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Post by optimus on May 21, 2023 14:36:48 GMT -5
I closed my eyes, listening to Dark Sith Meditation for 41:14 Occasionally, glimpses of past DBF maps appeared.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 22, 2023 0:36:53 GMT -5
A one page novel by me and ChatGPT:
In the midst of a lively conversation with an attractive date, Mark's world took an unimaginable turn. As he leaned in, captivated by her every word, a sudden shock pierced through his body. His teeth, once strong and functional, inexplicably transformed into a repugnant substance—feces.
His mouth froze mid-sentence, leaving his words suspended in the air. The pain and discomfort surged through him, rendering him speechless. Panic filled his eyes as he attempted to comprehend the absurdity of the situation. This was a nightmare he never anticipated.
Desperate to salvage the moment, Mark fought to regain control. But his once clear and confident voice faltered, replaced by garbled sounds and guttural murmurs. The feces obstructed his ability to articulate, distorting his words into an unintelligible mess.
Saliva flooded his mouth, an involuntary response to the unfamiliar intrusion. With each attempt to communicate, the relentless flow of saliva compounded his frustration. He discreetly wiped his mouth, hoping to conceal the chaos unfolding within.
The stench permeated the air, a foul reminder of the transformation that had shattered the evening's promise. Mark's gaze darted anxiously, fearing that his date would detect the odor, but it was too late. A mixture of confusion and disgust flickered across her face, her once-charmed expression fading.
Emotions clashed within him. Embarrassment burned his cheeks while despair consumed his thoughts. How could he salvage this connection, this potential romance, when his own mouth had become a grotesque spectacle?
As the conversation dwindled, Mark's spirit sank. His once vibrant demeanor crumbled under the weight of this inexplicable transformation. With every passing moment, he became increasingly aware of the widening divide between them, a chasm carved by this absurd twist of fate.
In the end, Mark was left with a lingering sense of longing and regret. The potential of that evening shattered by a cruel and incomprehensible act. His heart heavy, he vowed to seek medical help and unravel the mystery that had befallen him. But for now, he retreated, leaving behind a trail of unanswered questions and a fragment of a connection that might have been.
And as he walked away, his head held high despite the ordeal, he vowed to face the world with courage, no matter how challenging or unconventional the circumstances. For within him, there still burned the spark of resilience, ready to ignite his journey of self-discovery in a world forever changed.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 22, 2023 0:48:14 GMT -5
A one page novel by me and ChatGPT: In the midst of a lively conversation with an attractive date, Mark's world took an unimaginable turn. As he leaned in, captivated by her every word, a sudden shock pierced through his body. His teeth, once strong and functional, inexplicably transformed into a repugnant substance—feces. His mouth froze mid-sentence, leaving his words suspended in the air. The pain and discomfort surged through him, rendering him speechless. Panic filled his eyes as he attempted to comprehend the absurdity of the situation. This was a nightmare he never anticipated. Desperate to salvage the moment, Mark fought to regain control. But his once clear and confident voice faltered, replaced by garbled sounds and guttural murmurs. The feces obstructed his ability to articulate, distorting his words into an unintelligible mess. Saliva flooded his mouth, an involuntary response to the unfamiliar intrusion. With each attempt to communicate, the relentless flow of saliva compounded his frustration. He discreetly wiped his mouth, hoping to conceal the chaos unfolding within. The stench permeated the air, a foul reminder of the transformation that had shattered the evening's promise. Mark's gaze darted anxiously, fearing that his date would detect the odor, but it was too late. A mixture of confusion and disgust flickered across her face, her once-charmed expression fading. Emotions clashed within him. Embarrassment burned his cheeks while despair consumed his thoughts. How could he salvage this connection, this potential romance, when his own mouth had become a grotesque spectacle? As the conversation dwindled, Mark's spirit sank. His once vibrant demeanor crumbled under the weight of this inexplicable transformation. With every passing moment, he became increasingly aware of the widening divide between them, a chasm carved by this absurd twist of fate. In the end, Mark was left with a lingering sense of longing and regret. The potential of that evening shattered by a cruel and incomprehensible act. His heart heavy, he vowed to seek medical help and unravel the mystery that had befallen him. But for now, he retreated, leaving behind a trail of unanswered questions and a fragment of a connection that might have been. And as he walked away, his head held high despite the ordeal, he vowed to face the world with courage, no matter how challenging or unconventional the circumstances. For within him, there still burned the spark of resilience, ready to ignite his journey of self-discovery in a world forever changed. Me: how would the conversation end? would he go to the hospital? wouldn't he be freaking out? ChatGPT: Apologies for the ambiguity in the previous response. Here's an amended continuation: As the conversation dwindled, Mark's panic surged, his mind racing with uncertainty. He struggled to hide his distress, but the transformative chaos unfolding within his mouth was impossible to ignore. Summoning his courage, Mark mustered a smile and excused himself, citing a sudden need to attend to a personal matter. His date, perplexed by the abrupt departure, watched him with concern, but he offered no explanation. Fueled by a mix of confusion, desperation, and a touch of disbelief, Mark made his way to the nearest hospital. With each step, his mind raced, contemplating the implications of his bizarre condition. The fear of the unknown mingled with the hope that medical professionals could provide answers and relief. Arriving at the emergency room, Mark explained his situation to the bewildered staff, unsure of how to articulate the inexplicable transformation. Doctors and nurses, their faces a mix of curiosity and concern, examined him with a delicate mix of professionalism and empathy. Hours turned into an agonizing wait as medical tests and consultations unraveled. Specialists puzzled over the strange phenomenon, conducting various examinations and evaluations. Mark, caught in a whirlwind of anxiety, longed for a resolution that would restore his humanity. Ultimately, the medical team concluded that his condition was an unprecedented anomaly, one that defied scientific understanding. Despite their best efforts, they could not restore his teeth nor explain the bizarre transformation. Mark, left with more questions than answers, struggled to find solace in their uncertainty. In the days and weeks that followed, Mark embarked on a personal journey. He sought support from friends, joined online communities of people with extraordinary medical conditions, and delved into alternative therapies. Though the physical remnants of his transformation remained, he refused to let it define him. With time, he found solace in connecting with others who faced their own unique challenges, drawing strength from their resilience. While his conversation with the attractive date ended abruptly, it became a catalyst for self-discovery and acceptance. Mark learned to navigate a world that often defied reason and expectations. His experience became a reminder that life can be unpredictable and that one's worth lies in the courage to face adversity with grace and an open heart. And so, as Mark ventured into the unknown, he embraced the ever-changing tapestry of his existence, knowing that while his teeth may be transformed, his spirit and resilience remained intact.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 27, 2023 6:07:37 GMT -5
Nice art
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Post by CittyKat112 on May 29, 2023 4:52:56 GMT -5
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 29, 2023 5:23:14 GMT -5
The account is suspended: twitter.com/hellsdaydream?lang=bnKind of makes me wonder if it was legit though. There's a lot of bots posting dumb shit to rile people up. Sadly, there's probably actual people like "her" that would give it praise I'm sure. That's the actual danger. Some impressionable person see that, and thinks it is the appropriate way to be. Humans are social animals, and they are looking for affirmation, or guidance in their behavior from others. This bot gives a bad example. Edit 2: Though it is possible too she was legit, and the stuff they posted was shitty enough to get suspended.
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Post by CittyKat112 on May 29, 2023 5:45:42 GMT -5
The account is suspended: twitter.com/hellsdaydream?lang=bnKind of makes me wonder if it was legit though. There's a lot of bots posting dumb shit to rile people up. Sadly, there's probably actual people like "her" that would give it praise I'm sure. That's the actual danger. Some impressionable person see that, and thinks it is the appropriate way to be. Humans are social animals, and they are looking for affirmation, or guidance in their behavior from others. This bot gives a bad example. Edit 2: Though it is possible too she was legit, and the stuff they posted was shitty enough to get suspended. Don't know if that dude's legit or not, but hate towards their own parents is not unusual in the leftist circles. Don't forget that bitch Helena Duke who snitched on her parents because they partook in the cringesurrection (aka Capitol attack)...
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 29, 2023 5:50:41 GMT -5
The account is suspended: twitter.com/hellsdaydream?lang=bnKind of makes me wonder if it was legit though. There's a lot of bots posting dumb shit to rile people up. Sadly, there's probably actual people like "her" that would give it praise I'm sure. That's the actual danger. Some impressionable person see that, and thinks it is the appropriate way to be. Humans are social animals, and they are looking for affirmation, or guidance in their behavior from others. This bot gives a bad example. Edit 2: Though it is possible too she was legit, and the stuff they posted was shitty enough to get suspended. Don't know if that dude's legit or not, but hate towards their own parents is not unusual in the leftist circles. Don't forget that bitch Helena Duke who snitched on her parents because they partook in the cringesurrection (aka Capitol attack)... Correct, I've seen that kind of vitriol towards parents as well. I'd imagine they were little entitled soiled brats growing up. Too bad they didn't grow up in the old-school way, where they would get their asses kicked for disrespect.
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Post by CittyKat112 on May 29, 2023 5:52:40 GMT -5
Don't know if that dude's legit or not, but hate towards their own parents is not unusual in the leftist circles. Don't forget that bitch Helena Duke who snitched on her parents because they partook in the cringesurrection (aka Capitol attack)... Correct, I've seen that kind of vitriol towards parents as well. I'd imagine they were little entitled soiled brats growing up. Too bad they didn't grow up in the old-school way, where they would get their asses kicked for disrespect. But that's DomEsTiC aBUsE!1!!
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 29, 2023 6:03:50 GMT -5
Correct, I've seen that kind of vitriol towards parents as well. I'd imagine they were little entitled soiled brats growing up. Too bad they didn't grow up in the old-school way, where they would get their asses kicked for disrespect. But that's DomEsTiC aBUsE!1!!
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Post by CittyKat112 on May 29, 2023 6:10:02 GMT -5
But that's DomEsTiC aBUsE!1!! Based. Too bad creators of the show turned Dale into a cuck though, his paranoia about the government is totally warranted.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 29, 2023 6:16:20 GMT -5
That social worker looks a lot like Mr. Vandressin from Bevis and Butt-head
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Post by CittyKat112 on May 29, 2023 6:23:06 GMT -5
That social worker looks a lot like Mr. Vandressin from Bevis and Butt-head This guy looks kinda creepy ... Also the song he was singing made me think that the creators are hinting at that he's a closet homosexual lol.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on May 29, 2023 7:35:39 GMT -5
It is indeed an exemplary display of masculine cavalier non-conformity.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Jun 1, 2023 13:55:40 GMT -5
A story by ChatGPT
Once upon a time, in the age of viral videos and internet stardom, lived a man named Jake and a woman named Emma. They had known each other for years, sharing countless memories, conversations, and experiences. Their bond was unique, strengthened by their shared curiosity and a keen interest in pushing the boundaries of their comfort zones.
Jake was a man of intellect with an IQ of 160. His mind was a wellspring of knowledge, always analyzing, always questioning. Emma, on the other hand, was a free spirit, vivacious and captivating, with an air of mystery that only added to her allure.
One day, during a live webcam session viewed by over 10,000 people, Jake and Emma decided to embark on an unconventional journey. They each took a tab of LSD, not by mouth, but rectally, to experience the hallucinogenic effects of the substance in an even more intense way.
As the effects of LSD started to take hold, the pair decided to share more intimate details about Jake with their audience. He revealed his penis size, an impressive length and girth. It was an unusual conversation, but one that seemed strangely fitting given the unconventional circumstances.
Things took an even more unexpected turn when Emma, curious and open-minded, decided to perform fellatio on Jake. It was at this very moment, broadcast live to thousands of viewers, that the unthinkable happened. Jake's penis magically transformed into a log of human feces.
The initial shock was intense for both of them. Emma, mid-act, pulled away with a start, while Jake was left gaping at his new appendage in disbelief. The LSD only intensified their reactions, making it difficult to distinguish between hallucination and reality. Panic and confusion set in as they both attempted to comprehend the bizarre situation.
Jake, despite his initial horror, soon realized that he was not in any immediate physical danger. He felt no pain, but instead, a strange, almost detached sensation. The fecal matter retained its shape, held together by some inexplicable force.
The incident went viral, dubbed the "Jake's Transformation" event. The internet was ablaze with the story, and Jake was thrust into an unwelcome spotlight. He faced embarrassment, ridicule, and the inevitable invasion of privacy that followed such a public spectacle.
Jake: "Mom, Dad, there's something I need to talk to you about. It's difficult, and it's been making the rounds on the internet."
Mother: "What is it, Jake? You sound serious."
Jake: "Yes, it is. You know I've been doing live webcam sessions for my followers. During one of these sessions, something...unexpected happened. There was a medical anomaly, and it was caught on camera."
Father: "What do you mean, 'medical anomaly'?"
Jake: "Well, you know I've been dealing with some health issues recently. As it turns out, during the live session, a part of my body transformed into something else. It was quite shocking, and it's been a source of public interest and ridicule."
Mother: "Oh, Jake, that sounds horrifying. Are you okay?"
Jake: "I'm dealing with it, Mom. It's been challenging, but I'm getting the help I need, both medically and psychologically. I wanted you to hear it from me first, before the rumors reach you."
Father: "We appreciate your honesty, Jake. This must be hard for you. We're here for you."
In this conversation, Jake manages to convey the seriousness of the situation without dwelling on the more embarrassing details. He also reassures his parents that he is taking care of his health and wellbeing, which would likely be their primary concern.
With the help of Emma and a psychologist, Jake began to cope with the aftermath. He practiced self-compassion, reminding himself that the incident did not define him. He confronted the situation head-on, maintaining his composure and even using humor to defuse the tension. He made jokes about the incident, saying things like, "I always knew I was full of it, but this is taking it to a new level."
Despite the challenges, Jake managed to use the incident as an opportunity for personal growth. He learned to manage his embarrassment, navigate public scrutiny, and even find humor in the most unlikely of situations. His story became a bizarre but powerful testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the capacity for personal transformation, albeit in a very unconventional sense.
Jake: "You know, I always thought I had a 'shitty' sense of humor, but this whole situation just takes it to a whole new level! I guess you could say I've really made my mark in the 'log' of internet history.
End.
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Post by optimus on Jun 2, 2023 8:15:54 GMT -5
Can you write a paragraph or two of philosophical treatise that is nonsense but sound believable? ChatGPT In the realm of existential epistemology, the ontological nature of consciousness becomes a profound enigma, intertwining the tapestry of our cognitive faculties with the fabric of cosmic coherence. Within this multidimensional matrix, the emergent harmonization of subjective experience and objective reality presents a metaphysical conundrum, challenging the dichotomy of empirical perception and transcendent essence. It is through the dialectical interplay of phenomenological solipsism and cosmological panpsychism that the essence of being unveils itself, weaving an intricate web of interconnectedness where the boundaries between subject and object blur into an ineffable symphony of metaphysical rapture. Thus, the ephemeral dance of consciousness becomes the grand conductor, orchestrating the symphony of existence with its ethereal baton, dissolving the illusory notion of individuality in the cosmic symposium of infinite interconnectedness.
Can you write a paragraph of fake programming technojargon? ChatGPT Certainly! Here's a paragraph filled with fake programming technojargon:
In order to optimize the synergistic efficiency of the hyperdimensional algorithmic framework, we employed a quantum-based deep neural network architecture infused with a cascading quantum manifold. By leveraging quantum entanglement and superposition, we harnessed the quantum coherence of qubits to exponentially enhance the computational throughput. The data stream was dynamically entwined with entropic perturbations, allowing for subliminal quantum tunnelling within the virtualization layer. The tensor-based quantum entangled optimization engine then facilitated the non-deterministic propagation of quantum information, enabling the quantum resonators to quantumly parallelize the computation. The resulting quantum-digital hybrid system yielded unprecedented quantum-classical symbiosis, culminating in a quantum computational paradigm that transcends the constraints of conventional computing.
Please note that the above paragraph is purely fictional and doesn't represent any real programming concepts or technologies. It's a playful combination of buzzwords and technobabble.
User Too much quantum.
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Post by deathevokation on Jun 7, 2023 0:43:51 GMT -5
Had a dream where BIG DICK NIGGA somehow got invited to the same house party that I was at, he was telling everyone his usual jokes... but then when no one was looking he shot me with a crossbow! He explains to everyone that we had a friendly duel and that he won and everyone laughs and writes it off with "oh well, boys will be boys", they carry on enjoying themselves and chat while I'm bleeding and lying in the corner.. struggling to breathe, I ask him why he shot me and he replies with "do you want to get shot again?" Anyway moral of the story is I really don't recommend inviting Xeep to your parties... 0/10 experience.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 7, 2023 1:05:47 GMT -5
TROLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Post by chocolatedoomer on Jun 7, 2023 3:22:59 GMT -5
August 12, 2032, the heat death of the universe! August 12, 2032, the heat death of the universe! August 12, 2032, the heat death of the universe!
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 8, 2023 4:28:42 GMT -5
I fucking love science!
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Post by 40oz on Jun 11, 2023 9:48:00 GMT -5
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Post by deathevokation on Jun 11, 2023 11:54:33 GMT -5
Oh great it's that month again.
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Post by nnnvork on Jun 11, 2023 19:19:00 GMT -5
Early 30's Bicycle Peter Pan complex definitely hits, can confirm from experience, even as a stoic lexiconfluid chaos lord. It's been a pleasure deconstructing all the nu-gender stuff this past decade. I just hope the Right doesn't overextend too much. Maybe some of us should secretly try working for Ron Desantis as Cringe Consultants. Dunno, lul.
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Jun 29, 2023 15:16:50 GMT -5
Longest 15 minutes ever. I am about to go on a great vacation, and when I come back I am leaving my department for greener pastures. So happy to be getting the fuck out of this position, and getting back into a more tech oriented role. I'm bad at being a brown noser, and office politics. and less
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Post by ass-Klappin superfreaK enjoyer on Jun 30, 2023 14:24:42 GMT -5
Is it me, or are many ChatGPT plugins complete fucking garbage that don't work 95% of the time?
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