How often do you drink?

Earlier this year I was on student exchange for 5 months and got blackout drunk pretty much every other day. Since then I can't look at alcohol, a single beer gets me tipsy.

Alcohol is dope though. Believe it or not I don't open up to other people very easily without it.

I love dark beer personally. It tastes sooooo goooood. Also wine is nice, probably the best and cheapest way to get drunk.

I literally stayed drunk for about three years of my early twenties. I'm a skinny guy and when I drink I only eat once every other day so it doesn't take a ton for me to get fucked up. I drank a pint of Sunny Brook whiskey (sometimes a fifth) per day, on top of however much beer I could get. Sometimes that was one 32oz Miller, other times it was an 18-pack of PBR. I was dragged to rehab on my twenty-fourth birthday.
When I fell off the wagon last winter I was surprised by how much more fucked up I got. One pint of whiskey made me black out, whereas in college it was the standard amount I needed to function normally.

Very rarely. I haven't drank anything for over a year, because I don't usually drink alone and my ultramarathoner friends are teetotal as well (although one of them used to both drink and smoke heavily, until a change in his mind).

When I do drink though, my preference is something strong (not wine or beer), but also with a lot of food. The best experience I had is with vodka. Too bad our CEO is biased against vodka so we didn't have that at work parties, but at least we could get a little drunk on the job when we didn't have to work remotely.

Couple times a month. I normally don't on a regular day but I'm part of the local music scene where I live so about twice a month I'll go out to a show and get fucking wasted. Normally I drink around 6 or so shots worth of vodka each time.
EDIT: Also I fucking hate beer. I prefer "girly" drinks because they actually taste good and are usually harder. My favorite is the aforementioned vodka mixed with strawberry lemonade.

Rarely as usually when I socialize. We'd get for the occasional beer. And I used to get drunk at parties. But most times I don't like it at the end.
Rarely alone (like twice a year), I do one to get in the mind state. I only like how alcohol changes your state of mind but don't like how most alcohol tastes. It's not something normally my body would tolerate. But once in a while, it's like I want to alter states when alone, as an experiment. I get some tonic water and mix with gin (which alone is awful). Then I don't learn anything anyway from the change of mind state, I go back and am more depressed. So, I prefer to mostly be sober.

Never. I have tried alcohol a handful of times in the past, and I did not care for either the taste or the effects. But hey, more for everyone else!

same shit. And what's worse is I write some really dumb shit. The next day I regret about what I've done.

used to do heavy drinking at least twice per week (and i'm talking about things like whisky and rum here, alot). sadly, can't do it anymore, so now it's about 2 or 3 times per year. sigh. i love my white beard, but being old has some negative sides too.

Sounds like you're enjoying yourself

never

I prefer smoking weed. Drinking is not that enjoyable to me anymore.

100% the same. I used to drink a lot for a year or so but then it just started making me feel nauseous and unpleasant even from one beer so I just stopped. I have no idea why but I'm glad I stopped when I did. The only downside is that people look at me like I'm psychotic when I turn down drinks, which due to the plague barely happens anyways. Enough coffee to paralyze a small animal and a big joint after work hits the spot.