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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 16, 2022 14:42:15 GMT -5
I'm calling you a fatass because you're lazy and don't do anything to improve your life, a fatlip because you never shut up, a fat head because you're a dumbass.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 15:06:49 GMT -5
stop insulting me. i never insult you. i asked my dad for a therapist but he doesnt allow it so i dont kjnow how to get some help.
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 16, 2022 15:44:57 GMT -5
Keep telling your parents you need help over and over, after enough times they'll do something to help you, why do you always give up so easily?
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 15:48:08 GMT -5
because my dad got annoyed. and he got angry. and i felt so terrible after that. and it made me feel really scared to ask them again. i really dont know what to do and i feel scared that this will happen again. and he always says , if i go there , i will be damaged even more. so i feel very unsure and i feel better when i talk to a friend so i just think i will having conversations with some of my good friends of doomerboards and stuff and one day i will have so many friends that i will never feel sad.
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 16, 2022 16:10:22 GMT -5
Of course your dad would be angry, that's because he doesn't know what to do, he doesn't believe in professional help, so what else is he going to do? If you keep poking at him for help, you'll force him to think of another way to help you, maybe he'll find a job for you to take your mind off, or find a group of teenagers that are like you, or take you on a father and son trip, or give you books to read, there's many other ways you can get help that don't involve a therapist and a handful of drugs.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 16:53:23 GMT -5
okay. im going to ask him. not today any more because he is busy and will soon sleep. but i will ask tomorrow. okay what if i ask him for a nice trip ? in the car ?
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 16, 2022 16:59:25 GMT -5
An effective father and son trip would be outside, not in a car or any other indoors.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 17:23:18 GMT -5
ok sooo what if we walk to a mc donalds , and have some awesome meal , and then get some beer in a uuuhh in a tank i mean a gas station where u but fuel in the car and stuff , cuz they sell some good beer sometimes. german beer.
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 16, 2022 18:00:01 GMT -5
If you go to social places such as McDonald's and pubs, it ceases to be a father and son trip, you two need to be alone with each other so you're focused on each other.
It could be an outdoors picnic, with a barbecue grill and homemade goods that'd you both make and set up with each other, or it could be a fishing trip, or an outdoors hike on a mountain, there's many options.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 18:01:07 GMT -5
okay thats really awesome. ill ask him that.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 18:08:09 GMT -5
and we also have a grill too.
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Post by good-old on May 28, 2022 13:35:30 GMT -5
The only reason I would have to eat that much butter at once is to start hating it. But why would I want to do that bruh
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Jun 7, 2022 5:56:04 GMT -5
i am not sure i saw teh butter in the fridge and i thought , this looks really good and i smelled at it and it was so nice and i really wanted to eat it but i thought maybe it was too much butter because some one ate to much chocolate and they exploded so i felt scared
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 7, 2022 10:19:14 GMT -5
Once I went to the fridge, saw our jug in there and I thought, "What's in it?". A syrup. What syrup? Smell it: *sniffs* Mmm! Smells nice. Finger in, lick it: *slurp* *tongue-click* tastes nice. Lift the jug and drink a bit. *slurp* *tongue-click* Oh, this is good, this is *slurp* *tongue-click* peach syrup, tinned peach syrup. What a drink! So I drank the lot. *sluuurrp* *tongue-click*
Not long after, few days later, I went to the fridge, saw our jug in there. What's in it? A syrup. What syrup? Smell it. *sniffs* Mmmmm! Oh yes, this is peach syrup again. Lift the jug and drink, *slurp* and drink some more, *slurp* and drink some more, *sluuuuuurp*
*tongue-click* I drank the lot!
Not long after, few days later, I went to the fridge, saw our jug in there. What's in it? A syrup. Yes! Here we go again! Lift the jug and fill my mouth with that thick, sweet juice! *sluuurp* Bleaaaaugh!! This isn't peach, this is... Bleeugheh! My mouth is full of oil! Thick cooking oil!
I wonder who put that there...!
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Post by 40oz on Jun 7, 2022 10:36:47 GMT -5
joe-ilya youre being such a try-hard at being funny. A huge chunk of your posting content in the past months has been directly punching down on mayhem. If you want to write comedy on this forum, can you please figure out how to do it without it being at someone's expense? The joke was really tired when it was being made the first time and at this point and mayhem has to continually be re-frustrated every time you do it. Can you please just leave him alone? Being constantly targtted by community 'elites' is exactly what this forum was created to get away from. I hated it when i was experiencing it at doomworld and if youre gonna keep being that type of person here i absolutely will break it up and that might include you not being allowed to post here anymore.
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 7, 2022 10:56:11 GMT -5
Does it honestly matter in this shitpost of a thread that talks about suicide by overdosing on butter?
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Jun 7, 2022 11:00:44 GMT -5
i think 40oz is right , it was not funny , only a little bit when you told about how you ate the syrup , but it was very unfunny after 2 seconds and for the 2 seconds it was only a very tiny little really small bit funny , and i thought this is so extremely stupid and weird and strange. and i didnt try to kill my self with the butter , i only tried to kill my self with the chocolate but it didnt work so i decided ill not try to kill my self with the chocolate any more. so i dont understand why youre always doing this. you are so weird and strange and cruel , and i think youre extremely hateful.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2022 11:23:58 GMT -5
Mayhemic doesn't need someone else pointing out how retarded it is to eat a stick of butter on its own like a candy bar. That's self evident.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Jun 7, 2022 11:51:58 GMT -5
is it becaue you will die when you eat too much of that ?
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 7, 2022 11:58:27 GMT -5
i think 40oz is right , it was not funny , only a little bit when you told about how you ate the syrup , but it was very unfunny after 2 seconds and for the 2 seconds it was only a very tiny little really small bit funny So I was funny! Yes! My dreams came true! |
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Post by 40oz on Jun 7, 2022 12:45:52 GMT -5
Does it honestly matter in this shitpost of a thread that talks about suicide by overdosing on butter? Im not consulting you for your opinion. I already know you dont think it should matter because you keep making these posts. Im the administrator and im setting up the expectations for you and everyone else that this is the path you and I are gonna have to take if other forum members feelings are of no concern to you. |
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Jun 7, 2022 13:12:26 GMT -5
i think 40oz is right , it was not funny , only a little bit when you told about how you ate the syrup , but it was very unfunny after 2 seconds and for the 2 seconds it was only a very tiny little really small bit funny So I was funny! Yes! My dreams came true! no i changed my mind it wasnt funny at all. |
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 7, 2022 13:18:59 GMT -5
Bro, he said my post was a bit funny for 2 seconds, how is this punching down when I was trying to be funny at nobody's expense, I got reminded of Michael Rosen's poem because the way mayhem described opening his fridge and liking the way his butter smelled is very similar to the poem, so I decided to share it for laughs.
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Post by Xeep-Eep on Jun 7, 2022 14:43:36 GMT -5
Yeah Joe you're just being an ass towards a retarded kid with zero social intelligence that can't comprehend the concept of someone joking with him. To you it's maybe funny, but for an observer it feels awkward at best, like it a bunch of grown-ups were to make fun of a toddler on a playground. I agree with 40 that you should cut it out.
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 7, 2022 15:42:17 GMT -5
What a class act, a 40oz who says "happy columbines day, KILL EM ALL", xeep who usually posts about his genitals, and mayhem who thinks Sonic is real, are telling me what's too weird and what's too mean just because I copy-pasted a poem I liked about going to the fridge and drinking tinned peach syrup.
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