BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Feb 11, 2021 10:06:59 GMT -5
Just seen it.
I personally thought it was an alright movie, a good sequel to the first one, but IMO the scene where she makes out with the main villain while he's begging for her to peg him shouldn't have lasted 35 minutes, they should have allocated some of that time to the pegging scene itself. Also the plot point where it's necessary for her to dig out her boyfriend's body, assemble the rotting corpse's body parts and subsequenly jack off the corpse was really over the top, especially the detail in which it was shown. My final complaint would be that the part where the main actress's feet are the only thing on the screen was too short, only like what, 4 minutes? I barely managed to jack off to that. I mean I still made it but it was close. Other than that a pretty fun movie and a nice way to spend an afternoon, 8/10
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Feb 11, 2021 10:37:06 GMT -5
Still a better love story than Twilight Deliverance.
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Post by 40oz on Feb 11, 2021 11:10:50 GMT -5
guys, if you want better content you gotta post it yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2021 9:49:04 GMT -5
Just seen it. I personally thought it was an alright movie. Those were my thoughts too. I have never seen the first one. TBH, the only super hero movies I have really watched were the old school Superman and Batman movies from the 70s and 80s. The Dark Knight was pretty cool too.
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Post by Justince on Feb 20, 2021 10:20:23 GMT -5
guys, if you want better content you gotta post it yourself. Why? Xeep's post is 50x more entertaining than this piece of shit film. I only watched this because I have a free subscription to their crappy streaming service. This movie was awful. The characters are wooden and flat, have no motivation and the main setup (a fucking MONKEY'S PAW???) comes straight off the pages of an 11 year old's creative writing class. The rules of this stupid contrived device are never made clear, the reason the cat bitch even became a cat in the first place made no sense (I commented on leopard print shoes. I guess I'm a cat now), and the fucking golden armor just sitting in a corner of the room until it was cool to wear it (despite serving no function) are all hallmarks of a director/writer who has long given up on life. I like how they teleport to Egypt looking for the bad guy and he drives by on the very same road they are on. What a great payoff. WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?? "Thanks for saving my life with your wish mom, that stage 4 childhood pancreatic cancer was really painful" "Actually son, before you get too comfy Wonder Woman just said I have to rescind my wish because of truth or something, so...yeah. Enjoy dying" 2 out of 5 fuck this movie
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Feb 20, 2021 18:29:30 GMT -5
Unironically though I enjoyed it a lot, I don't watch superheros movies often but this one was pretty good. I didn't even. Watch the 1st part Lmao I loved the concept it felt pretty fresh and shit The movies that deal with time travel always break my mind a la Terminator Genesis or Tenet but I felt like it was really nicely incorporated here. Like not too over the top but it's dope. Also the main character is unironically a good strong female character without fan service and fetisgization which felt nice to see. Shitposting aside the movie is really good.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Feb 20, 2021 18:36:56 GMT -5
guys, if you want better content you gotta post it yourself. Why? Xeep's post is 50x more entertaining than this piece of shit film. I only watched this because I have a free subscription to their crappy streaming service. This movie was awful. The characters are wooden and flat, have no motivation and the main setup (a fucking MONKEY'S PAW???) comes straight off the pages of an 11 year old's creative writing class. The rules of this stupid contrived device are never made clear, the reason the cat bitch even became a cat in the first place made no sense (I commented on leopard print shoes. I guess I'm a cat now), and the fucking golden armor just sitting in a corner of the room until it was cool to wear it (despite serving no function) are all hallmarks of a director/writer who has long given up on life. I like how they teleport to Egypt looking for the bad guy and he drives by on the very same road they are on. What a great payoff. WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?? "Thanks for saving my life with your wish mom, that stage 4 childhood pancreatic cancer was really painful" "Actually son, before you get too comfy Wonder Woman just said I have to rescind my wish because of truth or something, so...yeah. Enjoy dying" 2 out of 5 fuck this movie Bro just face it you're just old as fuck. You could deadass be my dad lol. Shit has changed7.? Egypt has like all of its population centered in 4% lf its twrritory, around the delta og the Nkle or whoever the fuck it's called in your retarded fucking language that I hate speaking . There's like One roas there and shit. It's not even j run ealistic. And yeah bruh putting the character into a situation where they have to make an important decision between their happiness and the savings the world is some really ass shit. Like idk it might be cliche but _ liked it. Fuck you.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Feb 20, 2021 18:38:20 GMT -5
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Feb 20, 2021 18:40:34 GMT -5
"Sorry I'll do it next time" No i fucking want don't you retard I don't wanna pay flr ads removal when I have it built in to my browser and I can't even spam racial slurs without violating the tOs and getting my ass fucked why tf would I pay for this shit cmon ffs Fuvk you Fuvk you 6& Ufck you
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2021 18:49:42 GMT -5
As an aside, I thought the girl that played Wonder Woman in the original TV show was really attractive. The girl from the movie was pretty hot too.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2021 20:52:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2021 17:26:49 GMT -5
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Feb 22, 2021 12:20:17 GMT -5
@contracommando
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Post by MegaPancakeStrategist on Apr 5, 2022 18:12:13 GMT -5
who is that
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BIG DICK NIGGA
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Apr 5, 2022 18:21:05 GMT -5
His name is cheems hes like doge but he is kind of scrunched its like a meme of some sort and hes a dog and there are memes about him . in some meems he smacks someeno else so it becaem popullra to use thoes memes . i dont know whose the other dog i dont tink he has a nerm who knows what he may ahve doen to chems maybe he said dosmethgin not very nice and cheems got and mlike i ge tm ad whwn someone says something bad ot me . bzt i tink its not very nice of heems to be smacjing other doges like that i jsut posted that mecause i liked the meme and i gop e you are not offeneded
Also hwo isnt thins thread heellled terororlrlolololololol
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Post by nnnvork on Apr 5, 2022 18:27:13 GMT -5
ok
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