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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 15, 2022 16:21:38 GMT -5
i had to take a recipe for my fanfiction story and i had to think about that because i always notice when u take butter it looks really good and it smells very nice and i was wondering how much butter can i eat because i really want to eat some butter now. so how much can i eat. and what if i take sugar and put it on th butter to make it taste even better , can i do that ?? i mean some people would maybe say i cant eat too much because i took too much buitter and sugar
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 15, 2022 16:33:34 GMT -5
Fuck off with these suicide questions, fatass.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 16:34:49 GMT -5
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 15, 2022 16:35:25 GMT -5
that was not a suicide question i really want to eat that butter now. because it smells really good and it looks good. its yellow. and it looks very creamy. okay so how can i make some thing that tastes at least similar to butter. because i really want to eat it.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 15, 2022 16:36:00 GMT -5
WHAT I CAN GO TO JAIL IF I EAT A BUTTER OKAY I CHANGED MY MIND IM NOT GONNA EAT THAT. IS IT BECAUSE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE USER FOR COOKING OR TO BE ON A BREAD ? AND I FEEL EVEN MORE SCARED BECAUSE I REMEMBER I ATE 1 ENTIRE BUTTER ONCE WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD I THINK BUT I REMEMBER I ATE AN ENTIRE BUTTER AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL SCARED NOW
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 17:00:01 GMT -5
I humbly swear to God...
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 15, 2022 17:03:04 GMT -5
okay please dont feel bad or something. because i have talked to pintolin and he told me it was a joke and i will not go to prison for eating that butter so please dont worry okay. but i still want to eat the butter because i was some times eating butter when i was making some thing in the pan for my self and i was secretly taking a spoon of butter and ate it and i didnt tell my mother about it but it was really nice and i really want to eat more of that , and because i feel a little bit hungry but also because i never ate another entire brickj of butter after i was 6. so i was wondering if i also can eat 2 or 3 bricks of butter because in our fridger right now we have 1 and a half bricks left. can i eat that if i buy new butter tomorrow
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 15, 2022 17:08:49 GMT -5
okay i decided ill eat one right now and the other half tomorrow
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 15, 2022 17:29:56 GMT -5
Get a fucking life, please!
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 15, 2022 17:39:26 GMT -5
i only ate half the butter
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Post by Xeep-Eep on Apr 15, 2022 19:02:01 GMT -5
And you guys thought MY trolling was unfunny? This is a whole level of unfunny above that.
I don't even shitpost that much anymore because this guy does it better than I ever could.
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Post by Gokuma on Apr 15, 2022 23:16:27 GMT -5
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Post by TheFantasticFungiFan on Apr 16, 2022 2:47:29 GMT -5
Does Mayhem have a thread on "that website" yet? Surely one doesn't have to literally shit in their hand and eat it just to earn a place in the DOOM community thread? |
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Post by TheFantasticFungiFan on Apr 16, 2022 2:53:40 GMT -5
I ATE 1 ENTIRE BUTTER ONCE WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD That was almost a year ago, you'll be okay. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2022 3:21:36 GMT -5
Does Mayhem have a thread on "that website" yet? Surely one doesn't have to literally shit in their hand and eat it just to earn a place in the DOOM community thread? Oh, I see you know jmaa huh?  Nah, mayhem is not worth it. Neither of thread or any mention in doom world thread. Guy's just a dorky teenager like we all have used to be back then. |
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 5:11:42 GMT -5
what does that mean , and that was not one year ago , i was 6 that means its 10 years ago i am not 7 years old for your information > and what website do you mean , and stop calling me a troll |
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Post by Stairs on Apr 16, 2022 5:23:53 GMT -5
and what website do you mean I think it's that website about agriculture in New Zealand. No idea why they would think you would end up on such a place though. (thinking emoji here) |
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Post by Deathclaw886 on Apr 16, 2022 5:49:03 GMT -5
I dont find it appropriate to ask a Doom forum on how much butter you can eat, its called Google, Mayhemic.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 6:44:09 GMT -5
okay sorry. youre right.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2022 12:22:57 GMT -5
and what website do you mean I think it's that website about agriculture in New Zealand. No idea why they would think you would end up on such a place though. (thinking emoji here) Yep, that one alright. Also weird to not see Dave Oshry as one of the common users here... hmmm... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2022 12:30:12 GMT -5
Guy's just a dorky teenager like we all have used to be back then. No, I wasn't this at the time. He has more problems for his age than even I did. He is set for a much worse life I'm afraid. And mine was never good to begin with... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2022 13:43:31 GMT -5
Dont eat butter on its own.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 13:45:21 GMT -5
i ate a half bar yester day. but i didnt feel like i wanted to eat any butter today so i didnt. and thanks for your advice. i think im going to stop eating butter. but i had some pizza today so i think it probably be too much because theres probably already butter in the pizza dough. right ?
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 16, 2022 14:06:59 GMT -5
Holy shit, you actually eat bars of butter? What a fatass, a fatlip and a fat head.
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Post by mayhemicdestrvctor on Apr 16, 2022 14:27:29 GMT -5
i am not fat , i am almost nuder weight , i dont understand why and my mother doesnt undersrtand why so she always says , she will encourage me to eat more but it doesnt work. if i was a little bit more fat maybe i would feel better because it would be normal and the others wouldnt think , okay he is skinny he probably is ill so i ll not talk to him because im scared i will get ill.
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