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Forgot about it. Never heard of lemonparty or a specific dolphin sex thing, though have heard plenty about dolphins.

The topic is 2000 mules, not 2000 memes.

Don't forget blue waffle, bme pain olympics and two girls one cup! Those were the days...

ITT we fantasize about the downfall of the USA. I, personally, can see at least three separate scenarios that would lead to the place going full Weimar, all of which begin with states seceding from the union, all of which seem to be happening in a simultaneous slow-motion car crash, and all of which end extraordinarily badly for the jews those individuals of mysterious religious providence who own 90% of the media and financial institutions.


#1: The current plan to save late-stage capitalism seems to be divide and conquer. As long as the left and right are at each other's throats, the elites are free to continue skimming money (stupid, because see point #2). This will work for only as long as it takes for one side to win; once the buffer (aka "Innocent People") protecting the upper classes is/are eliminated, the victors of any civil war move straight into demolishing the elites and replacing them with themselves. It happens every single time, because anyone with the balls to start and lead a revolution thinks they could run the system better (they are secret aristocrats, in other words.)


#2: Combine this with currency debasement. The main WTF with this one was that I used to be unsure if it were even possible to debase a fiat currency whose value has no fucking foundation in physical goods or any alternative dimension resembling any sort of fucking reality (hell, just call the process inflation and call it a day). Fortunately, the Fed has proven that *yes*, we *can* fuck it up. The thing with the current financial system is that the fraud trick only works so long as everyone is also performing the same fraud trick. It only works for as long as the fraud trick is so ingrained in our culture that we stop even seeing it as a fraud trick, we view it as just part of the everyday perfectly normal run-of-the-mill bullshit we have to put up with. As soon as someone (i.e: a country or state) secedes from that worldview, war follows. Pulling back the curtain to see Oz the Gweat and Tewible is not fucking allowed, christ, it might cause the entire fucking system to collapse, rendering all that skimmed money that has been multiplying in offshore bank accounts like fucking tuberculosis cells completely fucking worthless.


#3: The Ministry of Truth doesn't work anymore. And it's not a case of controlling (or failing to control) the narrative, which used to be - if not easy - than at least possible before the internet. Nor is it a case that the average citizen is better informed (pro-tip: they're not): the problem is that no one knows nothing, everyone lies to them, logic and casual deduction isn't taught in any field that doesn't require advanced math and everyone else teaches doublethink as a substitute. Which is bad: I've heard that the definition of an artist is a person able to hold two completely contradictory viewpoints simultaneously and not go mad. And most of the world are not artists, ergo are going insane.

This is not a call for informational control to stop the poor peoples from going completely fucking mental, btw: this is an argument for unpleasant truths to be presented without sugar-coating, because at least that shit can be processed by human brains into some semblance of intellectual nutrition, and doesn't give you explosive mental diarrhea.


tl;dr: No society is more than three meals away from revolution. And Americans like Big fucking Meals.

Libya under Gaddafi is the big, most recent one IRL that springs to mind. Bitcoin - the "lol if money is imaginary and the economic system is a pyramid scheme of mass delusion then fuck it, we too can be fucking insane" experiment - is another example that they can't afford to let stand. You *could* make an argument for Germany prior to WW2 telling the world bank to go fuck itself (paying the repartitions for WW1 in freshly minted $Hitlerbux$ is a pretty chad move, not gonna lie), but there was so much shitfuckery going on with Lebensraum etc. that it's probably just one factor amongst twenty.

Make no mistake, the only reason the US tolerates Saudi Arabia's royal bullshit is because they are part of (and are grotesquely enriched by) the system. Compare it to Libya and see the difference. The parallels between the two nation states are striking (both pseudo-theocracies, both sponsored terrorism, both rich with oil and dirt poor in every other measure yadda yadda yadda): instructive to see how America treated with them.

Dinesh D'souza is one of the biggest laughingstocks in both politics and filmmaking in general. All he knows how to do is preach to the choir while his viewers jack off to the fact that someone shares their point of view so they can have their previous feelings and opinions validated by one of the most technically inept and critically panned filmmakers in modern history. I don't even care about the actual topic explored in his upcoming film, but his directorial history is filled with so many inaccuracies and ego-stroking that I actually think it's funny someone would try to use one of his films as proof of any kind of evidence or truth. What is it with everybody (especially in America) being so insecure that they have a constant desire to turn on the TV just to find someone with supposed status that agrees with them? Who cares? The only people that are going to watch this film are those who already agree with the cunt's point of view. "He agrees with my feelings, and he made a MOVIE about it! I'm cumming!", which is exactly why his previous films ('Michael Moore Hates America', 'Hilary's America', 'Obama's America', 'Death of a Nation') left theater floors soaked with conservative sperm while liberals and film critics thrashed his hide: because films like this are made as porn for those insecure enough to need a d-list celebrity to validate their feelings, and an attention-winning target for those who disagree. Political filmmakers like D'souza don't care about the truth, they're only concerned with sucking off their audience in return for news articles and theater tickets.

Most people who outwardly identify as liberal or conservative are ignorant cowards with a permanent confirmation bias who will accept any lie that fits their agenda just because they are so insecure and weak that they crave, more than anything, the ability to win via manipulation a political argument on the internet that they actually think other people will care about for more than ten minutes. In my opinion Donald Trump and Joe Biden are equally worthless tools, and this country of hillbillies, California girls, crackhead parents and their obese children can fuck itself in the ass. You think average people in America with the reading comprehension of a fifth grader just suddenly started caring about each other and the state of the country? Don't make me laugh. They only care about winning pointless arguments with strangers on social media, a problem we didn't have twenty years ago, while hitting their meth pipes in between ritualistic bible-thumping and gorging on their choice of fast food, while their unwanted liberal teenage twats debate with people on Twitter about the wellbeing of people living in a country they couldn't point to on a map. Most people who say they like Joe Biden or Donald Trump don't actually like Joe Biden or Donald Trump, they only like the idea that other people don't like Joe Biden or Donald Trump. They need an enemy in order to feel like they have won something, even though neither side will ever admit they lost. They all need to be pampered with reassurance that they are right, and when they are wrong they need someone to reassure them that they are right.

No. The problem is that D'souza is such a notorious bullshitter that his movie will be panned and made fun of by democrats, who will point out his bottom-of-the-barrel status, and again, nobody "on the fence" about the topic will be watching his film. All it will do is make his own party look stupid on Twitter when democrats tweet about it, along with his previous failures. Do you really think democrats or people who haven't formed an opinion yet (about twelve people I'd wager) are going to see a film by a well-known conservative attention whore? No. They're going to scour the internet for inevitable discrepancies, of which there will be many considering this is a D'souza film. So the only audience left will consist mostly of people wanting to masturbating to the illusion of validation, and those watching out of morbid curiosity. The documentary is already making the news due to the claim that the organization portrayed in the film helped to solve a cold case murder, when in reality the suspects in question had already been indicted and the case solved months beforehand. 
Also note that I'm not trying to insult you with any of this. I'm not against any documentary so long as it comes from a credible source and contains credible information. I'm just laying out why this one won't change anybody's opinion, and if anything could just serve to damage his party's credibility further.

Actually yes, I was hired by the democrats to distract the people of a small proboards DOOM community even though I believe both parties are more or less equally ignorant.