My first ever drunk post on this forum

1. Peroni, although it’s pretty tough to find a shit Aussie beer. When in Brazil it’s Skol or Antarctica.

2. All of those pansy arse craft beers

3. The answer to why is because I love the fucken taste of a good scotch and I’m an animal. The what has a few answers, but the most recent one was a couple of years ago when in Brazil and I was bored with probably a severe case of alcohol poisoning and cunting on Doomkid. Don’t regret much but the Kid didn’t deserve that, he already has my apologies.

4. Scotch is the bomb yo, but I try to stay away because I love it too much.

5. I did last night and probably will do again.

Cheers to you hardcore gamer and Trace, my missus says you’re a cunt as she loves guinness haha.

Actually she didn’t say that, I just made that shit up. She don’t give a fuck about the stupid shit we do over here haha... But she does love Guinness and an American shouldn’t talk much about beers when all yours taste like cats piss.

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKEN DAY YEAH!

1. Probably Breznak, a Czech pilsner. I like most beers however, with the exception of...
2. An Icelandic(!) beer I can't remember the name of. It was served in a light blue can with the whole top removed, which reminded me of an arsehole. It had a strong orange colour and didn't taste very well. Other than that - craft beers! Beer shouldn't taste like flowers!
3. Can't recall, but the worst hangover I've ever had came from a bottle of Jägermeister when on a fishing trip. I tried to do some fly fishing despite feeling terrible and ended up puking while standing waist-deep in the Klarälven river. As for why; I thought I could go on like I did when I was more thoroughly marinated on a regular basis.
4. I like it, especially Whiskey. Very nice to have during the long winter months.
5. Rarely, but it happens.





Do you want him to do that? Totally not gay!

1. What is your fav beer?
None, I don't like beer and alcohol in general. In fact, tea, juices, sparkling water etc. aside the only drink I like is coffee.

2. What is your least fav beer?
See above.

3. What is the drunkest you have ever been and why did you get that drunk in the first place?
7th grade. There was a 20min. break before the Geography course and since I got bored I decided to just go home and come back after the break was over (it's a 5min. distance between my home and the school. Ironically the college I'm currently studying at is also right in front of it). I was very thirsty when I arrived and since there was no damn bottle of water or anything anywhere I grabbed the first thing I put my eyes on, that being a liquor. I think I drank almost half of the bottle and nothing happened in the next 10min. but once I came back to school I got dizzy and could barely speak. Some of my colleagues were laughing, thinking I was just pretending to be drunk (as if I find getting drunk "fun"...), but it was genuine. I recovered in the next few hours if I'm not mistaken, like it never happened.

4. Do you love hard alcohol or hate it? And if so then why?
Hate, alcohol makes me sick.

5. Do you drink when playing games online?
No, and I'm not really playing MP games anymore.

I usually prefer heineken but Sam Adams is a new fave.

I had a magic hat one that I thought tasted disgusting. If it counts i really dislike smirnoff ice or any of those girly soda/seltzer lacroix things that try to reach out to a more feminine demographic. I heard they fuck up your teeth,

21st birthday I think. People bought me a lot of beers and shots and one guy thought it would be funny if he got me a long island iced tea after all that. Threw up all over my leather jacket. God that was annoying.

I prefer shots. It's more exciting. Drinking beer to get drunk takes too long.

I haven't tried. Alcohol + video games doesnt work well with me usually. Some good ol Doom deathmatch might be a fun exception though. Does anyone have any recommendations for games to play while drunk?

Hm. You never replied, hardcoregamer! Get drunk again and tell us!

Will you be watching the game v Argentina tomorrow hardcoregamer?

Watch it and be patriotic, your country has never been to the Cup before I’m pretty sure. Argentina are vulnerable too, and in sport fairytales do happen occasionally.

Well be got a tie with them. At least there's that.

hardcoregamer you Icelandic dudes are tall as fuck yo, how’s the air up there? Are you guys all like professional giraffe ear cleaners or something like that? Are you guys tall like how flowers have to grow tall to reach whatever sun there is on your small icy island, or is it because....












wait for it......















its almost coming.....

















right on the tip of my tongue.....
















canna hold it back much longer cap’n.......













genetics?