BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 29, 2020 12:22:47 GMT -5
That's it
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2020 12:31:51 GMT -5
I hope it's not the kind where it just comes out in a seemingly endless 1cm wide string and takes forever. I do hope though that it's just a big dump you can efficiently evict from your body without too much of a time commitment.
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the motherfucking darknation
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Post by dn on Jun 29, 2020 12:36:05 GMT -5
I had a friend who was a skateboarder. He was sliding down a rail, doing mad Tony Hawx Grindz or whatever retarded shit retarded kids did in those days, when he fell off the board and impaled himself - arse first - on a fat hollow metal post.
Fucker near spit-roasted himself.
Anyway, once we all finished laughing, we foisted him off into the ambulance and he had to get his ass stitched back together in the hospital. Stitches for three huge tears and a temporary colostomy bag to let his shredded anus heal.
He's ok now and got the bag off after six months. But, to cut a long story short, he now shits Toblerones.
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Post by Lobo on Jun 29, 2020 12:52:26 GMT -5
Love your little anecdotes DN 😂😂
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 29, 2020 13:42:08 GMT -5
I'd say it's a normal day for a skater.
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Post by BigBoy91 on Jun 29, 2020 20:32:15 GMT -5
I'm jealous. I've been pissing out of my ass for the last few days.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 29, 2020 23:14:54 GMT -5
Eat some vegetables for Christ's sake
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2020 23:19:14 GMT -5
Have it come out fully already or are you still in process of taking it?
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BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jun 30, 2020 5:53:47 GMT -5
All good now but I just might take another one
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2020 6:39:46 GMT -5
Here we sit and anticipate, shall he shit or masturbate, how much longer can we wait, for info on his toilet date?
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Post by joe-ilya on Jun 30, 2020 9:55:10 GMT -5
I don't know about you taking a shit, but you're definitely taking a massive shitpost.
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Post by BigBoy91 on Jul 1, 2020 23:01:29 GMT -5
Eat some vegetables for Christ's sake Veggies? What do you think I am? A gay? |
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Post by leegsy on Jul 4, 2020 4:49:53 GMT -5
Hi.
So I noticed this thread and it's an amusing coincidence as just the other day I was severely constipated for an entire day and although I managed to get it out the next day it required great effort, like I even had to take my t-shirt off as I was sweating and even felt faint at one point and I thought I was going to pass out from the strain of getting this thing out of my colon.
After I managed to shift it I flushed the toilet as you do but this thing didn't even move like half a centimetre so I had to wrap some toilet roll around my hands and break it up and it was really solid, like it felt as if it was plasticine or something and I couldn't believe that I had had this thing in my body for a day or more. I'm 39 now and I really need to start watching what I eat as that was the first time in my life that I experienced constipation and it was not pleasant at all. I had been eating a lot of rice and peas and mixed beans and cheese so I'll need to avoid those foods in large quantities in the future.
Thanks
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dmdr
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Post by dmdr on Jul 4, 2020 4:59:07 GMT -5
great first post, pleased to meet you leegsy
actually I have a morbid terror of constipation as when I was 25 (approx) I had a very severe bout of same that was easily the sickest I've ever been. I had to call my brother at 1am in the morning to come take me to the after hours clinic since I was in horrendous pain, and when I got there the doctor stuck his finger up my arse, which was quite awkward especially considering I'd never met him before. Cue a week and a bit of eating nothing but kiwifruit and chugging metamucil while being totally physically incapacitated -- to give an idea of what that was like, at one point I attempted to walk to my kitchen from my bedroom, a truly epic journey of no more than 12 steps, all in one go, and this mighty feat caused me to vomit all over the kitchen bench (I did get most of it in the sink fortunately). Great fun and well worth experiencing.
Recently I didn't take a shit for three days so I took 3x the recommended dose of laxatives and shoved one of those suppositories up my arse for good measure. This went about as well as you'd expect but much better than the alternative tbh.
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BIG DICK NIGGA
this post is a lie about my bodily proportions
Major Arlene obsessed, 100% verified freakazoid. AKA bzzrak
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on Jul 4, 2020 13:05:53 GMT -5
Hi. So I noticed this thread and it's an amusing coincidence as just the other day I was severely constipated for an entire day and although I managed to get it out the next day it required great effort, like I even had to take my t-shirt off as I was sweating and even felt faint at one point and I thought I was going to pass out from the strain of getting this thing out of my colon. After I managed to shift it I flushed the toilet as you do but this thing didn't even move like half a centimetre so I had to wrap some toilet roll around my hands and break it up and it was really solid, like it felt as if it was plasticine or something and I couldn't believe that I had had this thing in my body for a day or more. I'm 39 now and I really need to start watching what I eat as that was the first time in my life that I experienced constipation and it was not pleasant at all. I had been eating a lot of rice and peas and mixed beans and cheese so I'll need to avoid those foods in large quantities in the future. Thanks Cool |
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Post by 40oz on Jul 4, 2020 15:03:05 GMT -5
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Post by leegsy on Jul 4, 2020 15:30:49 GMT -5
Trust me, there's nothing cool about constipation. First time in almost 40 years that's happened to me. |
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