also had a nice chat with my professor. I used to think he was kind of a creep but he actually seems alright. Guy had no idea Montenegro and Bosnia were independent countries though. Fucking Czech people, man. Uh, anyway. So later I go to the supermarket to buy some apple juice, then I rent a bike to go home. The apple juice was good. The seat of the bike is a bit too high but I can manage, renting bikes is so cool. I get home, it's 11 AM, I'll lie down and relax for a minute then I'll go to the canteen to eat the meal I paid 3€ for, then I'll go sell my soul to the Jews give plasma and it's gonna be fun right? Pretty good plan eh??? Yeah well no, I fell asleep and now it's 5 PM. Not only did I not make any money from selling my soul to the Jews because I missed my appointment, I also wasted three fucking euros on the meal that I didn't eat. Idk if I'm even gonna go buy headphones right now. Worst of all? This shit happens to me all the fucking time. It's the reason I don't have a drivers' licence, among other things. I hate having to sleep so much. Why the fuck does my canteen charge 3€ for shit anyway. Their portion sizes wouldn't satisfy a toddler. I could just get a kebab for that money. Back home in Serbia a meal in a canteen costs 0,6€. Oh and I lied about the masturbation, there's no masturbation. I never masturbate. Ever. If penises were meant to be masturbated, they'd be called "masturbenises" but they aren't. It's penis because it's for peeing so that's what I use it for. Yes the two words are related. No don't look it up. Trust the science. Also I don't know why did I just write this.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2022 10:28:02 GMT -5
Czech people are alright.
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Post by underthevolcano on Jul 15, 2022 10:34:15 GMT -5
Czechia, Serbia... How many fucking languages do you speak? Are you some sort of autistic savant?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2022 10:40:21 GMT -5
I speak English, Czech, some German and two Asian languages (last two thanks to the spouse).
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 15, 2022 11:02:53 GMT -5
How many fucking languages do you speak? Native Serbian, good English, passable Czech, some Russian, tiny bit of French and Estonian. Really tiny. Believe it or not I don't even like learning languages, it's all just due to life circumstances + I'm decent at it. I took French because I wanted to smash this one French girl with massive tits I met on student exchange, and in fact I almost did, but then she found a boyfriend or some shit so aucune français pour moi. Estonian because I was on the aforementioned student exchange there and I wanted to at least be able to understand the signs, plus it sounds really pleasant. Didn't help a lot but oh well, I got 9 credits for the uni course at least. Czech because university in CZ is free if you study in Czech, regardless of where you're from. Russian I had to although I hate that language, very odd and inflexible, honestly Serbian absolutely shits on it in every way imaginable. Huynya yobanaya blyat suka nahuy yebat. I'm biased but my native language is legitimately the dopest language in the world. English because well, globalisation. Every Serb younger than 40-50 speaks English because we don't do dubbings of movies or translations of games, so we're exposed to English from very early on.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2022 11:06:46 GMT -5
Now I have to be careful not to run into Xeep when I go outside…. Maybe we even did oh the thought! Ty vole.
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Post by TheFantasticFungiFan on Jul 15, 2022 11:11:01 GMT -5
I'm the same way, I've hated having to sleep since I was a teenager and "found out" that people spend 1/3 of their life asleep.
Most of the time, my "routine" consists of staying up for anywhere between 20-40 hours, and then sleeping as long as I feel like, provided I can. Depending on what your job is, this might not be possible.
For me, gabapentin allows me to stay up longer without getting wired. I don't feel anything at all from caffeine, but caffeine potentiates gabapentin, so I drink a lot of it anyway. Avoid sugar as much as you can, since it only causes you to crash. You probably know this already, but for some reason the myth of the sugar rush lives on. There are also other drugs/supplements that can help, many available online legally/illegally, and I'm not talking about meth either.
Do you have an online doctor service where you live? I pay $75 a month to see a doctor online who will write me for any prescription I want provided it's not controlled. Perhaps you could look into that and tell them that you feel tired a lot. Research drugs online beforehand and tell them what you want. Most doctors (in-person doctors) don't want to do anything to help in my experience. "Oh, your neck is broke and you have diarrhea? I'm going to go ahead and write you a script for 200mg aspirin".
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 15, 2022 12:12:13 GMT -5
I would honestly like to avoid any drugs more serious than caffeine as much as possible, I believe that it would take me on a downward spiral of sorts. I certainly wouldn't end up a meth addict but it's best to have as few addictions to things as possible. I already have plenty. Now I have to be careful not to run into Xeep when I go outside…. Maybe we even did oh the thought! Ty vole. I'm in a smaller city, doubt it (I won't name the city because it's probably enough info on me on the internet already.)
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Post by TheFantasticFungiFan on Jul 15, 2022 12:29:02 GMT -5
That's all understandable. I've already been taking gabapentin and some other stuff already due to my leg getting crushed in 2017 so it's more of a beneficial side effect for me. You could always look into supplements online that don't qualify as drugs, but honestly the main reason most of them aren't considered drugs is because they don't work.
I'm assuming the energy drinks you get have taurine in them? Supposedly this makes the caffeine absorb slower, so it lasts longer without causing you to crash. B12 would also be worth looking into, but I never noticed anything when I was taking it.
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Post by skyr on Jul 15, 2022 12:49:04 GMT -5
Don't lie down, do an exercise instead, an healthy body has more energy than whatever the fuck your body is. But seriously, dont lie down until it is time to go to bed. How to do it is up to you, just dont fucking lie down. (that's why I say do an exercise, its way better).
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 15, 2022 13:07:28 GMT -5
Nibba I spent 20 hours in the study room and shiet before that. Easier said than done. I'll keep it mind though. Or try to.
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Post by skyr on Jul 15, 2022 13:54:44 GMT -5
I know it is easier said than done, but am I wrong? Would you have fallen asleep if you were riding your bike at 11? Or took a cold shower? No you wouldn't. The solution is simple, but it isnt easy because it involve a change in behaviour. But I do hope someone who studies some bio faggot shit understands that when you are tired and lie down that the chance you fall asleep increases. So don't. Pay a dominatrix to crush your balls. Challenge some street dogs to wrestle. Snort some hot sauce. Steal some goose chicks. Electrocute yourself. Just don't lie down.
Stop thinking only about yourself, the more time you sleep, the less time I can read about your humongous cock and thats unacceptable. So find a way.
And when it doesn't work out and the urge to lie down wins, set an alarm clock for like 20 min later, that way even if you fall asleep you won't enter your deep sleep and won't wake up groggy.
(just work out, you study bio down syndrome bullshit, you should know the immense benefits working out has on your body, you already have a bike, stop being so mechanically inept and lower the bike seat and ride through the country side more often. And oh yeah eat better)
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Post by joe-ilya on Jul 15, 2022 14:06:25 GMT -5
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Post by dn on Jul 16, 2022 5:22:01 GMT -5
Psychologically, people who put off the act of sleep tend to lack agency in their day-to-day life; exerting extreme control over the one aspect of their life that *is* within their perceived jurisdiction (ie: when to go to bed) is a coping mechanism for being a fucking pussy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2022 5:57:44 GMT -5
Why the fuck does my canteen charge 3€ for shit anyway. Their portion sizes wouldn't satisfy a toddler. I could just get a kebab for that money. Back home in Serbia a meal in a canteen costs 0,6€. Come to the land of ice, snow and topless meter maids where a sandwich costs around 6€ if you buy it in a coffee shop.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 16, 2022 6:24:07 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am actually spending a few days in Oslo this coming week. I'll report back. No hostel on booking com is below 70€/night, so I think I'll just sleep in parks or bus stations or something. When I was in Estonia the prices were already hell. The cheapest beer in a bar is 5€. For comparison here in Czech Republic it's 1€, in Serbia probably a bit less. The difference is about the same for beers from a supermarket.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2022 9:41:01 GMT -5
Yeah, Norway is the most expensive of the nordic countries by far. I'm guessing that a beer in a bar would cost you 10€+ as the supermarket ones cost 3€ a piece. I hope you'll have a nice stay though! It's a spectacular place. If you're planning on sleeping outside, I'd avoid the area around the train station as I know they used to have quite the addict problem there back in the day. I imagine that it can only be worse by now.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 16, 2022 10:34:12 GMT -5
Man stuff like that is why I wouldn't want to live in a Western country. We just don't have that shit here, probably because we can't afford it but oh well. Same as immigrants following the "religion of peace" and such. The concept of "a bad area of town" is seriously about as foreign to me as arranged marriages or some shit. And I'm from a 2 million city! Also ten fucking euros for a beer
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2022 11:55:33 GMT -5
Enjoy it while it lasts. That stuff was foreign until here too, until our dear politicians saw fit to import third world problems en masse. Things are still good in general though (mass media lie and exaggerate as usual; the ones getting gunned down / stabbed / set on fire on a daily basis have a 99% chance of being a gang member and the violence happens where said ilk dwell; in the ghetto or the bazaar), but we're circling the drain at this point. A decade more of this and things will be 'interesting' - pedo pride doesn't mix well with the caliphate and regular people will be stuck in between.
And yes, 10€ for a beer is insane. Perhaps I should look into moving to Serbia...
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 17, 2022 6:43:55 GMT -5
a coping mechanism for being a fucking pussy. I'll keep that in mind. I do have terrible time management skills and I suffer from what they call "executive dysfunction" a lot, I suppose you could call that a lack of agency.
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Post by dn on Jul 17, 2022 6:59:04 GMT -5
nevar forget that daddy dn cares.
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