Worst Internet?
Jul 24, 2018 19:48:28 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 19:48:28 GMT -5
What's the worst internet you've had/have?
Mine is the one I'm stuck with now: BT (British Telecom).
(Long dumb rant in fit of nerd rage)
So yeah basically BT isn't very good.
Mine is the one I'm stuck with now: BT (British Telecom).
(Long dumb rant in fit of nerd rage)
BT is perfectly described by the image of a plane filled with everything you love crashing into a septic tank, you then have to mop that mess up with your dick which was detached in the crash.
It's shit, it's so fucking bad, the only thing reliable about it is that it will hang itself the exact moment you are in the middle of something, shit the fucking bed and then come back covered in that shit as a half functioning zombie brainlet with the mental and physical capacity of a dead goldfish.
"BT Fibre" fuck off with that shit, I'd tell it to suck my fucking dick because its all it's good at but it'd probably just bite it off and charge me double, I'd get better fibre out of a single Cornflake than this garbage, 20 fucking MB/s average my hairy balls I can hardly get half a fucking megabyte never mind half of 40 you cockends.
We are fucking paying for this garbage, this actual hot trash, it'd be better spent on having toothless bikers kick me in the dick, it'd be better spent on using compost as internet (actual physical shit could do a better job), it'd be better spent on a single shitty 9mm pistol and two bullets in an attempt to overthrow the entirety of England's military, die in a fire BT.
It's shit, it's so fucking bad, the only thing reliable about it is that it will hang itself the exact moment you are in the middle of something, shit the fucking bed and then come back covered in that shit as a half functioning zombie brainlet with the mental and physical capacity of a dead goldfish.
"BT Fibre" fuck off with that shit, I'd tell it to suck my fucking dick because its all it's good at but it'd probably just bite it off and charge me double, I'd get better fibre out of a single Cornflake than this garbage, 20 fucking MB/s average my hairy balls I can hardly get half a fucking megabyte never mind half of 40 you cockends.
We are fucking paying for this garbage, this actual hot trash, it'd be better spent on having toothless bikers kick me in the dick, it'd be better spent on using compost as internet (actual physical shit could do a better job), it'd be better spent on a single shitty 9mm pistol and two bullets in an attempt to overthrow the entirety of England's military, die in a fire BT.
So yeah basically BT isn't very good.
