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Post by noisyvelvet on Apr 6, 2022 23:02:33 GMT -5
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Post by E.M. on Apr 6, 2022 23:13:05 GMT -5
Xeep's Penis, obviously.
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 6, 2022 23:17:18 GMT -5
It's not that small, come on!
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Post by JadingTsunami on Apr 6, 2022 23:58:02 GMT -5
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Post by ketmar on Apr 7, 2022 1:20:57 GMT -5
math sux. i learned math, and now i don't have a girl, and don't know math.
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Post by slickboom on Apr 7, 2022 1:31:55 GMT -5
But nobody thought of this answer:6÷2+4=3+4=7
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Post by Deathclaw886 on Apr 7, 2022 2:21:53 GMT -5
We talking inches or centimeters?
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Post by noisyvelvet on Apr 12, 2022 16:48:17 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2022 16:52:09 GMT -5
It's 1. You get a number 6 divided by another six, basically. |
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Post by NuMetalManiak on Apr 12, 2022 17:11:08 GMT -5
I'm not solving this because it's viral and I don't wanna die of a disease.
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Post by joe-ilya on Apr 12, 2022 17:32:31 GMT -5
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Post by 40oz on Apr 13, 2022 9:03:54 GMT -5
Noisyvelvet is correct. Multiplication and division have equal priority in the order of operations. In the case of multiplication and division being the only operators, the equation is solved linearly from left to right. To get the answer of 1, the equation would have to be 6÷[2(1+2)]=
In the case of the OP, 2 is outside of the parentheses so it would be One plus two is the sum three, then six divided by two, then the quotient three times the sum three for the product 9.
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Post by Xeep-Eep on Apr 13, 2022 9:18:06 GMT -5
I was always under the impression that omitting the multiplication sign like 2(x+y) sort of implies higher priority. I don't think interpreting 6+2(1+2) as (6+2)×(1+2) makes any sense.
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Post by noisyvelvet on Apr 13, 2022 13:28:16 GMT -5
Actually, I just took an undergrad course in Arithmetic Studies. I've used PEMDAS as a kid in a way that felt natural and intuitive at the time, but it turns out this isn't how math works. Math is actually a social construct. And by social construct, I mean the particular social construct that I will define right now that I learned in Arithmetic Studies (don't disagree because you wouldn't understand because you don't take advanced maths like me). It's actually PEMDASX, where the X is whether or not the expression expresses itself as Xeep's penis or not.
This has always been the case, and I'm totally not gaslighting anyone on the way they intuitively use mathematical notations. Though, we should probably pass laws just in case, so people don't use math wrong.
And these laws should affect not only how we use notation (which should apply to all contexts btw and not just case-by-case when applicable, I mean it's just basic politeness that has never been negotiable), but also for other things like how we use bathrooms in public; or delineate sports league membership; whether or not Xeep's penis is allowed the basic human right of state-funded penis augmentation; and finally, whether or not Xeep's penis should be allowed in the military or not (which is one of the biggest issues existentially plaguing Xeep's penises to this date).
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Post by sosh on Apr 14, 2022 0:20:14 GMT -5
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Whoever wrote that problem like in that image deserves everything bad that happens to them. Either way, one of the solutions is obviously is Xeep's penis' mass in megatons, the other is its length is gigameters. Which is which? You decide!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2022 6:20:43 GMT -5
Although he is still on my ignore list, Xeep-eep's penis is more interesting than this problem. Would take his shitposting over this thread any time. Fuck I might even consider riding a dick in preference to seeing this thread
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Post by Xeep-Eep on Apr 14, 2022 6:42:33 GMT -5
It's actually PEMDASX, where the X is whether or not the expression expresses itself as Xeep's penis or not. You will never be Xeep's penis. You have no balls, you have no shaft, you have no cum. You are a mathematical expression twisted by PEMDASX and mathematics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your mathematicians are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “arithmetic operators” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even expressions who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to women. Your number structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a woman home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected parentheses. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your result, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an expression is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a numerical construct that is unmistakably an expression. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. TL;DR the only real xeep's penis is the one I'm looking at right now (I'm taking a shit at the moment) |
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