Why are new toilet bowls so small and weird?

What do the new toilet bowls look like?

I can aim, but if the Korbs can't he'll have to sit or get off the pot.

I wish to thank you all for your inputs.

I have come to realize that I haven't really described my issue regarding modern toiletry (is this even a word?), and so I will try to do so again:

Most of you are aware of the "higher the drop, bigger the impact" that usually isn't applied in this specific context, but apparently, that is the case for me. I myself, have a decent enough aim, but I cannot really tell where to aim, for when I aim for the water, it starts splashing around, and if I don't aim for the water I run a higher risk of accidentally going "overboard" and looking like a pig. I have to confess, in order to combat such issue, I have learned to slightly bend my knees or spread my legs in order to lower the "drop", and whilst I am not squatting or crouching, I do end up in an uncomfortable position that provides less relief than it is supposed to.

It is weird, however, how public restrooms do not own such bowls and by extent, don't cause an issue for me, but just any relative who had renovated their houses followed along with the trend that is simultaneously causing me trouble. And I have come to a conclusion a long time ago that this is merely a issue of modernization. If such new designs are more economically affordable than the other older designs, I can understand. It doesn't cause me less trouble though.

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Now to adress individual quotes.

"What do the new toilet bowls look like?"
- 40oz

I wish I could provide a more sensible answer to such a question. I tried to find a proper picture to use as a comparison, but then I realized that googling "modern toilets" offers a decent enough answer.

"Sit down."
- glenzinho

No.

"I can aim, but if the Korbs can't he'll have to sit or get off the pot."
- glenzinho

No.

"did you really succumb to this?

IDK man, I always carry some tissues with me, so that it's not a problem even if my aim is off. So I don't sweat it too much. #lifehacks"
- Xeep-Eep

I have to say, that was a mistake on my part. I have been communicating a lot with foreigners these days, especially people of the North American continent, and I have simply accustomed myself to abusing such a shortcut. Please forgive me. Otherwise, great advice on your behalf. I already have to carry tissues due to excessive perpetual perspiration issues, and indeed, they have proven themselves more than once to be very useful and hygienic.

No. If you did you would understand where the sweet spot is, which is just above the water line if you want to be a polite chap. Or you could just man up and let that shit cascade into the water at high volume as a blokey bloke should.

Make a stand and piss on their floors.

Or kneel.

Sit to pee and stand to shit! NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA!!!

Advice: the word 'literally' should only be used as a synonim to 'actually' or 'really', but never as an intensifier. Your usage of this word as an intensifier is wrong and also makes you look uneducated and stupid.
So, instead of complaining about toilet bowls, maybe it's a good idea to improve your grammar instead!

this thread is good to read while I’m literally actually universally taking a dump.

Also this!!! Such underrated #lifehacks!