BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
Major Arlene obsessed, 100% verified freakazoid. AKA bzzrak
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Dec 11, 2020 5:44:21 GMT -5
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.
Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2020 6:12:35 GMT -5
The DVD shattered; his cock ring too stiff of a stopgap for comfort. In its destruction the disc flips at incredible high speeds, but when all was done not all was said. He stared at his reflection in the mirror of what once encouraged family friendly fun now broken only by the caricature of perverse actions laid bare before him. Is this who I want to be? Are these events fated to repeat for all eternity? Those thoughts only flashed in his mind for a micro instant before being brought back to the pain of his member, and the agitation of a pleasure chased yet never caught. He then smiled in a way only natural to him, reminiscing over the contortion of his heart he affirmed by the pain his pursuit of pleasure led him to and then TOOK EVERY DVD HE COULD FIND AND STACKED THEM LIKE PANCAKES TO COPULATE WITH EACH LEFTOVER REPLAY OF A FORMATIVE EXPERIENCE AND FURIOUSLY INJECTED HIS ESSENCE AS A TRUE MASCULINE LIFE GIVER.
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Post by joe-ilya on Dec 11, 2020 7:00:32 GMT -5
Awww, you broke up.  |
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dn
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Dec 11, 2020 9:06:49 GMT -5
if you put it in the DVD player can you still watch half the movie?
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BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
Major Arlene obsessed, 100% verified freakazoid. AKA bzzrak
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Dec 11, 2020 15:44:20 GMT -5
The guilt sets in about 10 minutes in, so no.
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Post by GRUG on Dec 11, 2020 20:07:09 GMT -5
Quality Xeep-Eep thread. 8/10 would read again.
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Post by bulletspam on Dec 12, 2020 23:00:27 GMT -5
DVDs are prehistoric at least fuck a bluray, you caveman  |
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