Hypothetically...

What if you walked inside of your bathroom and saw a clump of hair on the ground and it resembled some humanoid stick figure yet while you continued your business it blew away out of the corner of your eye until you finally turned around and saw it running up your bathroom walls and panting like a dog. This hair humanoid keeps frantically trying to stick its fuzzy little arms inside of every pore of adhesive mixture to try to dig a hole but it just can't because it's too weak until it hits the ceiling, lets out a bloodcurdling scream that echoes off of the walls, then slowly falls down while panting to swim midair towards you. What would you do?