I have been diagnosed with testicular cancer

If it's true, then you need archeologists to dig it out of your cockland.

Symptoms sound more likely to be prostate cancer tbh. Or, more prosaic, a urinary tract infection: stop sticking things up your urethra.

It may even be related to the psyche; I went to the cock-doc with similar problems and fears, considering I'm well past 40. No physical problems turned up on the ultrasound, neither on any of the other tests/examinations. He told me that problems like this are often associated with stress and similar light-psychic problems. With that in mind, and not worrying about my health all the time, the problem decreased drastically.

Ball cancer? Oh man, think of the fun

lunchlunch he is parroting other people to make fun of their threads/posts:
=> doomer.boards.net/thread/2393/got-covid

Previously
doomer.boards.net/thread/2324/large
=> doomer.boards.net/thread/2322/creative

and so on. It is the same attitude as shitposting and name-calling in threads where he doesn't like the discussion and wants to derail it.

Also, his status, usually imitation is known as highest form of flattery, except in this case we have a person who only understands jokes when they are perverse, like observed with people affected by severe mental illness (real schizophenia and the like). In fact, every psychiatrist knows that there is a kind of jokes that specifically seem funny and attract people with severe mental illness, and, from what little I know, all their jokes revolve around sexual matters.

P.S. By the way, feral children are also capable of infering charged, emotion-loaded language such as feelings of shame, guilt, etc. in fact, it is the only part of human language they are capable of understanding.

I remember it. However, back then I didn't spot this pattern and the fact is it also used for targeting threads where concern is legitimate. The standstill clock can be right twice a day, just because your thread in that particular instance was appropriate doesn't make all of them appropriate.

Carry on with you "owning other people" delusion.

@dmslr lol someone gets it! I believe vigilantdoomer has discovered the internet only very recently which explains his total lack of understanding of how people interact online. It's even more surprising because from what I've seen, on the Russian internet everyone's just plain a colossal asshole. I think there was even some research article recently that proved that the Runet is BY FAR the most toxic section of the internet.

it wasnt funny because i was scared until i read it

why do you have to do this

olderthanthehills lol that was probably a shitpost but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me feel good.

@dmslr, I did sometimes fall into this traps, but came to realise this individual doesn't joke in a positive way. That's because occassionally I had enjoyed them when they seem to match my attitude (I was annoyed by "I am not creative enough" thread, hence I joined Xeep-eep in a personality attack on MegaPancakeStrategist).
BIG DICK NIGGA, your way of interacting is not normal, as evidenced by other people on this forum not acting like you do. I also haven't hang in RuNet segment for a long time (hadn't had account on Russian forums for ages), I don't have to imitate the way people interact there, because indeed Western segment of internet (_on average_) is more polite, and people aren't so ignorant on politics here, usually have rational arguments to back shit up. Note that there are quality people in Russian segment too, in fact Russian doomers are superior to your average Russian-on-the-internet.
olderthanthehills, you remain ignorant about cancel culture because you never seen it to happen to people you care about, and you at the present lack the empathy to commiserate with people whose political opinions are different from yours, but I hope with time you revise your opinion.

based non-dead doomerboard members vs the virgin doomworld in memoriam thread.