Would you look at the time?

Hola fellow patriots. The time is now after midnight. You know what else? That means its July 5th. One more thing. It's not independence day anymore. So if you can kindly put away your matches and lighters and chill with the all-day state wide half-assed fireworks show so my poor dog can stop having vietnam flashbacks and I can sleep soundly for at least a few hours so I don't die at work tomorrow, that would be kinda ok.

God Bless America.